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"Screw the Vet riders! Little Johnny is the future!"
Of course, if vet riders stop buying bikes and going racing, there will be no future outside of elite amateur events and pro racing. And that is where we are headed come 2025 or so.
A few more I've considered essential for success:
1. Make sure to conduct yourself properly at races, and conform to whoever you're attempting to suck support off next because your broke ass can't afford to fund racing without pulling out of your retirement.
2. Ensure that your little superstar becomes a complete ass wipe by only having him hang out with his fellow ass wipes around the track, and make sure they know they are the absolute shit and nobody else can ever compare to their steeze because they race dirtbikes.
3. Practice your mini dad "shove". As long as your kid is still perceived to be too small to hold his bike up right, straddle the back wheel between your legs behind the gate, and when that sucker drops shoot that bike forward with a shove that should register on the Richter scale. It's the only way to ensure a holeshot and you know how important that is in the 50 beginner class.
I'll never forget it, and I hope that kid grew up to eventually beat the shit out of his father with a baseball bat.
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