If tomac has a boy he should name him James

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12/2/2019 6:16 PM

Settle down boys. I’m not referring to one, JS7. I’m referring to this guy. Photo. That’s right James Hetfield from Metallica. Hear me out.

Once I saw the post by baby momma I immediately remembered seeing a post of them at a Metallica concert some time ago. So I did some digging and found that that concert was on September 7th.
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Now anyone who has had a baby knows that you don’t start blabbing to the world that you’re preggers right off the bat because bad things like miscarriage happen. The ideal time is at or near the end of the first trimester (12-13 weeks depending on which doctor you have). So they drop the news about incoming baby 3 days ago as of today 12/02/2019. (See photo) Photo
Now let’s go back 12-13 weeks from Nov. 29th. That’s right, you did the math right, the weekend of Sept. 7th!

So here we have it, tomac is fresh off a championship run and it’s finally time to let loose a bit and celebrate. What better place than a Metallica concert!? Get a few drinks in him (obviously a lightweight considering he has minimal body fat and doesn’t drink every weekend) and the next thing you know he’s ready to throw down and doesn’t have a jimmy hat. Bada-bing, bada-bang, bada-boom baby tomac is in the works!

And now you know why tomac should call his son James.

**bonus** tomac wins his first supercross championship on May 2nd and welcomes baby James on May the 5th. Tomac seizes the opportunity and rides off into the sunset retiring with his health and baby James in tow.

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12/2/2019 6:20 PM

What in the actual f*ck?

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12/2/2019 6:20 PM

Wow... Supercross season can't come soon enough.

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12/2/2019 6:23 PM

Damn dude. Maybe you should smoke a j and chill

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12/2/2019 6:25 PM

Aliens.

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Cheers, Crush
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12/2/2019 6:25 PM

Needs to be Dylan for sure

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12/2/2019 6:28 PM

There’s more logic in the OP’s rant than most gear/engine oil or race gas threads

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12/2/2019 6:28 PM

As a Metallica fan I approve this message. Should go with Cliff tho

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Alright Lunger, Let's Do It

12/2/2019 6:43 PM

Lars.

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12/2/2019 6:49 PM

+1 for Dylan

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12/2/2019 6:50 PM

man you must have some time on your hands haha

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12/2/2019 7:17 PM

Cole_Ughetti wrote:

man you must have some time on your hands haha

Nope. I own a business, have two kids of my own, and about a million other things to take care of. I just have a good memory of random things and put the pieces together.

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12/3/2019 7:25 PM

Johnny Ringo wrote:

As a Metallica fan I approve this message. Should go with Cliff tho

Obviously, I chose to use James’ name because I knew it would be a major clickbait because people would think I meant JS7.

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12/4/2019 3:26 PM

Johnny Ringo wrote:

As a Metallica fan I approve this message. Should go with Cliff tho

Sev3ns wrote:

Obviously, I chose to use James’ name because I knew it would be a major clickbait because people would think I meant JS7.

One is not any better than the other but the whole thread means you need to get a life and move out of your moms basement when you are old enough wink

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Ed Johnson

12/4/2019 6:20 PM

Johnny Ringo wrote:

As a Metallica fan I approve this message. Should go with Cliff tho

Sev3ns wrote:

Obviously, I chose to use James’ name because I knew it would be a major clickbait because people would think I meant JS7.

lostboy819 wrote:

One is not any better than the other but the whole thread means you need to get a life and move out of your moms basement when you are old enough wink

😆😆😆 that’s a good one.

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12/22/2019 5:03 PM

Tomac is having a girl. So there goes my epic name for his son.

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12/27/2019 9:05 AM

Yeah heh!

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1/6/2020 12:05 PM

This made me laugh.

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