Quotes that make fun of quads...

I saw it somewhere.. "The worst part of riding a quad, is telling your parents, you're gay"

My grandma is going to get a quad when she gets a little older.

Not allowed in my woods.

It's not nice to make fun of the handicapped.

Quadtarded!!!

people who ride quads like it on all fours

Not to start anything but has anyone ridden a quad at race pace on a moto track?

Why would you ruin a fun thread, now the flaming will start.

haha I just had to ask.

The difference between a quad and a couch is the spelling.

i have a couch in my living room ha ha

yes I have, 660 raptor, z-400, crf450, things are death traps, require skill to ride at pace, but still are couches on wheels. People I know who ride quads wont touch bikes cuz they are "too dangerous" or "too hard to have fun on" i also hear people say things sometimes like "running is hard" make your own connections

Why would you want to make fun of them?

Now why would I want to do that. I'd F*** up the inside lines.

i always ask the couch riders when there taking the training wheels off.

Why not?

Why the fuck would you want to?

they made Quads for people that can't ride motorcycles..

that was my question

There's only 2 types of quad riders..Those who have been ran over by there own quad when they crash.. And those that will

"Goon Buggies"

my sig

HAHA

Funny RC quit bikes to race a "quad" with a roll cage and a box.

LOL!

"Here...hold my beer...watch this!"

ATV = Adult Turned Vegetable

run them first if it's muddy, run them last if time allows

I love my quad. It's great for bring dead deer out of the woods.

the dual shocks help hold fat chicks better too!!!! not to mention a significant gain in ass space!!!

Not a quote but my observations: Arrive at track with 2 quads, 4 cases of beer, 6 guys and assorted girlfriends. Drink beer, pose for girls for 45 minutes. Start quad and wring it's guts for 10 minutes(so everyone can enjoy your 105 db Yosh exhaust). Kill engine and gear up(flip flops, shorts, wife beater). Fire that baby up and spin donuts in pits til you...a: hit the trailer b: sling a rock into your buddy's girlfriends mouth chipping the teeth she just got the braces off of c: throw your own dumbass off and spill yer beer. Now it's time to make a couple of high speed bomb runs through the pits and then its off to the track where you ride the wrong direction till enough people flip you off and call you ugly names so you head back to the pits where you call it a day and drink more beer. Repeat the scenerio for the other 5 buddys. (Note that the other quad hasn't run in years but it makes you look cool to sit on it while you wait your turn)