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I'm looking for a good laugh, everybody show me funny Craigslist ads that they found.
much ty and thanks in advance!
The Shop
For Sale One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model
Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.
Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.
Needs re-wiring many wires are currently crossed.
Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them.
Needs re-upholstering carpet has turned a dingy gray.
Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.
May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,
Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..
Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.
The Beast is available. Better than any purple pill, the Honda CR500 is like a testosterone injection for anyone that owns one. Able to smoke 450's with a twist of the throttle, it laughs at cliff climbs like a Navy Seal laughs at tough acting French soldiers.
A red Hulk on two wheels; this particular offroad apex predator has been upgraded with a 39.5mm Keihin carb, flywheel weight, Pro Circuit pipe and silencer. While you're utilizing all that unbridled horsepower you'll appreciate the IMS pegs, the MSR shifter, a gripper seat cover, and the Pro Taper bars. Prior owner rebuilt the motor, very low hours on it.
Tank and shrouds are OEM, with a pair OEM side panels included. Also comes with a carbon fiber pipe guard.
Desert season is almost upon us. Get this CR500 and smoke your buddies during the day then pound your wife and girlfriend all night long. And if you're too tired to take care of the ladies after a day of roosting, the vibration of the 500 can satisfy even the most hardened of Cougars- just fire it up and the loving CR will do the rest. Now that's value!
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