"Hansen is looking at a title. Wait, what?"

Edited Date/Time 1/27/2012 12:44am
From BROtocross: http://brotocross.blogspot.com/2010/11/hansen-is-looking-at-title-wait-…

"Yes, JOSH Hansen is on the verge of winning a title. I know it's an Australian Supercross title, but still, something has to be said. Two years ago the guy's career was DEAD, no question about it. Like, deader than J-Law's is now. Hansen is doing it right (for the most part). Getting in with the big time, big money energy drink sponsor early, star-fucking his way through Hollywood, and milking that Monster relationship to get a ride with Mitch. Well done, Hanny, well done. He had everyone outsmarted, he went around the normal route and found a shortcut better than Nico Izzi at Unadilla. Hansen has just continued to silence the haters throughout the past year. Of course, he did have that slip-up in that interview with Racer X a couple of weeks ago http://www.racerxonline.com/article/5-minutes-with-josh-hansen102910.as…. I know it's been said several times already, but that was fucking horrible. It made Jake Weimer's interview that I posted from Transworld http://brotocross.blogspot.com/2010/10/you-know-jake-weimer.html look like a debate answer from that guy in Thank You For Smoking. I'm sure he heard this a lot, but Hanny, don't say "shit" or "fuck" in your answers in an interview. It's like calling a cop "dude"; it's just a verbal transaction from which no one involved will benefit. You get paid a lot of money to represent people well. With pretty much every answer of Hansen's that I read, I heard the voice of the principal from Billy Madison throwing in his words of wisdom:"

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mxb2
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11/23/2010 4:45pm
I ll be impressed when lil hanny races the outdoor series!
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11/23/2010 4:51pm
TeamGreen wrote:
Haters gonna hate.
Not hatin just speakin the truth! Guess we are haters because we don t sugar coat everything, Never said the dude could nt ride.

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11/23/2010 4:52pm
I just dont like the dudes style of writing. First he drags in j-law. Then he has to bring up Izzis deal. Like a scavenger or somthing.
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11/23/2010 4:54pm Edited Date/Time 11/23/2010 5:00pm
Um yeah, no where in there does it say Hansen is not a good rider.

And as it said in the J-Law post, I love it when he does well. Izzi though, not a fan, he cheated his balls off at Unadilla.
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11/23/2010 5:00pm
mxb2 wrote:
I ll be impressed when lil hanny races the outdoor series!
Good thing no one really gives a fuck what it takes to impress you.
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11/23/2010 5:08pm
Two exclamation points? That's pretty tough. Or at least awfully emphatic. Wink
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11/23/2010 5:10pm
I just dont like the dudes style of writing. First he drags in j-law. Then he has to bring up Izzis deal. Like a scavenger or...
I just dont like the dudes style of writing. First he drags in j-law. Then he has to bring up Izzis deal. Like a scavenger or somthing.
I like how he advises Hanny not to use profanity in an R rated blog post
11/23/2010 5:39pm
I just dont like the dudes style of writing. First he drags in j-law. Then he has to bring up Izzis deal. Like a scavenger or...
I just dont like the dudes style of writing. First he drags in j-law. Then he has to bring up Izzis deal. Like a scavenger or somthing.
I think bottom-feeder is the description you're looking for.
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11/23/2010 6:11pm
I think the dude is killing it. If you don't like what he has to say don't read it.
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11/23/2010 6:15pm
The problem is, people keep posting it here.

Honestly, it just reads like a digest version of all posts that I'd rather not read here.
11/23/2010 9:17pm
Apologies, GuyB. I only posted it because of the Aussie SX connection. Just tryin' to give our little down-under series as much exposure as possible - call me parochial.

