Mx-D-N handicapping ... putting the DRUNK into the 'Nations

Renner153 wrote:

The Germans will throw down as well!

KMC440 wrote:

So I was talking to a friend that's heading to what one can only describe as the global human zoo of motocross. He was genuinely concerned...

So I was talking to a friend that's heading to what one can only describe as the global human zoo of motocross. He was genuinely concerned about how we (Murican's) were going to fare against the world's best. So here we go ...

France ... not a chance in hell, these lightweights will be toast after three chardonnay's and a fizzy water

Japan ... you ever see the size of those saki cups?! Yeah not seein a win there

South America ... lumped all together because they're all busy selecting the next Miss Universe or get into our country to focus on drinkin... and thank you for her

Now we get into the heavy hitters

England ... the birthplace of modern "motocross" I see a real challenge from these "blokes" never afraid to down there share of pints though our brews will throw them off their game

Belgium ... here's an early podium favorite, consistently running towards the front consuming copius amoints of heffen weiss, which I can't stand, but again it's the availability of Hacker Pschorr that may trip them up

Australia ... hooo-leee shit these loonies will drink ANYTHING but that 22hr flight will definitely hamper their game (I think...)

Ireland ... until I started thinki g about this list I had these drunk bastards takin the win as I'm one by distant relations and know some family history

Then it dawned on me ...

Russia ... Oh My God ! ! ! Ok if ... and it's a BIG "IF" ... but if they show up "en masse" the rest of you countries are fucked ! You poor sons-uh-bitches have no idea what you're in for ....

So here's the top three "Moto Drunk Nations" as I see it ...

1. Russia
2. Ireland
3. Tie Belgium and USA (hey we podium'd shut up)

Honorable mention to Greece and Scandinavia

Congratulations to the winners and good luck ...

Get a cab.

F150Motocrosser wrote:

Belgium is known for it's high alcohol ass kicking trappist monk brewed beers (8-15%+ ABV).... It's the Germans who prefer the Weiss (wheat) beers, which for...

Belgium is known for it's high alcohol ass kicking trappist monk brewed beers (8-15%+ ABV).... It's the Germans who prefer the Weiss (wheat) beers, which for the most part are usually the same alcohol content as american beers (5-6% ABV)

Belgium for the win IMO

KMC440 wrote:

So I was talking to a friend that's heading to what one can only describe as the global human zoo of motocross. He was genuinely concerned...

So I was talking to a friend that's heading to what one can only describe as the global human zoo of motocross. He was genuinely concerned about how we (Murican's) were going to fare against the world's best. So here we go ...

France ... not a chance in hell, these lightweights will be toast after three chardonnay's and a fizzy water

Japan ... you ever see the size of those saki cups?! Yeah not seein a win there

South America ... lumped all together because they're all busy selecting the next Miss Universe or get into our country to focus on drinkin... and thank you for her

Now we get into the heavy hitters

England ... the birthplace of modern "motocross" I see a real challenge from these "blokes" never afraid to down there share of pints though our brews will throw them off their game

Belgium ... here's an early podium favorite, consistently running towards the front consuming copius amoints of heffen weiss, which I can't stand, but again it's the availability of Hacker Pschorr that may trip them up

Australia ... hooo-leee shit these loonies will drink ANYTHING but that 22hr flight will definitely hamper their game (I think...)

Ireland ... until I started thinki g about this list I had these drunk bastards takin the win as I'm one by distant relations and know some family history

Then it dawned on me ...

Russia ... Oh My God ! ! ! Ok if ... and it's a BIG "IF" ... but if they show up "en masse" the rest of you countries are fucked ! You poor sons-uh-bitches have no idea what you're in for ....

So here's the top three "Moto Drunk Nations" as I see it ...

1. Russia
2. Ireland
3. Tie Belgium and USA (hey we podium'd shut up)

Honorable mention to Greece and Scandinavia

Congratulations to the winners and good luck ...

Get a cab.

Rs444 wrote:

You forget all of the scandinavians and germans. Heaviest drinkers in the world ^^. Usa shouldnt even be on the list when American beer is more...

