New Vital Classification system

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7/8/2020 7:03 PM

Announcing new Vital classes..... Similar to racing I think we need to classify the posters on the site. This will eliminate beginners and idiots from blocking ”the fast lines” of the experienced and detracting from the experience. Classification will be based on pics of yourself racing, your trophy room, and any written correspondence from your local race promoter or the AMA. Information will be evaluated and you will be placed in classes ranging from Dreamer to Expert (Dreamer, Novice, Intermediate, and Expert). You will only be able to enter and comment on posts from those in your class and BELOW. Thus, beginners (Dreamers) stay on the beginner track. Please GuyB?

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7/8/2020 7:18 PM
Edited Date/Time: 7/8/2020 11:19 PM

What class would he be in?

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7/8/2020 7:21 PM

You're dreaming.

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"Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower."

7/8/2020 7:27 PM

I'd be in Vet D

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7/8/2020 7:51 PM

What about sandbaggers?

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Since 1987

7/8/2020 7:58 PM

What about Professional Practice Riders?

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7/8/2020 8:01 PM

Talisker wrote:

What about Professional Practice Riders?

Can I just do this?

But like in Vet D?

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7/8/2020 8:12 PM

I be in the solid C class, but only for about 3 laps! 🤣

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7/8/2020 8:48 PM

I’ll be in the Dualigans class.

What is a Dualigan?

A Dualigan is a loser.
But not in the way you are thinking, and certainly not in the way the world describes a loser.

A loser is someone that goes out and comes in dead last. Now you might be thinking what possible pride comes with losing in such a manner. Well, you see, that Loser is better than every single person sitting in the stands. That loser, has taken the field in full knowledge that he or she lacks any semblance of talent that every other person lining up. That loser when they are sitting on the tailgate of their truck while the winners are collecting their trophies sits there with a sense of pride that they in fact took the field when every other person sat comfortably in the stands.
They have faced the fear that keeps every Monday morning quarterback that says things like “you shoulda” when they lose and “we” when they win seated. They, the human armchairs of the world stay behind that little white line out of fear. Fear that they can’t, fear that they will be hurt, fear that has consumed them to the point of no return. They are nothing more than a critic that risks absolutely nothing, yet believes that they are in some sort of bullshit exslted position over those who take the line and then step over it.
The Loser has faced their fear, they are marred by pain, the sweet sting of the dust and have been found lacking. These Losers then step back across the line time, and time again. Who at best may win, but at worst they are ten times the person who than they were before then made the journey across the line.
These losers are our heroes.
They are glory bound each time they step further and further across this line. Because with each step they distance themselves from the crowd. They distance themselves from the those that have risked nothing. From those that are afraid, from those that have become complicit in their own fear.
Yes we are Losers.
But those that risk nothing, are something far, far worse.

They are nothing more than a spectator.
They will never know the glory of what is across that line.
They don’t know victory or defeat.
They are a cold and timid souls that are afraid.
Find out what it feels like beyond the line.

So lose, be a loser.

Because, when some kid tells your kid that his Daddy is a loser.
You kid can respond: “Yea, well, yours didn't even try.”

Lose Gloriously.

Welcome to the Dualigans, - You Loser.

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7/8/2020 8:55 PM

Jason123 wrote:

Announcing new Vital classes..... Similar to racing I think we need to classify the posters on the site. This will eliminate ...more

Hey OP..... you must be a descendant of Hitler. RIght?

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7/8/2020 9:16 PM

I only want to be classified as anti-national. All other classifications are worthless.

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Old MXer turned Superfan.

7/8/2020 9:19 PM

Dumbgeon bound.

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7/8/2020 9:22 PM

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Don’t piss off the old people - the older they get the less “life in prison” is a deterrent for them!

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7/8/2020 9:26 PM

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7/8/2020 9:31 PM

To the OP....Jason123, the only place you should allowed to post in is in the Dumbgeon.

Settled?

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Non Gratum Anus Rodentum

7/8/2020 10:51 PM

I'm killing it in the pw50

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7/9/2020 1:14 AM

Ron Ron used to do it and it was pretty funny

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7/9/2020 2:49 AM

I had thought it would be funny if it showed your percentage of thumbs up vs thumbs down
You could see who posts stupid shit often haha

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7/9/2020 4:30 AM

Keep it the way it is. Arrgh I hate change!!! pinch w00t

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7/9/2020 4:31 AM


DV12 2020... Make Vital great again!
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7/9/2020 4:32 AM

I want my own class so I can get a trophy every time I post wink

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7/9/2020 4:32 AM

Damn didn’t pass scrutineering again.....

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7/9/2020 4:59 AM

I never pass scrutiny

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7/9/2020 5:55 AM

Have their vital account linked directly to their Facebook page and any other social media account.

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7/9/2020 6:00 AM

What about all the Esquires? Where do they fit in?

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HAF

7/9/2020 6:42 AM

Squids

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