"Observations...from the couch"

Titan1
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Edited Date/Time 4/2/2015 8:51pm
This weeks "Observations from the couch" literally made me Laugh Out Loud several times.

Great job Matthes!

http://racerxonline.com/2015/04/01/btosportscom-observations-from-the-c…
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4/1/2015 2:18pm
The Barcia running out of gas monotony and Twitter crap were understated in his article. Ha. And that's saying something.

Glad to see that Matthes watches the races the same way we all do from time to time. Maybe GuyB needs to watch the races from his couch just one week just so he can see that there is SOME suffering to watching the broadcast.
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4/1/2015 2:26pm Edited Date/Time 4/1/2015 2:27pm
IWreckALot wrote:
The Barcia running out of gas monotony and Twitter crap were understated in his article. Ha. And that's saying something. Glad to see that Matthes watches...
The Barcia running out of gas monotony and Twitter crap were understated in his article. Ha. And that's saying something.

Glad to see that Matthes watches the races the same way we all do from time to time. Maybe GuyB needs to watch the races from his couch just one week just so he can see that there is SOME suffering to watching the broadcast.
There's a lot more suffering if ya can't watch it at all Tongue . Kills the MXGP's broadcast IMO.
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4/1/2015 2:56pm
I fell asleep in a recliner & I wasn't tired

Supercross is starting to suck, the running out of gas shit has got to stop

I can't believe anyone would pay money to go to Vegas to watch this

Dungey got a 80 point lead now.
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4/1/2015 3:01pm
h&m_cycle wrote:
I fell asleep in a recliner & I wasn't tired Supercross is starting to suck, the running out of gas shit has got to stop I...
I fell asleep in a recliner & I wasn't tired

Supercross is starting to suck, the running out of gas shit has got to stop

I can't believe anyone would pay money to go to Vegas to watch this

Dungey got a 80 point lead now.
I'm much more looking forward to the east/west shootout.
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4/1/2015 3:09pm
IWreckALot wrote:
The Barcia running out of gas monotony and Twitter crap were understated in his article. Ha. And that's saying something. Glad to see that Matthes watches...
The Barcia running out of gas monotony and Twitter crap were understated in his article. Ha. And that's saying something.

Glad to see that Matthes watches the races the same way we all do from time to time. Maybe GuyB needs to watch the races from his couch just one week just so he can see that there is SOME suffering to watching the broadcast.
Just make sure the weekend we bench GuyB is double duty when we have a SX and a GP so he not only suffers through the TV broadcast, but also the forum madness! Laughing
4/1/2015 3:26pm
"where team manager Jeremy Albrecht is trying to direct message Peick to laugh at Barcia for running out of gas, but he can’t figure it out and just posts it to his timeline."

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4/1/2015 3:33pm
"BROtocross" style...

Good job though!
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Good stuff, I liked it too.

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4/1/2015 4:25pm
That was awesome. I know he can be polarizing, but we are damn lucky to have matthes putting out the amount of free content he does, especially for such a small sport. Nice job, steve ,
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4/1/2015 4:34pm
hvaughn88 wrote:
That was awesome. I know he can be polarizing, but we are damn lucky to have matthes putting out the amount of free content he does...
That was awesome. I know he can be polarizing, but we are damn lucky to have matthes putting out the amount of free content he does, especially for such a small sport. Nice job, steve ,
^^^ Steve is really getting good at this.
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4/1/2015 8:04pm
Man that felt like the old Mathes! Hilarious!


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4/1/2015 10:17pm
Great article! Way funny too!
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4/2/2015 6:55am
You mean Matthes watches and think the same way we vitards think?!!! He will now be loved forever on this site!!

On a serious note, I don't miss an article Matthes writes. IMO he is the best in the sport.
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4/2/2015 7:22am
That commercial with Barcia playing repeatedly is actually starting me not be a Barcia fan.

Great article by Matthes.
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4/2/2015 7:56am
Shouldn't Barcia be bringing Weston gas by now?
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4/2/2015 10:57am
Great read, had me laughing out loud literally the entire time,


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"where Phil Nicoletti is cooking some hot dogs over an open flame and complaining about something."

"Once back, Peick sets Barcia on fire for once again running out of gas."
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Did....did he say he would T-Bone his mom.......???............Blink
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dirtnapper wrote:
Did....did he say he would T-Bone his mom.......???............Blink
Is she hot?

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