It's time for a new Guide to VitalMX

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Edited Date/Time 5/3/2017 9:57am
This should help make sense of things for any lurkers who don't know how to join in on the fun.



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Acidreamer 5/2/2017 12:55pm
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You forgot the box where if you dont have anything to say you spend 3 hours making a chart making fun of the shitfest this forum is while inadvertently adding to it
Brownstone322 5/2/2017 12:59pm
5/2/2017 12:59pm
I'm pretty sure that guide is already in effect.

(And the naysayers, ironically, probably subscribe to the guide.)
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TriRacer27 5/2/2017 1:05pm
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IWreckALot wrote:
I can tell you spent a lot of time on that.
Took about 5 minutes but yeah, still too long.

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TriRacer27 5/2/2017 1:07pm
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Acidreamer wrote:
You forgot the box where if you dont have anything to say you spend 3 hours making a chart making fun of the shitfest this forum...
You forgot the box where if you dont have anything to say you spend 3 hours making a chart making fun of the shitfest this forum is while inadvertently adding to it
I have over 4000 posts so either it's not as big of a problem, or I'm part of it. Guess I'm just starting to finally see a pattern.
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dirtnapper 5/2/2017 1:09pm
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I think that's pretty much bang on Laughing

Maybe you should add a line about instead of making up threads complaining about everything we could instead order a pizza, take a nap, doesn't really matter....
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dirtnapper 5/2/2017 1:10pm
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peelout wrote:
TLDNR
You shoulda - it was a nice change from the bitchfest here lately.....
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Question 5/2/2017 1:53pm
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I quite agree; 30 threads about the last race is almost as much as if JS7 was back. Sometimes reading the board helps !
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ga_pike 5/2/2017 6:49pm
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You forgot all about anything JS7 related. That'd be another entire page of stuff.
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MxKing809 5/2/2017 7:01pm
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Step 1: Check sprocket bolts
Step 2: Bears
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dkg 5/2/2017 8:09pm
5/2/2017 8:09pm Edited Date/Time 5/2/2017 8:11pm
Lol. You forgot one:

IF

There are 10 threads on the subject involving your favorite rider

THEN START A THREAD TO;

On the same topic and impress everyone with your brilliance and insight.

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Myke 5/2/2017 8:25pm
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Chart is spot on.

Plus: Every three months start a Jlaw thread for no apparent reason.
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tobz 5/2/2017 9:36pm
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And you forget to instruct they OP's must always keep topics to one or 2 words, unfinished sentences or just have a riders name to make the board look like a cluster fuck that's impossible to search back on in the future.
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bobojim 5/3/2017 12:48am
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The chart could be simplified to one word:
Complain
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bobojim 5/3/2017 12:49am
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And some are rolling true to form even in this thread Whistling

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Harry Backmon 5/3/2017 4:53am
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TriRacer27 wrote:
This should help make sense of things for any lurkers who don't know how to join in on the fun. [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2017/05/02/192120/s1200_VitalMX_Guide.jpg[/img]
This should help make sense of things for any lurkers who don't know how to join in on the fun.



I like this. Make Harry chuckle.
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TXDirt 5/3/2017 6:04am
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TriRacer27 wrote:
This should help make sense of things for any lurkers who don't know how to join in on the fun. [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2017/05/02/192120/s1200_VitalMX_Guide.jpg[/img]
This should help make sense of things for any lurkers who don't know how to join in on the fun.



You need to also add "If you are to fucking lazy to read any of the same 12 threads on the front page on the same topic: Start a new thread on exact same topic."
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Ted722 5/3/2017 7:31am
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Nice. Add, if you want a thread deleted quote a rider / team member that says something controversial.
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JRT812 5/3/2017 8:00am
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MxKing809 wrote:
Step 1: Check sprocket bolts
Step 2: Bears
Good eye... sprockets bolts.... got to torque em
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captmoto 5/3/2017 8:01am
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dirtnapper wrote:
I think that's pretty much bang on :laugh: Maybe you should add a line about instead of making up threads complaining about everything we could instead...
I think that's pretty much bang on Laughing

Maybe you should add a line about instead of making up threads complaining about everything we could instead order a pizza, take a nap, doesn't really matter....
And maybe check torque on your sprocket bolts.
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K-dubbb 5/3/2017 8:16am
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I spot a fellow Excel spreadsheet'er, I know you smiled as you assembled this table.....slashing gridlines, shading boxes....Tongue
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Camp332 5/3/2017 8:32am
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Forgot the tab stating: "If you even lift" - "Nothing else matters"

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cjmx 5/3/2017 9:52am
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a flow chart should be next. Document creating multiple accounts, getting banned, personally attacking anyone who disagrees with you. Always end with taking a nap and ordering pizza.
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MxKing809 5/3/2017 9:57am
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cjmx wrote:
a flow chart should be next. Document creating multiple accounts, getting banned, personally attacking anyone who disagrees with you. Always end with taking a nap and...
a flow chart should be next. Document creating multiple accounts, getting banned, personally attacking anyone who disagrees with you. Always end with taking a nap and ordering pizza.
On it.....
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TriRacer27 5/3/2017 11:49am
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Camp332 wrote:
Forgot the tab stating: "If you even lift" - "Nothing else matters"

Hahaha, that should've been the first one.

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