Steve Matthes: Suspension guys are massive perverts

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6/29/2018 5:25 PM

Does anyone know the story behind this or suspension guys? Steve mentioned during his interview with Primo Marotto:

"There's a few things in the industry I will always hang my hat on. Number one, suspension guys are perverts. That's number one. Every suspension guy I know is a massive pervert."

"... and goggle guys are so competitive, and suspension guys are perverts."

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"What happens to your hands when you crash?"
"I put my hands up real quick to protect my sunglasses"

6/29/2018 5:29 PM

They don't call him "Bones" for nothing!

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6/29/2018 5:32 PM

I can vouch for that

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6/29/2018 6:18 PM

When your specialty involves a shaft going in and out of a pipe rigorously, your mind will only relate to other things similar. grin

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6/29/2018 6:22 PM
Edited Date/Time: 6/29/2018 6:41 PM

Jameis Winston, suspension, pervert. Also massive forgot that part.

Story checks out.

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6/29/2018 6:32 PM

IN AND OUT

IN

OUT

IN AND FUCKING OUT

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6/29/2018 6:34 PM

^^laughing

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Positively, absolutely 110% obsessed with anything MOTO.

6/29/2018 6:39 PM

Is that what this is about? I didn't think about it that way....

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"What happens to your hands when you crash?"
"I put my hands up real quick to protect my sunglasses"

6/29/2018 6:42 PM

20 billion dollar porn industry and the suspension guys are the perverts supporting it wassat

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6/29/2018 6:43 PM

enketchum wrote:

Is that what this is about? I didn't think about it that way....

Would you rather hear the sound of a queef, aka tiny dick, aka air forks.

Or the springs of the bed as your pound that whatever it is you pound?

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6/29/2018 6:45 PM

^^^ he said queef
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6/29/2018 6:48 PM

To be fair , every dude i know is a pervert.

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6/29/2018 6:51 PM

Ya gotta PUMP THAT THAAANG ! ! w00t

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6/29/2018 6:58 PM

Bottom line, interesting comments coming from a former mechanic. No arguing that laughing

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Positively, absolutely 110% obsessed with anything MOTO.

6/29/2018 7:03 PM

All I know is....every time I change my fork oil.......huge wood goin' on. There is no chick safe within' a six block radius , so I usually have someone handcuff me to my work bench before I tear into those forks. Just sayin'....

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And there goes Jeffro. One of God's own prototypes. A super high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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6/29/2018 7:13 PM

Jesus

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6/29/2018 7:26 PM

rekt

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6/29/2018 7:36 PM

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6/29/2018 7:39 PM

jeffro503 wrote:

All I know is....every time I change my fork oil.......huge wood goin' on. There is no chick safe within' a six block radius , ...more

Fer forks sake Jeffro

Get ah-hold of yers... nevermind blush

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6/29/2018 7:39 PM

Keefer is a suspension guy?

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6/29/2018 9:14 PM

Just a shit ton of PPM alllll day at work

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6/29/2018 9:24 PM

jeffro503 wrote:

All I know is....every time I change my fork oil.......huge wood goin' on. There is no chick safe within' a six block radius , ...more

KMC440 wrote:

Fer forks sake Jeffro

Get ah-hold of yers... nevermind blush

I'm sorry buddy , just being honest. The air forks kinda turn me on with the air release and so forth....but oh man , working out the bubbles in the spring forks!??.....Sweet mother of pearl! You could call me a human tripod , I could pole vault over a fence and if I turn around too quick , I could knock the front bumper right off a 72' pinto. Usually when I work on my forks , if there is nobody to handcuff me to the bench , the local neighborhood has a siren that they'll use for a nuclear holocaust type bomb.....or me working on my forks. All women are usually locked up , or shuffled off to the next county.

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And there goes Jeffro. One of God's own prototypes. A super high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Pimpin' Ho's , Rollin' fatty's......drinkin' beers , beers , beers!! ~ Ja

6/29/2018 9:45 PM

Anyone who follows me on IG knows I have the suspension pun game dialed, back off my steez bros.

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6/29/2018 10:01 PM

Isn’t ML512 a suspension guy??...lol

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"Nothing happens until something moves"

6/30/2018 4:32 AM

I wonder if Rocco used to be a suspension guy.
laughing

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6/30/2018 5:02 AM
Edited Date/Time: 6/30/2018 5:03 AM

tempura wrote:

Isn’t ML512 a suspension guy??...lol

Rumor has it that he’s never bottomed out. Not sure if that’s due to shaft/stroke, really good technique, or he’s just been sending into the soft stuff this whole time.

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6/30/2018 6:17 AM
Edited Date/Time: 6/30/2018 6:17 AM

JM485 wrote:

Anyone who follows me on IG knows I have the suspension pun game dialed, back off my steez bros.

I dig the suspension puns. They’re so good it’s shocking

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6/30/2018 6:32 AM
Edited Date/Time: 6/30/2018 6:35 AM

jeffro503 wrote:

All I know is....every time I change my fork oil.......huge wood goin' on. There is no chick safe within' a six block radius , ...more

Contain yourself Jeffro...think baseball.

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6/30/2018 7:42 AM

Funny......if you are still in Jr High. ermm

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6/30/2018 7:59 AM

JM485 wrote:

Anyone who follows me on IG knows I have the suspension pun game dialed, back off my steez bros.

mattyhamz2 wrote:

I dig the suspension puns. They’re so good it’s shocking

Glad I could add a little spring to your step and rebound your day a bit.

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