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1/6/2020 12:05pm
Settle down boys. I’m not referring to one, JS7. I’m referring to this guy. 
. That’s right James Hetfield from Metallica. Hear me out.
Once I saw the post by baby momma I immediately remembered seeing a post of them at a Metallica concert some time ago. So I did some digging and found that that concert was on September 7th.
(See photo)
Now anyone who has had a baby knows that you don’t start blabbing to the world that you’re preggers right off the bat because bad things like miscarriage happen. The ideal time is at or near the end of the first trimester (12-13 weeks depending on which doctor you have). So they drop the news about incoming baby 3 days ago as of today 12/02/2019. (See photo)
Now let’s go back 12-13 weeks from Nov. 29th. That’s right, you did the math right, the weekend of Sept. 7th!
So here we have it, tomac is fresh off a championship run and it’s finally time to let loose a bit and celebrate. What better place than a Metallica concert!? Get a few drinks in him (obviously a lightweight considering he has minimal body fat and doesn’t drink every weekend) and the next thing you know he’s ready to throw down and doesn’t have a jimmy hat. Bada-bing, bada-bang, bada-boom baby tomac is in the works!
And now you know why tomac should call his son James.
**bonus** tomac wins his first supercross championship on May 2nd and welcomes baby James on May the 5th. Tomac seizes the opportunity and rides off into the sunset retiring with his health and baby James in tow.
. That’s right James Hetfield from Metallica. Hear me out. Once I saw the post by baby momma I immediately remembered seeing a post of them at a Metallica concert some time ago. So I did some digging and found that that concert was on September 7th.
(See photo)
Now anyone who has had a baby knows that you don’t start blabbing to the world that you’re preggers right off the bat because bad things like miscarriage happen. The ideal time is at or near the end of the first trimester (12-13 weeks depending on which doctor you have). So they drop the news about incoming baby 3 days ago as of today 12/02/2019. (See photo)
Now let’s go back 12-13 weeks from Nov. 29th. That’s right, you did the math right, the weekend of Sept. 7th!
So here we have it, tomac is fresh off a championship run and it’s finally time to let loose a bit and celebrate. What better place than a Metallica concert!? Get a few drinks in him (obviously a lightweight considering he has minimal body fat and doesn’t drink every weekend) and the next thing you know he’s ready to throw down and doesn’t have a jimmy hat. Bada-bing, bada-bang, bada-boom baby tomac is in the works!
And now you know why tomac should call his son James.
**bonus** tomac wins his first supercross championship on May 2nd and welcomes baby James on May the 5th. Tomac seizes the opportunity and rides off into the sunset retiring with his health and baby James in tow.
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