No More Step Ups

jasonv43
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Edited Date/Time 1/26/2012 8:38am
They're just too dangerous. Who knows what is on the other side of those things.
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oldx
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7/8/2010 4:34pm
Would it help if they put Plexiglas on the approach so riders could see through the jump?
jasonv43
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7/8/2010 4:37pm
Maybe if they lined the jumps with these warning flags it would be better:

7/8/2010 4:39pm
oldx wrote:
Would it help if they put Plexiglas on the approach so riders could see through the jump?
Oh fuck! Laughing Laughing Even if they did, just think if someone hit neutral.
mxb2
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7/8/2010 4:40pm
Guess my idea of a shark tank at the finish line is out!

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7/8/2010 5:16pm
Lets just take the jumps out period, their scary as hell, and the turns, I mean you could fall down, aw hell lets just start racing 4 queerlers......
Cygnus
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7/8/2010 5:20pm Edited Date/Time 7/8/2010 5:21pm
I heard they will be having Elk with Freaking lazer beams on their heads at lakewood next year. With a preview at the MXDN.
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7/8/2010 5:54pm
Turns are dangerous, get rid of those, just drag race. Wait, going fast is dangerous, better put a speed limit on that, but then people could get fined for breaking that speed limit, how about whoever signs in first wins? Shit, they might papercut themselves in haste...

Fuck it. Let's just open a trophy store so people can get trophies without the hassle of buying a motorcycle first. They can be hazardous to your credit score.
WhKnuckle
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7/8/2010 6:02pm
Stepups are fun - and any jump is blind, regardless of configuration. Even a tabletop is blind when you're going up the face (which is the last chance to change your line if someone is down on the other side).
jasonv43
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7/8/2010 7:09pm
davis224 wrote:
Turns are dangerous, get rid of those, just drag race. Wait, going fast is dangerous, better put a speed limit on that, but then people could...
Turns are dangerous, get rid of those, just drag race. Wait, going fast is dangerous, better put a speed limit on that, but then people could get fined for breaking that speed limit, how about whoever signs in first wins? Shit, they might papercut themselves in haste...

Fuck it. Let's just open a trophy store so people can get trophies without the hassle of buying a motorcycle first. They can be hazardous to your credit score.
What if we give out trophies to all the racers regardless of where they finished. Then we would have no losers.

We could even have all of them on the podium together.
7/8/2010 7:59pm
jasonv43 wrote:
Maybe if they lined the jumps with these warning flags it would be better: [img]http://www.answermysearches.com/wp-content/uploads/e9282.bluedancer.jpg[/img]
Maybe if they lined the jumps with these warning flags it would be better:

On another note, are these some of the guys used in the USGP spectator count?
MX Culture
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7/8/2010 8:17pm
get rid of the 30 second card girls...they are too.......nevermind.
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7/8/2010 8:59pm Edited Date/Time 7/8/2010 8:59pm
jasonv43 wrote:
They're just too dangerous. Who knows what is on the other side of those things.
Thanks for the retarded thread!! You just became 1 OF a million!! Feel proud!!

I guess more security/protection at airports after 9/11 was dumb as well huh?
Cody24
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7/8/2010 11:08pm
I find step ups to be safer than step downs...
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7/8/2010 11:25pm Edited Date/Time 7/9/2010 2:45am
jasonv43 wrote:
They're just too dangerous. Who knows what is on the other side of those things.
Racer111 wrote:
Thanks for the retarded thread!! You just became 1 OF a million!! Feel proud!! I guess more security/protection at airports after 9/11 was dumb as well...
Thanks for the retarded thread!! You just became 1 OF a million!! Feel proud!!

I guess more security/protection at airports after 9/11 was dumb as well huh?
Thanks for being retarded!



What an idiotic analogy.
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7/9/2010 12:02am
jasonv43 wrote:
They're just too dangerous. Who knows what is on the other side of those things.
Racer111 wrote:
Thanks for the retarded thread!! You just became 1 OF a million!! Feel proud!! I guess more security/protection at airports after 9/11 was dumb as well...
Thanks for the retarded thread!! You just became 1 OF a million!! Feel proud!!

I guess more security/protection at airports after 9/11 was dumb as well huh?
WORCSRacer wrote:
Thanks for being retarded!



What an idiotic analogy.
As usual, there's GOT to be someone that takes a joke seriously. Not you Worcsracer. I'm referring to racer111.

WTF? Can nobody tell a joke anymore?

I think this thread is HILARIOUS!!!! It's especially funny that some people are on here defending step-ups as if jasonv43 was being serious. Freakin mental midgets.
DC
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7/9/2010 4:39am Edited Date/Time 7/9/2010 6:32am
Next they're going to want to get ban sarcasm...



Just kidding, good stuff.



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Wolfman
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7/9/2010 4:42am
Good stuff indeed, and well played.
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7/9/2010 5:10am
davis224 wrote:
Turns are dangerous, get rid of those, just drag race. Wait, going fast is dangerous, better put a speed limit on that, but then people could...
Turns are dangerous, get rid of those, just drag race. Wait, going fast is dangerous, better put a speed limit on that, but then people could get fined for breaking that speed limit, how about whoever signs in first wins? Shit, they might papercut themselves in haste...

Fuck it. Let's just open a trophy store so people can get trophies without the hassle of buying a motorcycle first. They can be hazardous to your credit score.
Let's just open a trophy store so people can get trophies without the hassle of buying a motorcycle first. They can be hazardous to your credit score.

When I had my track, I was always threatening to sell trophies at the concession stand.Unsure

You could "trade-up" whatever you won, for just a bit of cash. Your Grandma would be proud!
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7/9/2010 6:17am
DC wrote:
Next they're going to want to get ban sarcasm...



Just kidding, good stuff.



DC

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Their?

Oh Davey... say it ain't so...
Cygnus
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7/9/2010 6:22am
DC wrote:
Next they're going to want to get ban sarcasm...



Just kidding, good stuff.



DC

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runic121 wrote:
Their?

Oh Davey... say it ain't so...
HAR!
DC
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7/9/2010 6:33am
My bad. Damned iPads....

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Russell2686
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7/9/2010 6:56am
jasonv43 wrote:
Maybe if they lined the jumps with these warning flags it would be better: [img]http://www.answermysearches.com/wp-content/uploads/e9282.bluedancer.jpg[/img]
Maybe if they lined the jumps with these warning flags it would be better:

They can buy them from this guy
rocrac
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7/9/2010 7:00am
jasonv43 wrote:
They're just too dangerous. Who knows what is on the other side of those things.
Racer111 wrote:
Thanks for the retarded thread!! You just became 1 OF a million!! Feel proud!! I guess more security/protection at airports after 9/11 was dumb as well...
Thanks for the retarded thread!! You just became 1 OF a million!! Feel proud!!

I guess more security/protection at airports after 9/11 was dumb as well huh?
Irony at it's finest.
wardy
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7/9/2010 7:35am
plexiglass may get dirty. so we should install cameras on the back side of the jumps, like on the drop offs. then a huge ass screen on the approach side. Riders can then see in "real" time what is going on back there........... wait...................

this would be a distraction and they would then crash before the jump.

ah hell we are stuck with the flagger and his ability to text and flag all day.........
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7/9/2010 7:38am
MX Culture wrote:
get rid of the 30 second card girls...they are too.......nevermind.
OK Now you are going too far......
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7/9/2010 7:39am
DC wrote:
Next they're going to want to get ban sarcasm...



Just kidding, good stuff.



DC

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runic121 wrote:
Their?

Oh Davey... say it ain't so...
He had it right

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