Anonymous (not verified)
10/3/2019 10:23pm
10/3/2019 10:23pm
Edited Date/Time
10/4/2019 8:12am
Let’s just pretend for a moto that our wives etc. are not people, but are dirt bikes. If you need not pretend, this will be even easier for you! Heh
Now...Electric, two-stroke, and four-stroke mx bikes are the choices. Time to marry, f@$&, or kill. What will you choose?
I’d marry the electric bike, since it’d be low maintenance and hard to replace.
I’d F@$& the 2t because it’s dangerous, light, finicky, and everybody else wants one.
4t gets killed because it’s a conniving, jealous, gold digging bitch!
Now...Electric, two-stroke, and four-stroke mx bikes are the choices. Time to marry, f@$&, or kill. What will you choose?
I’d marry the electric bike, since it’d be low maintenance and hard to replace.
I’d F@$& the 2t because it’s dangerous, light, finicky, and everybody else wants one.
4t gets killed because it’s a conniving, jealous, gold digging bitch!
I´d have an affair with the electic, Something young and promising, but not refined enough to settle down with.
I´d kill the 4-stroke. Horrible voice, needlessly complicated and only accepts very expensive bling whenever I´ve done something wrong.
The Shop
F*CK: four stroke- she’s super reliable with low maintenance, ride it, wash it, put it away. There is no repair bill- once she’s gone, she’s gone.
KILL: two stroke- egotistical narcissistic, keep banging on about how good she is and every body fancying her! It’s all an illusion love, you’re getting on a bit, once upon a time you were the one, but accept that your time is up! These re-style plastic kits is merely creating ‘mutton dressed as lamb’.
F*ck the 4 stroke because she's easy
Kill the electric because she's expensive and she doesn't work.
it's the way God intended it
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