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Kade, if you're reading this... say something! Anything! Your looking more guilty by the day if you stay quiet. If it wasn't deliberate, say so. If not...man the hell up and admit it. The rumor mill is working overtime now and only you can stop it.
The Shop
Who's fucking what?
And you are the ones with the National Anthem about tieing me Kangaroo down sport, and it was sung by who..... A convicted kiddy fiddler who also sung about his middle leg, and Aussie has far way more sheep now days. Alright Convict..
Mate
Pit Row
"No way!" said the farmer, "I'm not shearing with anyone, git your own!"
https://www.georgefm.co.nz/home/shows/george-breakfast/2018/07/we-go-through-all-the-shit-you-apparently-can-t-say-on-air.html
everyone's your mate, and your mates are cunts
trying explain how calling someone a good cunt is a compliment in an american is always interesting,
He stopped at a farm and saw an old farmer sitting on his verandah with his dog and thought he'd have a bit of fun
So he walked up to the farmer and said "How ya goin? Do ya mind if I ask ya dog a few questions?"
The farmer says "Ah well yeah but ya won't get much in return"
Ventriloquist asks "Is this bloke your owner?" "Yep" says the ventriloquist not moving his lips
"Does he treat you well?"
"Oh yeah he feeds me good food and always pats me"
Well the farmer couldn't believe it
Next the ventriloquist sees the farmers cat and does the same thing
Farmer is amazed
Ventriloquist sees the farmers horse same again
Farmer is in raptures
Then the ventriloquist sees one of the farmers sheep and before the he can get near it
The farmer yells in a panic "THAT SHEEP'S A FUCKEN LIAR"
The Kiwi farmer's wife served him a plate of grass for dinner.
"What the hell is this?!" he yelled.
"If it's good enough for your girlfriend, it's good enough for you."
Attempts to compliment other world leaders would probably result in World War III, but it'd be damn funny until then.
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America's last president was a good cunt, but fuck me, the bloke they've replaced him with is a dumb cunt!
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