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I know last week I asked you in Second period class if you would go out with me and you checked the [yes] box but I found a new girl. She talked to me last night from 6:00 pm till 9:00 pm and I actually listened to her without having to drink a 32 ounce margarita without salt. Plus she likes long walks on the beach in Daytona and doesn’t care about cuddling. Plus you have cooties, see ya it was real, sorry, tell your mom thanks again for the red kook-aid.
Love,
Kawboy
PS: you will find a nice foreigner boy friend to replace me please don’t cry