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MAAA MAAA
6/30/2018 4:24 PM

Seeing my KTM bottle openers in the drawer always brings a smile. The bikes are long gone but the bottle openers bring back all of the great memories. It was a small thing for KTM to do but it made a lasting impression. I still have a Suzuki luggage bag from back when they also gave a Makita drill.

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woody woodpecker woody woodpecker
6/30/2018 4:31 PM

Cool story bro

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Reese95w Reese95w
6/30/2018 4:32 PM

And you couldn't even post a pic of the bottle opener?

“Adhering to 1970’s Standards of Political Correctness”

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BR8ES BR8ES
6/30/2018 4:34 PM

Or the beer?

vomiting equals disqualification.

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MR. X MR. X
6/30/2018 4:35 PM
BR8ES wrote:

Or the beer?

Something tells me there was more then just one beer opened

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bvm111 bvm111
6/30/2018 4:36 PM
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Don’t piss off the old people - the older they get the less “life in prison” is a deterrent for them!

2020.5 KTM 450 SXF FE
2006 KX250

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Stink Bait Stink Bait
6/30/2018 5:04 PM

Guys, just a heads up. Please check your KTM bottle openers! Mine cracked right next to the handle and broke in half just as I was going for a critcal open. I was very, very lucky and only spilled 1/2 my beer. I will be using only Japanese bottle openers from now on. These KTM things are way too thin and just are not up to par. Definately not the premium product that KTM claims.

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Craig742 Craig742
6/30/2018 5:28 PM

I just saved 15% on my car insurance using Geico

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ChainChatter ChainChatter
6/30/2018 5:38 PM

The KTM toaster dude.
I made so much fucking toast

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dadofagun dadofagun
6/30/2018 5:49 PM

The KTM kids Silencer System. Perfect product to maintain piece and quiet on a long road trip when your little one is still wearing Huggies. Many a peaceful mile......
Damn I feel old now. He’s 19.....

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reded reded
6/30/2018 6:07 PM
Stink Bait wrote:

Guys, just a heads up. ...more

Jap bottle openers are aluminum....far superior to those junker KTM openers which are made of inferior steel.

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jeffro503 jeffro503
6/30/2018 6:11 PM

Well.....like the OP , I still dig my $7000.00 Husqvarna ball point pen they gave me with my manual. It's a badass pen!


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And there goes Jeffro. One of God's own prototypes. A super high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Pimpin' Ho's , Rollin' fatty's......drinkin' beers , beers , beers!! ~ Ja

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rongi#401 rongi#401
7/1/2018 4:23 AM

Many guys still have their 8000 kawasaki oil stain on their garage floor

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kkawboy14 kkawboy14
7/1/2018 4:29 AM

I thought All KTMs cost $11,000?

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smoothies862 smoothies862
7/1/2018 4:38 AM

ill trade you a $7000 blu cru t shirtwhistling

If I'm healthy enough to complain. I shouldn't be complaining.

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lostboy819 lostboy819
7/1/2018 5:23 AM

Much TY

Ed Johnson

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mwssquad827 mwssquad827
7/1/2018 6:36 AM

I still have my craftsman tool box.. I bought a 98 cr 125. And that’s what they gave you... Suzuki gear bag, Suzuki makita drill... that’s cool they used to do that..

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Deal Brothers Trailers Deal Brothers Trailers
7/1/2018 9:30 AM

Dang...all I got was a KTM tool bag...never use it, because its a KTM and I can afford a mechanic.
I would have gotten much more usage out of a bottle opener.

2019 KTM 350 XCF
Single Track Warrior



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Ericrob7 Ericrob7
7/1/2018 9:35 AM
jeffro503 wrote:

Well.....like the OP , I ...more

Man thats a nice pen, does it write upside down? (Seinfeld)

KTM Keys to the moto:
Get a good start
Don't blow it

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Squirrelings Squirrelings
7/1/2018 9:36 AM
Stink Bait wrote:

Guys, just a heads up. ...more

Hope your hand was not injured. Don't worry, they'll warranty the bottle opener when they come off backorder.

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ga_pike ga_pike
7/1/2018 9:44 AM
smoothies862 wrote:

ill trade you a $7000 blu ...more

Is the shirt backward?

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Matt Fisher Matt Fisher
7/1/2018 2:58 PM
Deal Brothers Trailers wrote:

Dang...all I got was a KTM ...more

Silly. The mechanic should be on call 24/7. That way you won't need to open the bottle yourself.

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jeffro503 jeffro503
7/1/2018 3:08 PM
jeffro503 wrote:

Well.....like the OP , I ...more

Ericrob7 wrote:

Man thats a nice pen, does ...more

I might be able to do it.....but the specific upside down writing pen was like 4K more. All I could afford was this cheapo 7K pen......but maybe the 11K pen is in my future?

And there goes Jeffro. One of God's own prototypes. A super high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Pimpin' Ho's , Rollin' fatty's......drinkin' beers , beers , beers!! ~ Ja

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inthebadboycorner inthebadboycorner
7/1/2018 3:10 PM

I still have that rod and screws in my leg that i got from my Yamaha!

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ktmdan ktmdan
7/1/2018 3:15 PM
Stink Bait wrote:

Guys, just a heads up. ...more

Dude, they're on the limit of weight vs structural integrity. It's like 4 ounces less than the Suzuki opener... these things happen , they have a factor of safety of like 0.9 bro.

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imoto34 imoto34
7/1/2018 3:15 PM
inthebadboycorner wrote:

I still have that rod and ...more

Har, you could have bought a many pens and can openers for what that cost you.

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EZZA 95B EZZA 95B
7/1/2018 7:19 PM
ktmdan wrote:

Dude, they're on the limit ...more

The beer's already warm by the time you open a bottle with the Suzuki opener.

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MAAA MAAA
7/1/2018 7:43 PM

I have a crooked collar bone from my 2005 KTM 450SX but my riding buddies were surprised that I survived two years without injury on my 98 KTM 380sx.

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CASH476 CASH476
7/2/2018 1:41 AM
jeffro503 wrote:

Well.....like the OP , I ...more

Ericrob7 wrote:

Man thats a nice pen, does ...more

jeffro503 wrote:

I might be able to do ...more

That's $11k in Australian dollars, they are all the upside down model here.

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