Motocross gear industry having serious problems?

Sorry to hear about your John Holmes perdiciment. Maybe tuck it down the leg of your pants and that should leave enormous amounts of room for your 3rd nut and other activities.

How’s Ocelot for ball and stick room?

"Which way do you dress. sir?"

BP

Quit Buying the Alpinestars “SE” stuff. That’s Short Equipment stuff. Europeans are known for their super rutted tracks and little junk. You need the US version. The Alpinestars LE “Long Equipment” model.

I have had some cheaper gear that fit like shit all tight in that area, any higher end / mid level gear I’ve bought has all been ok so far

It’s called “the millennial cut”