I've never heard of this BROtocross before. Clearly, there's history there. In future, I'll endeavour to be more selective about what I cut'n'paste.
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11/23/2010 9:33pm Edited Date/Time 11/24/2010 12:41am
Who is behind writing that garbage on that blog? LOL
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11/23/2010 10:51pm
I can't wait to see Hansen ride he has stuck to his contract to race in Australia unlike Reed Stewart Villopoto and now Tedesco( i guess he isn't coming). I hope he wins the title then wins whatever coast he is riding. As for the bad languge who cares, at least he just doesn't thank his sponsors and say "super pumped" that shit is getting old fast.
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11/23/2010 11:35pm Edited Date/Time 11/23/2010 11:39pm
TeamGreen wrote:
Haters gonna hate.
mxb2 wrote:
Not hatin just speakin the truth! Guess we are haters because we don t sugar coat everything, Never said the dude could nt ride.
what can you do besides deep throat of course? jus sayin. Wink
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JustMX wrote:
I like how he advises Hanny not to use profanity in an R rated blog post
It is funny.
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JustMX wrote:
I like how he advises Hanny not to use profanity in an R rated blog post
kongols wrote:
It is funny.
Difference between Brotocross and Hanny is Hanny gets paid to represent people properly, Brotocross does not.
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11/24/2010 12:54am
I really thought that interview was funny as hell. People are so uptight and easily irritable. Must be economic situation.
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Moto619 wrote:
I can't wait to see Hansen ride he has stuck to his contract to race in Australia unlike Reed Stewart Villopoto and now Tedesco( i guess...
I can't wait to see Hansen ride he has stuck to his contract to race in Australia unlike Reed Stewart Villopoto and now Tedesco( i guess he isn't coming). I hope he wins the title then wins whatever coast he is riding. As for the bad languge who cares, at least he just doesn't thank his sponsors and say "super pumped" that shit is getting old fast.
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11/24/2010 5:42am
Good Thing all those guys didn't hold to there contract otherwise Hanny would be just another guy in 5th place !!!!!! He should have thanked the 32 yr old KW for not competing and Reed for only racing once and RV for not showing up LOL they are making him a Aussie champ for whatever that's worth ???
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526 wrote:
Good Thing all those guys didn't hold to there contract otherwise Hanny would be just another guy in 5th place !!!!!! He should have thanked the...
Good Thing all those guys didn't hold to there contract otherwise Hanny would be just another guy in 5th place !!!!!! He should have thanked the 32 yr old KW for not competing and Reed for only racing once and RV for not showing up LOL they are making him a Aussie champ for whatever that's worth ???
Why run races? Lets just hand out trophies by your opinion.
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11/24/2010 7:08am
Too bad it's Australia. Too bad he's going to struggle just like he did last year. The guy barely averaged a top 10 finish last year. I guess when you're the son of Donnie Hansen, it will get you a few extra chances. Give someone else a chance on one of the best bikes built.
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Too bad it's Australia. Too bad he's going to struggle just like he did last year. The guy barely averaged a top 10 finish last year...
Too bad it's Australia. Too bad he's going to struggle just like he did last year. The guy barely averaged a top 10 finish last year. I guess when you're the son of Donnie Hansen, it will get you a few extra chances. Give someone else a chance on one of the best bikes built.
might wanna review his results last year and fix your post up a bit
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Too bad it's Australia. Too bad he's going to struggle just like he did last year. The guy barely averaged a top 10 finish last year...
Too bad it's Australia. Too bad he's going to struggle just like he did last year. The guy barely averaged a top 10 finish last year. I guess when you're the son of Donnie Hansen, it will get you a few extra chances. Give someone else a chance on one of the best bikes built.
might wanna review his results last year and fix your post up a bit
Why? In his mind this sounds pretty good.
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11/24/2010 7:21am
Too bad it's Australia. Too bad he's going to struggle just like he did last year. The guy barely averaged a top 10 finish last year...
Too bad it's Australia. Too bad he's going to struggle just like he did last year. The guy barely averaged a top 10 finish last year. I guess when you're the son of Donnie Hansen, it will get you a few extra chances. Give someone else a chance on one of the best bikes built.
might wanna review his results last year and fix your post up a bit
kongols wrote:
Why? In his mind this sounds pretty good.
trying to save him the embarassment of not knowing a damn thing and still running his mouth
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Too bad it's Australia. Too bad he's going to struggle just like he did last year. The guy barely averaged a top 10 finish last year...
Too bad it's Australia. Too bad he's going to struggle just like he did last year. The guy barely averaged a top 10 finish last year. I guess when you're the son of Donnie Hansen, it will get you a few extra chances. Give someone else a chance on one of the best bikes built.
might wanna review his results last year and fix your post up a bit
Actually check supercross.com for the results. He went 8,20,4,7,11,17,6,1,2. Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't that average out to 8th. Las Vegas doesn't count for points so it would make the average 9.
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Too bad it's Australia. Too bad he's going to struggle just like he did last year. The guy barely averaged a top 10 finish last year...
Too bad it's Australia. Too bad he's going to struggle just like he did last year. The guy barely averaged a top 10 finish last year. I guess when you're the son of Donnie Hansen, it will get you a few extra chances. Give someone else a chance on one of the best bikes built.
might wanna review his results last year and fix your post up a bit
Actually check supercross.com for the results. He went 8,20,4,7,11,17,6,1,2. Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't that average out to 8th. Las Vegas doesn't count for...
Actually check supercross.com for the results. He went 8,20,4,7,11,17,6,1,2. Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't that average out to 8th. Las Vegas doesn't count for points so it would make the average 9.
4, 6,1, and 2 is hardly struggling. had some bad luck and some bad races. he will be in the battle for the championship
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Actually check supercross.com for the results. He went 8,20,4,7,11,17,6,1,2. Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't that average out to 8th. Las Vegas doesn't count for...
Actually check supercross.com for the results. He went 8,20,4,7,11,17,6,1,2. Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't that average out to 8th. Las Vegas doesn't count for points so it would make the average 9.
How did you do last year? Oh wait, you are a complete failure at racing motorcycles.
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11/24/2010 7:49am Edited Date/Time 11/24/2010 7:50am
Who started "haters gonna hate"? Whoever it is should be kicked in the balls. If not for the "what have you done" response (^^see previous post^^), "haters gonna hate" would be the single most elementary and thoughtless response on the inter webs. Akin to "I know you are but what am I".



Carry on.



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