You forget all of the scandinavians and germans. Heaviest drinkers in the world ^^. Usa shouldnt even be on the list when American beer is more water than beer. I means bud light etc its frigging girl drinks. Here in northern europe a normal beer is at least 5.3% alcohol (up to 12%) and more often than not at least twice as big (50cl) and way more malty ^^. And not to forget that the finns and swedes are more or less raised on moonshine vodka and are really heavy drinkers ?

bh84 wrote:

Leaving Canada off the MXDrunkNation list... what is this? Amateur hour? That flavored water you guys call beer will go down easier than a drunk chick...

Leaving Canada off the MXDrunkNation list... what is this? Amateur hour? That flavored water you guys call beer will go down easier than a drunk chick at a frat party. Russia and Ireland will pose a challenge.

bh84 wrote:

Leaving Canada off the MXDrunkNation list... what is this? Amateur hour? That flavored water you guys call beer will go down easier than a drunk chick...

Leaving Canada off the MXDrunkNation list... what is this? Amateur hour? That flavored water you guys call beer will go down easier than a drunk chick at a frat party. Russia and Ireland will pose a challenge.

Rs444 wrote:

You forget all of the scandinavians and germans. Heaviest drinkers in the world ^^. Usa shouldnt even be on the list when American beer is more...

You forget all of the scandinavians and germans. Heaviest drinkers in the world ^^. Usa shouldnt even be on the list when American beer is more water than beer. I means bud light etc its frigging girl drinks. Here in northern europe a normal beer is at least 5.3% alcohol (up to 12%) and more often than not at least twice as big (50cl) and way more malty ^^. And not to forget that the finns and swedes are more or less raised on moonshine vodka and are really heavy drinkers ?

KMC440 wrote:

So I was talking to a friend that's heading to what one can only describe as the global human zoo of motocross. He was genuinely concerned...

So I was talking to a friend that's heading to what one can only describe as the global human zoo of motocross. He was genuinely concerned about how we (Murican's) were going to fare against the world's best. So here we go ...

France ... not a chance in hell, these lightweights will be toast after three chardonnay's and a fizzy water

Japan ... you ever see the size of those saki cups?! Yeah not seein a win there

South America ... lumped all together because they're all busy selecting the next Miss Universe or get into our country to focus on drinkin... and thank you for her

Now we get into the heavy hitters

England ... the birthplace of modern "motocross" I see a real challenge from these "blokes" never afraid to down there share of pints though our brews will throw them off their game

Belgium ... here's an early podium favorite, consistently running towards the front consuming copius amoints of heffen weiss, which I can't stand, but again it's the availability of Hacker Pschorr that may trip them up

Australia ... hooo-leee shit these loonies will drink ANYTHING but that 22hr flight will definitely hamper their game (I think...)

Ireland ... until I started thinki g about this list I had these drunk bastards takin the win as I'm one by distant relations and know some family history

Then it dawned on me ...

Russia ... Oh My God ! ! ! Ok if ... and it's a BIG "IF" ... but if they show up "en masse" the rest of you countries are fucked ! You poor sons-uh-bitches have no idea what you're in for ....

So here's the top three "Moto Drunk Nations" as I see it ...

1. Russia
2. Ireland
3. Tie Belgium and USA (hey we podium'd shut up)

Honorable mention to Greece and Scandinavia

Congratulations to the winners and good luck ...

Get a cab.

Rs444 wrote:

You forget all of the scandinavians and germans. Heaviest drinkers in the world ^^. Usa shouldnt even be on the list when American beer is more...

You forget all of the scandinavians and germans. Heaviest drinkers in the world ^^. Usa shouldnt even be on the list when American beer is more water than beer. I means bud light etc its frigging girl drinks. Here in northern europe a normal beer is at least 5.3% alcohol (up to 12%) and more often than not at least twice as big (50cl) and way more malty ^^. And not to forget that the finns and swedes are more or less raised on moonshine vodka and are really heavy drinkers ?

Mucktub wrote:

Careful, it's not just England. It's Great Britain, that includes the Scots, the Welsh, the northern Irish and the English, all battling together for the win...

Careful, it's not just England. It's Great Britain, that includes the Scots, the Welsh, the northern Irish and the English, all battling together for the win. The only problem is they might take each other out, they are known for their in fighting and don't always stick together. Team GB might just pull it off.