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In order to consolidate our collective efforts into any easy to find and organize thread, I figured I would do us all a favor and create a place where you can collectively convey your idiotic. . .errrr . . . insightful opinion as to what happened to Tomac tonight.
If you think he pulled off only due to a wardrobe malfunction and embaracement, please tell us all about it.
If you think he is just mentally weak and didn't want to race, please, share how you came to this conclusion.
If you believe A-stars gear is now junk, please make us aware here.
I look forward to seeing what brilliant pieces of speculation we can come up with and the insightful conclusions we can draw from the incident tonight, so please post away!
If you think he pulled off only due to a wardrobe malfunction and embaracement, please tell us all about it.
If you think he is just mentally weak and didn't want to race, please, share how you came to this conclusion.
If you believe A-stars gear is now junk, please make us aware here.
I look forward to seeing what brilliant pieces of speculation we can come up with and the insightful conclusions we can draw from the incident tonight, so please post away!
He shat his pants and had to free-ball, was scared to expose his pickle.
He had a contusion...bruise. He was in dead last, then hes pulled over fuggin around with his willy on live tv in last place with the zoomed in camera on him unable to button his drawers, took him like 30 seconds to button his pants n I think he gave up n didnt get the job done, stalled it too lol, total shitshow, then had a sore shoulder and was in ass last anyways so he pulled off. Sorry but champions cross the finish line unless their bike explodes or they broke a bone...and even then dometimes still do. Sorry if it offends you but he pulled off.
The good thing is he rides better when hes behind after some ridiculous malfunction. Its like it focuses him on the climb.
The Shop
Now I gotta pull double duty and hold Ezza back because this guy is fired up like a roid raged cross fitter on leg day!
Interesting point about the climb. I would be interested in any psychology at work, given his upbringing and training style. It seems like it could be more than a coincidence that getting to the top was the focus of everything he's ever done up to this point in life. He doesn't appear to know how to stay focused once he's there.
Eli should employ Tony Robbins. He'd never lose again.
Broken pants
Gone hunting
Monster energy cup
Busy schedule
Broken front brake
You choose. Pulp stated he was the favorite, what a fucking joke.
When there is solid competition on the line, there is always an excuse.
Pit Row
Problem Solved!
I know I wouldn’t be thrilled to ride top level SX with my pants around my knees, embarASSment aside. Not safe at all.
Champions seem to find a way to beat adversity though, so we’ll see how Eli handles the rest of the Season.
My guess is the shoulder thing is a “fake story” thing to deflect from pulling out due to a wardrobe malfunction.
Plus...I have Eli in my SX Pool, so I NEED him back next week, lol
If anyone reads too far into what im saying you can take it any way you want but the crash didnt surprise me and at the same time i wasnt expecting him to crash. What ensued with the rolling around and stopping to take his time and fix his pants, all of it was very strange.
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