Jeff Alessi.. WTF

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7/23/2013 11:36 AM

dboivin wrote:

can't believe we're still under 50. need more hitler or darth vader stuff.

I can't take another one of those Hitler videos. I hurt from laughing from the first one still.

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7/23/2013 11:39 AM
Edited Date/Time: 7/23/2013 11:42 AM

This thread is the Vital version of Christmas in July. It's the gift that just keeps on giving...I wonder what the over / under is to hit page 50 by 6pm EST today? Merry Christmas to all and to all a good (laser) light! I knew Santa was real!

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7/23/2013 11:40 AM

dboivin wrote:

can't believe we're still under 50. need more hitler or darth vader stuff.

i'm just surprised Jeff didn't laz Dungey after this little incident last year

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7/23/2013 11:41 AM

Jeff Alessi wouldn't last a day in the military. First thing they teach you in a combat situation is to hide behind the tree, not stand beside it!

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7/23/2013 11:51 AM

Riddle me this, riddle me that.

Why the hell didn't JA just throw the laser into the trees?

Also why the hell would you shine a laser at something out in the open... he should have been in a crowd of regular fans that were drunk... therefore he could have had a get away plan.

And i also bet dollars to donuts that he was seeing how far it could go in the daylight.

Still sucks for alessi to be penalized for something he had absolutely no control over

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7/23/2013 11:53 AM

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7/23/2013 11:55 AM

Is it possible that there are more perpetrators within the alessi camp,possibly a whole slew of ex girlfriends with more lasers and this is how MA800 has done so well with the hole shots over the years.
Possibly they have 38 ex girlfriends and jeff strategically plassed around the start? Is there a such thing as a clear laser? That they have used in the past without notice and just this past Saturday Jeff accidentally used his green PIR Thursday night special.

If you've read through the 50 pages on vital and countless other laser gate threads them google Jeff Alessi laser,kid is Internet infamous.

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7/23/2013 11:58 AM

dboivin wrote:

can't believe we're still under 50. need more hitler or darth vader stuff.

peelout wrote:

i'm just surprised Jeff didn't laz Dungey after this little incident last year

that still makes me uncomfortable watching it...

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7/23/2013 12:06 PM

Motodave15 wrote:

Riddle me this, riddle me that.

Why the hell didn't JA just throw the laser into the trees?

Also why the hell would you shine a laser at something out in the open... he should have been in a crowd of regular fans that were drunk... therefore he could have had a get away plan.

And i also bet dollars to donuts that he was seeing how far it could go in the daylight.

Still sucks for alessi to be penalized for something he had absolutely no control over

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7/23/2013 12:09 PM

dboivin wrote:

can't believe we're still under 50. need more hitler or darth vader stuff.

haha... that's the only reason I'm clicking on it.

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7/23/2013 12:11 PM

dboivin wrote:

can't believe we're still under 50. need more hitler or darth vader stuff.

peelout wrote:

i'm just surprised Jeff didn't laz Dungey after this little incident last year

dboivin wrote:

that still makes me uncomfortable watching it...

X2 but at the same time I feel bad for mike.

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7/23/2013 12:16 PM

Another view of Jeff and Davey. Assault? Not so much.

















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7/23/2013 12:18 PM

Damn, Jeff looks shaken up after that

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7/23/2013 12:19 PM

Another contribution in the drive to 50........

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7/23/2013 12:20 PM

Choppy wrote:

I can't take another one of those Hitler videos. I hurt from laughing from the first one still.

Did you hear Mitch Payton on Pulp last night? said he hade to watch it a few times and was dieing laughing.

That vid will go into the thick book that contains all of FreshDirt/MotoDrive/Vital folk lore over the past 20 or so years.

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7/23/2013 12:21 PM

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7/23/2013 12:21 PM

Damn. Blow after blow.

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7/23/2013 12:22 PM

yeah, he's really roughing him up....

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7/23/2013 12:24 PM

Great pics Gibby...shows how DC clearly "drug Jeff by his neck" (Tony quote from last night)

I am still flabbergasted by what was said last night.

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7/23/2013 12:24 PM

Dc has been a professional all the way through this Alessi cluster fuck. TA knew this crap was going on and I bet Mike did as well and I am sure there is more information to come.

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7/23/2013 12:24 PM

I wonder if Jeff gave DC his pass. Like how else would DC get it though. if your that pissed off and are innocent why would you just hand it over

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7/23/2013 12:25 PM

dboivin wrote:

can't believe we're still under 50. need more hitler or darth vader stuff.

Choppy wrote:

I can't take another one of those Hitler videos. I hurt from laughing from the first one still.

ocscottie wrote:

Did you hear Mitch Payton on Pulp last night? said he hade to watch it a few times and was dieing laughing.

That vid will go into the thick book that contains all of FreshDirt/MotoDrive/Vital folk lore over the past 20 or so years.

Possibly gives the KW pictures a run for their money...

The message posted above is most likely my opinion and shouldn't be taken as fact....

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7/23/2013 12:26 PM

I have watched that video 5 times and it just gets better each time!

Never try to argue with idiots; they will only bring you down to their level.....and being more experienced, they will beat you at their own game!

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7/23/2013 12:27 PM

Where's the assault video Tony is talking about? Put up or shut up Tony.

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7/23/2013 12:27 PM

Find the guy in the blue shirt and red hat that is seated in those pictures......seems to be an unattached third-party to all this......get his firsthand account of what went down......

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7/23/2013 12:27 PM

dboivin wrote:

can't believe we're still under 50. need more hitler or darth vader stuff.

Choppy wrote:

I can't take another one of those Hitler videos. I hurt from laughing from the first one still.

ocscottie wrote:

Did you hear Mitch Payton on Pulp last night? said he hade to watch it a few times and was dieing laughing.

That vid will go into the thick book that contains all of FreshDirt/MotoDrive/Vital folk lore over the past 20 or so years.

Yeah I did.
This thing has turned out to be much more "civil" than I thought it would for being on vital.

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7/23/2013 12:38 PM

C`mon people! Just 32 more posts!!!

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7/23/2013 12:39 PM

AHRMA361 wrote:

Find the guy in the blue shirt and red hat that is seated in those pictures......seems to be an unattached third-party to all this......get his firsthand account of what went down......

True, hard to believe he isn't a member of Vital by now.

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7/23/2013 12:41 PM

Those pics above of DC and dickhead are awesome...Jeffs body language is saying " cmon man it wasnt me...cmon...what do you mean leave ...cmon man"... while DC is sying " get the F on out of here you little shit ....now...start walking punk"

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7/23/2013 12:42 PM

GuyB wrote:

Another view of Jeff and Davey. Assault? Not so much.

















that last pic he looks like, to me at least, oh shit what have i done and how do i stop it?