Crikey Stank

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7/11/2019 8:12am
I used to like Stank when he used to race and was trying to do all the Nationals. When he was with the chubby Hooters chick...
I used to like Stank when he used to race and was trying to do all the Nationals. When he was with the chubby Hooters chick he used to actually race. Has he even raced once since he met the new brain dead pothead chick?
He's done 2 or 3 nationals this year with his skinny blonde with him
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7/11/2019 9:39am
Is it even cool to smoke weed anymore? My mom can go down to the store right now and buy some.
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7/11/2019 10:02am
gnarwhip wrote:
Is it even cool to smoke weed anymore? My mom can go down to the store right now and buy some.
You have to coolest mom.

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7/12/2019 11:42am
This is Stank's support system and motivator. She's no Mathilde Muscan.


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7/12/2019 12:20pm
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Yeah, I really do think he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. He's outside the circle. He's an outcast. I have been DEEP in...
Yeah, I really do think he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. He's outside the circle. He's an outcast.

I have been DEEP in this industry since I was a young kid. I am 29 now. The current and last years 450SX champs have been friends of mine since we were kids. I have friends in the highest places in the sport, from agents, to managers to hall of fame riders and we've spent late nights under the influence of a variety of things that let the truth slip out. I know every STD that's been contracted, wife/girlfriend that's been passed around and other dirty secrets in the sport. PED's just aren't in the conversations. IV's between moto's? Yep. Injections to get around injuries that might be questionable? Yep. Off season supplements while building for the upcoming season? Yep. But full on, PED doping programs? Not these days.

I currently work hands on with Aldon and his riders with Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy and other recovery products. Our doctor is 3rd party and is hands on with the riders and involved in their test results. It's amazing how much people overthink a program like Aldon's. It's structure, consistency and accountability that achieve the results.

Gared couldn't fathom the discipline it takes to compete at that level. Even if he was JUICED to the GILLS, his results would be the exact same because he doesn't do the work. All he cares about is pleasure...no suffering or sacrifice. If he were in the real world, he would be lucky to maintain a position as a warehouse box boy.

In an office/work environment, when the guy who stays late, goes above and beyond for the company gets promoted, the haters with no discipline point their fingers and say he's a kiss ass. Can't fathom the sacrifice and discipline it took to get there.

It's way easier to point fingers while you get lapped a couple times or watch from the sidelines rather than hold yourself accountable.
Tell yourself whatever you need to, you know it happens. Of course it isn't going to come up in casual conversation - it's the most verboten topic around.

It's easy to point fingers at guys who even hint at the PED use in the sport like Stank, or Jeff Alessi, and brand them as bitter, undisciplined retards who never accomplished anything.

In reality though, they have gone a great deal further in this sport than you or anyone else slinging mud against them - and are indeed in a position to know what the standard operating procedures are at this level.

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Spudnut
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7/12/2019 12:29pm
Roor glass is garbage. I know that and I don’t even smoke weed anymore!
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7/12/2019 12:50pm
This is Stank's support system and motivator. She's no Mathilde Muscan. [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2019/07/12/359758/s1200_Screen_Shot_2019_07_12_at_1.35.21_PM.jpg[/img]
This is Stank's support system and motivator. She's no Mathilde Muscan.


Nothing gets past you... Clearly Stank isn't trying to be a Marvin Musquin either.
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7/12/2019 1:03pm
This is Stank's support system and motivator. She's no Mathilde Muscan. [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2019/07/12/359758/s1200_Screen_Shot_2019_07_12_at_1.35.21_PM.jpg[/img]
This is Stank's support system and motivator. She's no Mathilde Muscan.


Mathilde probably beats Marvin behind closed doors. Stank is here for a good time and I bet this girl is 100 times more fun in the sack. Silly To each their own.
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This is Stank's support system and motivator. She's no Mathilde Muscan. [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2019/07/12/359758/s1200_Screen_Shot_2019_07_12_at_1.35.21_PM.jpg[/img]
This is Stank's support system and motivator. She's no Mathilde Muscan.


Mathilde probably beats Marvin behind closed doors. Stank is here for a good time and I bet this girl is 100 times more fun in the...
Mathilde probably beats Marvin behind closed doors. Stank is here for a good time and I bet this girl is 100 times more fun in the sack. Silly To each their own.
This girl looks like she'd ruin my life real quick.
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7/12/2019 1:18pm
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This girl looks like she'd ruin my life real quick.
Only if you let her. Sounds like a personal problem.
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7/12/2019 1:28pm
WW444 wrote:
Nothing gets past you... Clearly Stank isn't trying to be a Marvin Musquin either.
So he just shows up to the races because he has nothing else to do? I would think anyone who lines up on a gate at a pro national has some desired to do well. Then again seeing his bloated alcoholic distended gut, maybe he doesn't.
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WW444
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7/12/2019 1:46pm
WW444 wrote:
Nothing gets past you... Clearly Stank isn't trying to be a Marvin Musquin either.
So he just shows up to the races because he has nothing else to do? I would think anyone who lines up on a gate at...
So he just shows up to the races because he has nothing else to do? I would think anyone who lines up on a gate at a pro national has some desired to do well. Then again seeing his bloated alcoholic distended gut, maybe he doesn't.
He shows up on a 125 and has a blast doing it. Of course he isn't going finish near the front. He's doing exactly what he wants to do.
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7/12/2019 2:15pm
WW444 wrote:
He shows up on a 125 and has a blast doing it. Of course he isn't going finish near the front. He's doing exactly what he...
He shows up on a 125 and has a blast doing it. Of course he isn't going finish near the front. He's doing exactly what he wants to do.
That sounds like something I’d do.
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7/13/2019 9:05am
Jesus...this is what happens during an off-week. Brilliance Dizzy

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