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Edited Date/Time
7/9/2020 6:00am
Announcing new Vital classes..... Similar to racing I think we need to classify the posters on the site. This will eliminate beginners and idiots from blocking ”the fast lines” of the experienced and detracting from the experience. Classification will be based on pics of yourself racing, your trophy room, and any written correspondence from your local race promoter or the AMA. Information will be evaluated and you will be placed in classes ranging from Dreamer to Expert (Dreamer, Novice, Intermediate, and Expert). You will only be able to enter and comment on posts from those in your class and BELOW. Thus, beginners (Dreamers) stay on the beginner track. Please GuyB?
The Shop
But like in Vet D?
What is a Dualigan?
A Dualigan is a loser.
But not in the way you are thinking, and certainly not in the way the world describes a loser.
A loser is someone that goes out and comes in dead last. Now you might be thinking what possible pride comes with losing in such a manner. Well, you see, that Loser is better than every single person sitting in the stands. That loser, has taken the field in full knowledge that he or she lacks any semblance of talent that every other person lining up. That loser when they are sitting on the tailgate of their truck while the winners are collecting their trophies sits there with a sense of pride that they in fact took the field when every other person sat comfortably in the stands.
They have faced the fear that keeps every Monday morning quarterback that says things like “you shoulda” when they lose and “we” when they win seated. They, the human armchairs of the world stay behind that little white line out of fear. Fear that they can’t, fear that they will be hurt, fear that has consumed them to the point of no return. They are nothing more than a critic that risks absolutely nothing, yet believes that they are in some sort of bullshit exslted position over those who take the line and then step over it.
The Loser has faced their fear, they are marred by pain, the sweet sting of the dust and have been found lacking. These Losers then step back across the line time, and time again. Who at best may win, but at worst they are ten times the person who than they were before then made the journey across the line.
These losers are our heroes.
They are glory bound each time they step further and further across this line. Because with each step they distance themselves from the crowd. They distance themselves from the those that have risked nothing. From those that are afraid, from those that have become complicit in their own fear.
Yes we are Losers.
But those that risk nothing, are something far, far worse.
They are nothing more than a spectator.
They will never know the glory of what is across that line.
They don’t know victory or defeat.
They are a cold and timid souls that are afraid.
Find out what it feels like beyond the line.
So lose, be a loser.
Because, when some kid tells your kid that his Daddy is a loser.
You kid can respond: “Yea, well, yours didn't even try.”
Lose Gloriously.
Welcome to the Dualigans, - You Loser.
Settled?
You could see who posts stupid shit often haha
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