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10/3/2018 4:43am
So I was talking to a friend that's heading to what one can only describe as the global human zoo of motocross. He was genuinely concerned about how we (Murican's) were going to fare against the world's best. So here we go ...
France ... not a chance in hell, these lightweights will be toast after three chardonnay's and a fizzy water
Japan ... you ever see the size of those saki cups?! Yeah not seein a win there
South America ... lumped all together because they're all busy selecting the next Miss Universe or get into our country to focus on drinkin... and thank you for her
Now we get into the heavy hitters
England ... the birthplace of modern "motocross" I see a real challenge from these "blokes" never afraid to down there share of pints though our brews will throw them off their game
Belgium ... here's an early podium favorite, consistently running towards the front consuming copius amoints of heffen weiss, which I can't stand, but again it's the availability of Hacker Pschorr that may trip them up
Australia ... hooo-leee shit these loonies will drink ANYTHING but that 22hr flight will definitely hamper their game (I think...)
Ireland ... until I started thinki g about this list I had these drunk bastards takin the win as I'm one by distant relations and know some family history
Then it dawned on me ...
Russia ... Oh My God ! ! ! Ok if ... and it's a BIG "IF" ... but if they show up "en masse" the rest of you countries are fucked ! You poor sons-uh-bitches have no idea what you're in for ....
So here's the top three "Moto Drunk Nations" as I see it ...
1. Russia
2. Ireland
3. Tie Belgium and USA (hey we podium'd shut up)
Honorable mention to Greece and Scandinavia
Congratulations to the winners and good luck ...
Get a cab.
France ... not a chance in hell, these lightweights will be toast after three chardonnay's and a fizzy water
Japan ... you ever see the size of those saki cups?! Yeah not seein a win there
South America ... lumped all together because they're all busy selecting the next Miss Universe or get into our country to focus on drinkin... and thank you for her
Now we get into the heavy hitters
England ... the birthplace of modern "motocross" I see a real challenge from these "blokes" never afraid to down there share of pints though our brews will throw them off their game
Belgium ... here's an early podium favorite, consistently running towards the front consuming copius amoints of heffen weiss, which I can't stand, but again it's the availability of Hacker Pschorr that may trip them up
Australia ... hooo-leee shit these loonies will drink ANYTHING but that 22hr flight will definitely hamper their game (I think...)
Ireland ... until I started thinki g about this list I had these drunk bastards takin the win as I'm one by distant relations and know some family history
Then it dawned on me ...
Russia ... Oh My God ! ! ! Ok if ... and it's a BIG "IF" ... but if they show up "en masse" the rest of you countries are fucked ! You poor sons-uh-bitches have no idea what you're in for ....
So here's the top three "Moto Drunk Nations" as I see it ...
1. Russia
2. Ireland
3. Tie Belgium and USA (hey we podium'd shut up)
Honorable mention to Greece and Scandinavia
Congratulations to the winners and good luck ...
Get a cab.
The Shop
Found link: https://index.qz.com/986313/last-year-the-average-lithuanian-drank-910-glasses-of-beer/
Other sources put Belarus as the top
https://youtu.be/THRG5YG_AA0
Belgium for the win IMO
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Pit Row
Everybody OUT !
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