Marry, F@$&, Kill

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10/3/2019 10:23pm Edited Date/Time 10/4/2019 8:12am
Let’s just pretend for a moto that our wives etc. are not people, but are dirt bikes. If you need not pretend, this will be even easier for you! Heh

Now...Electric, two-stroke, and four-stroke mx bikes are the choices. Time to marry, f@$&, or kill. What will you choose?

I’d marry the electric bike, since it’d be low maintenance and hard to replace.

I’d F@$& the 2t because it’s dangerous, light, finicky, and everybody else wants one.

4t gets killed because it’s a conniving, jealous, gold digging bitch!
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jeffro503
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10/3/2019 10:32pm
I'd marry the 2 stroke , and have the other two assassinated. Electric is way to young and would probably give me a heart attack. The 4 stroke is to fat , embarrassing in public and if she ever decides to divorce me. ( Blow up ) it'll probably cost me half of everything I have.
10/3/2019 10:45pm
Boomslang wrote:
Offseason....... [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2019/10/03/377540/s1200_unnamed.jpg[/img]
Offseason.......


Yessir! May the great traditions of the offseason commence! Only three more months to post these gems!
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Ray_MXS
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10/3/2019 11:09pm
I´d marry the 2-stroke. Beautiful voice, reliable, easy on the maintenance and its a little bit like marrying your best friend.

I´d have an affair with the electic, Something young and promising, but not refined enough to settle down with.

I´d kill the 4-stroke. Horrible voice, needlessly complicated and only accepts very expensive bling whenever I´ve done something wrong.
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The Shop

10/3/2019 11:28pm
MARRY: Electric- as I’m getting older, she will get hotter! I always fancied a trophy girl. Plus I look forward to a peaceful life as I get old.

F*CK: four stroke- she’s super reliable with low maintenance, ride it, wash it, put it away. There is no repair bill- once she’s gone, she’s gone.

KILL: two stroke- egotistical narcissistic, keep banging on about how good she is and every body fancying her! It’s all an illusion love, you’re getting on a bit, once upon a time you were the one, but accept that your time is up! These re-style plastic kits is merely creating ‘mutton dressed as lamb’.
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10/3/2019 11:37pm
BIT ON THE SIDE: Pitbike- ok, I’m not proud of it, I don’t publicly speak about it, but it’s only a bit of fun and it’s not hurting anyone, right?! 🤣
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fullfloater
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10/4/2019 12:23am Edited Date/Time 10/4/2019 12:24am
Marry the 2 stroke because she smells good every time

F*ck the 4 stroke because she's easy

Kill the electric because she's expensive and she doesn't work.
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ledger
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10/4/2019 2:42am
At 57 y/o...it's highly recommended to keep the RPMS up...so, I'll just f@#k e'm all and and walk/crawl away. Probably take a week to bang through all their gears and an entire month to recover, but that's ok. No to...marriage. lol.
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Crush
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10/4/2019 4:14am
As DV once famously said... Sleep two stroke. Fuck two stroke. Marry two stroke. Eat two stroke. Shit two stroke.
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gt80rider
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10/4/2019 8:12am
Marry the smoker... cheap, easy to fix............ Kill the 4 stroke..... expensive, PITA to work on...... and F the electric bike- slap in a giant hand wound Steve Neu motor putting out about twice what a CR Five Hundy does, and hit some sand dunes..... Smile
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10/4/2019 8:17am
marry 2-strokes. fuck electric. kill 4-strokes.

it's the way God intended it
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mattyhamz2
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10/4/2019 9:34am
Marry the 2 stroke because she smells good every time F*ck the 4 stroke because she's easy Kill the electric because she's expensive and she doesn't...
Marry the 2 stroke because she smells good every time

F*ck the 4 stroke because she's easy

Kill the electric because she's expensive and she doesn't work.
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