KTM's totally trick new tool kit

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11/17/2019 7:46 PM

This just in......... all KTM's will now come with this nifty new tool kit.


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11/17/2019 9:58 PM

Which comedy club do you perform at? Wow, you’re on fire with the never before seen content!!

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11/17/2019 10:06 PM

Ghey...just like the last thread,

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11/17/2019 10:18 PM
Edited Date/Time: 11/17/2019 10:19 PM

crispytoast wrote:

This just in......... all KTM's will now come with this nifty new tool kit.


That's f@cking awesome, we all including KTM know the bikes are so good that no conventional tool kit is required.

The spade - great for rainy days - dig trenches to divert water away from ones pit area.

The Porter trolley - great for moving the cooler full of cold beers track side....never have to carry anything again.

The Ice Bath ( the bin) - keep it filled with ice and water for those hot days. Great for a quick recovery. Added bonus - all that space on the bin for sponsorship branding and advertising.

You gotta admit, KTM are years ahead of the rest in every department.

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11/17/2019 10:35 PM

Great, because I need a trolley to wheel all of this pussy away from me every time I get to the track. Can a guy just get in a few laps first, please?

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11/17/2019 10:42 PM

fullfloater wrote:

Great, because I need a trolley to wheel all of this pussy away from me every time I get to the track. Can a guy just get in a few laps first, please?

Hahahahaha...

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11/17/2019 10:50 PM

The Yamaha GP.

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11/18/2019 5:58 AM
Edited Date/Time: 11/18/2019 6:02 AM

For some reason it didnt upload the most important part of the new tool kit. Go figure.....

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11/18/2019 6:09 AM

crispytoast wrote:

For some reason it didnt upload the most important part of the new tool kit. Go figure.....

Hahahaha...thats gonna be hard to top.

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11/18/2019 6:37 AM

crispytoast wrote:

This just in......... all KTM's will now come with this nifty new tool kit.


the only tool in here is you

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11/18/2019 7:35 AM

Lol, I know you can do better than that. Come up with something creative like Boomslang does as opposed to trying to bait someone by making it personal. Fortunately I have a good sense of humor so I dont take any of this too seriously and just want a good laugh. So stop making like you gave birth to your bike and join in the fun. Make a Yamaha joke or something. If you cant think of anything I can make one for you. Now relax and remember were all fellow motocrossers.

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11/18/2019 7:40 AM

Must have been a difficult birth......especially if the gender was Yamaha.

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11/18/2019 8:09 AM

Boomslang wrote:

Must have been a difficult birth......especially if the gender was Yamaha.

I wonder if these not-so-manly non-KTM riding-types have a preferred “pronoun”?




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I ripped a start from Egypt and I was happy about that.

11/18/2019 9:32 AM

fullfloater wrote:

Great, because I need a trolley to wheel all of this pussy away from me every time I get to the track. Can a guy just get in a few laps first, please?

Yeah and the KTM bucket is meant to be loaned to your Yamaha-riding buddies to put over the heads of whatever butter faces that follow them around.

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11/18/2019 11:35 AM

Boomslang wrote:

Must have been a difficult birth......especially if the gender was Yamaha.

How do you know it's a Yamaha if it's not old enough to tell you that's what it identifies as? I'm insulted and triggered. I need to go find a safe space for a little while.

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Braaapin' aint easy.

11/18/2019 11:45 AM

Boomslang wrote:

Must have been a difficult birth......especially if the gender was Yamaha.

Falcon wrote:

How do you know it's a Yamaha if it's not old enough to tell you that's what it identifies as? I'm insulted and triggered. I need to go find a safe space for a little while.

You onto something there. Had it being a Yamaha he would had the thing taken out via a Cesarean.

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11/18/2019 12:21 PM

Boomslang wrote:

Must have been a difficult birth......especially if the gender was Yamaha.

Falcon wrote:

How do you know it's a Yamaha if it's not old enough to tell you that's what it identifies as? I'm insulted and triggered. I need to go find a safe space for a little while.

Usually the oink is a dead giveaway it's a Yamaha. No oink then all bets are off.

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11/18/2019 12:27 PM

Creativity level: off the charts

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11/18/2019 12:53 PM


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11/18/2019 1:06 PM

This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X...

I bet KTM riders feel sooo roasted right now...

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11/18/2019 1:15 PM

Hudd_421 wrote:

This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X...

I bet KTM riders feel sooo roasted right now...

oh, I was just making fun of crispytoast...

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11/18/2019 1:28 PM

It's all good. Keep em coming.

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11/18/2019 1:32 PM

Hudd_421 wrote:

This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X...

I bet KTM riders feel sooo roasted right now...

ti473 wrote:

oh, I was just making fun of crispytoast...

I wasn't replying to you... Your's was actually funny lol

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11/18/2019 2:12 PM

ti473 wrote:

This was funny the first time I saw it, but I was somewhat browsing between work stuff and it didn’t fully click the first time. Now that I’ve slowed down and had a chance to process it, it’s even funnier. Well played sir, well played.

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11/18/2019 2:15 PM

Hudd_421 wrote:

This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X...

I bet KTM riders feel sooo roasted right now...

even after seeing them 100 times i still laugh at the Suzuki memes

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11/18/2019 2:31 PM

Hudd_421 wrote:

This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X...

I bet KTM riders feel sooo roasted right now...

peelout wrote:

even after seeing them 100 times i still laugh at the Suzuki memes

ok, you're right about those

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11/18/2019 4:02 PM

Hudd_421 wrote:

This is about as entertaining and original as the 1030392 motocross Instagram accounts that post memes making fun of Brand X...

I bet KTM riders feel sooo roasted right now...

peelout wrote:

even after seeing them 100 times i still laugh at the Suzuki memes

Hudd_421 wrote:

ok, you're right about those

Make your mind up. Lol

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11/18/2019 4:26 PM

crispytoast wrote:

For some reason it didnt upload the most important part of the new tool kit. Go figure.....

This one cracked me up.

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11/18/2019 4:29 PM

This is awesome! I have to say after being a KTM guy for 15 years and making the switch to Yamaha this year I won’t be going back. Better suspension and wow are parts cheaper!!

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11/18/2019 8:50 PM

Parts aren’t much cheaper at all. That’s an old tale that no longer stands true.

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