Now For Something You Will Really Like.... Lil Douche Coop....

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Edited Date/Time 4/12/2019 11:57am
By popular requests here is the World Premier of ...... Sill Song: Lil Douche Coop!


Will all due respect to Cooper Webb it is now time to have fun......


Originally by... Jan and Dean & The Beach boys. Little Deuce Coupe




Lil Douche Coop
Musquin you don't know what I got
Lil Douche Coop
Tomac you don't know what I got

Well I'm not braggin' GuyB so don't put me down
But I've got the fastest set of wheels in SX town
When Roczen comes up to me he don't even try
Cause if I had a set of wings man I know we could fly
SX has a Lil Douche Coop
You don't know what I got
(Ima Lil Poop Scoop)
(You don't know what I got)

Just a Lil Douche Coop with a flat milled head
But I'll spank it like a Monkey like (she's) is standin' still
My KTM's ported and relieved and she's stroked and bored.
My KTM we'll do zero to hundred with the throttle pinned to the stop
Ima Lil Douche Coop
Seely don't know what I got
(Ima Lil Douche Coop)
(Hmm you don't know what I got)

She's got a hydraulic clutch with the four in the box
And she purrs like a kitten till the FMF pipe roars
And if that ain't enough to make you skip and skid
There's one more thing, I got the real Slim Shady
And comin' off the line when the gate slams down
We’ll pull a start outa da hat like you never seen
I am pumped and in shape and it's hard not to be queer
When Ima tossin dirt in all four gears

Yep Ima Lil Douche Coop
You don't know what I got
(Ima Lil Poop Scoop)
(You don't know what I got)

Yep Ima Lil Douche Coop
You don't know what I got
(Ima Lil Poop Scoop))
(You don't know what I got)

Yep Ima Lil Douche Coop
You'all don't know what I got..!
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JPT 4/10/2019 9:27am
4/10/2019 9:27am
We need a video of that as filler Saturday night. Smile
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ZM956 4/10/2019 9:35am
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Um.... wow.

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Marty1028 4/10/2019 9:35am
4/10/2019 9:35am
god, we really need to stop homeschooling our kids
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Camp332 4/10/2019 9:36am
4/10/2019 9:36am
ArkMX Wink , a little more time weight training, and little less with the song parody's.
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500guy 4/10/2019 9:42am
4/10/2019 9:42am
Vital certainly lacks a sense of humor these days.
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GIwasB4 4/10/2019 9:47am
4/10/2019 9:47am
I just wasted 43 seconds of my life
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Dirty Points 4/10/2019 9:47am
4/10/2019 9:47am Edited Date/Time 4/10/2019 9:52am
Marty1028 wrote:
god, we really need to stop homeschooling our kids
Kids? I doubt any kids are out there dropping Jan and Dean/Beach Boys spoofs.
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.kyle 4/10/2019 10:06am
4/10/2019 10:06am
It starts with a silly rap...and leads to riding on a beach.
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JPT 4/10/2019 10:10am
4/10/2019 10:10am Edited Date/Time 4/10/2019 10:12am
500guy wrote:
Vital certainly lacks a sense of humor these days.
They might be a little young to totally get it.
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77Moto 4/10/2019 10:39am
4/10/2019 10:39am
Can you repost your other songs too.? Like the Sunscreen parody.
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visser62 4/10/2019 10:39am
4/10/2019 10:39am
500guy wrote:
Vital certainly lacks a sense of humor these days.
JPT wrote:
They might be a little young to totally get it.
No, it just wasn't funny. Gave me a nice cringe, though.
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dirtmike86 4/10/2019 10:47am
4/10/2019 10:47am
I'm glad iam on the shitter at work getting paid to read this stuff.
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neverwas 4/10/2019 10:55am
4/10/2019 10:55am
I'm old so I know the original song,not a bad parody not quite a Al Yankovic or Richard Cheese but not bad..
The only problem I have is now I have the original song stuck in my head.
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brapgod69 4/10/2019 1:09pm
4/10/2019 1:09pm
You must have a lot of time on your hands.
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mattyhamz2 4/10/2019 1:13pm
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Arkmx wrote:
By popular requests here is the World Premier of ...... Sill Song: Lil Douche Coop! Will all due respect to Cooper Webb it is now time...
By popular requests here is the World Premier of ...... Sill Song: Lil Douche Coop!


Will all due respect to Cooper Webb it is now time to have fun......


Originally by... Jan and Dean & The Beach boys. Little Deuce Coupe




Lil Douche Coop
Musquin you don't know what I got
Lil Douche Coop
Tomac you don't know what I got

Well I'm not braggin' GuyB so don't put me down
But I've got the fastest set of wheels in SX town
When Roczen comes up to me he don't even try
Cause if I had a set of wings man I know we could fly
SX has a Lil Douche Coop
You don't know what I got
(Ima Lil Poop Scoop)
(You don't know what I got)

Just a Lil Douche Coop with a flat milled head
But I'll spank it like a Monkey like (she's) is standin' still
My KTM's ported and relieved and she's stroked and bored.
My KTM we'll do zero to hundred with the throttle pinned to the stop
Ima Lil Douche Coop
Seely don't know what I got
(Ima Lil Douche Coop)
(Hmm you don't know what I got)

She's got a hydraulic clutch with the four in the box
And she purrs like a kitten till the FMF pipe roars
And if that ain't enough to make you skip and skid
There's one more thing, I got the real Slim Shady
And comin' off the line when the gate slams down
We’ll pull a start outa da hat like you never seen
I am pumped and in shape and it's hard not to be queer
When Ima tossin dirt in all four gears

Yep Ima Lil Douche Coop
You don't know what I got
(Ima Lil Poop Scoop)
(You don't know what I got)

Yep Ima Lil Douche Coop
You don't know what I got
(Ima Lil Poop Scoop))
(You don't know what I got)

Yep Ima Lil Douche Coop
You'all don't know what I got..!
Seely*
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SEE ARE125 4/10/2019 1:22pm
4/10/2019 1:22pm
dirtmike86 wrote:
I'm glad iam on the shitter at work getting paid to read this stuff.
Taking a little deuce?

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