Chinese Takeout by David Pingree

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7/18/2017 5:45 PM

Does anybody have a link or copy of this article? I have done some searching and can't find it. I need a good laugh and this article delivers.

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7/18/2017 5:50 PM

I'd love to read it as well!

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7/18/2017 5:55 PM

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7/18/2017 6:45 PM

Many laughs! Thanks!!

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7/18/2017 6:51 PM

On that note, does anyone have the write up in racer x that ping did about that "supercross" in Hawaii? I remember vaguely how their bikes got ruined on the shipment home because the red clay sat in the storage containers dirty for like a month....

Would love to read that one gaain

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shit'll buff out

7/18/2017 7:26 PM

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7/18/2017 7:35 PM

Thanks, I was thinking about this article recently and was about to dig through old magazines to locate it.

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7/18/2017 8:13 PM

That's the single best article I've ever seen by the Pingster. That was hilarious.

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I ripped a start from Egypt and I was happy about that.

7/18/2017 8:26 PM

Remember reading that when it first came out. I was crying by the end.

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7/18/2017 8:29 PM

"after getting help from three guys to unload it...."

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much ty. How to spot a paid forum poster/artificial forum traffic producer (see list of actions/phrases below):

Copius pattern amounts of phrases like “Anyone have”..., “Anybody know?”.... and their variations.

Thoughts?
Any help is appreciated!
Thanks in advance!





7/18/2017 8:57 PM

Funny how he actually want to race it

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7/18/2017 9:12 PM

scooter5002 wrote:

Remember reading that when it first came out. I was crying by the end.

I'm still crying...classic!

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7/18/2017 9:18 PM

Only read a small part of it on my phone but will have to read it tomorrow on the computer. I think I only read the first two pages and he had me laughing.

That guy must of been fun to party with back in the day. Hell even now.

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"Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower."

7/18/2017 10:17 PM

OK -- that was funny!

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7/18/2017 10:23 PM
Edited Date/Time: 7/18/2017 10:23 PM

Wonder if there's footage of him riding that thing.

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7/19/2017 8:45 PM

I think Ping had video of him riding that thing on a practice track somewhere. Yeah it was pitiful. Looked like an xr250 with the motor from an xr50 in it

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7/19/2017 9:07 PM

This was great!

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7/20/2017 4:10 AM

Awesome! I had a good laugh out of it, Thanks!

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7/20/2017 5:24 AM

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This and the part where mitch said it didn't have enough compression to blow the packing peanuts out the exhaust, lol.
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7/20/2017 5:28 AM
Edited Date/Time: 7/20/2017 5:29 AM

That was awesome. I've never heard any of that before. The part about him starting the race and heading down the start straight was absolute gold

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7/20/2017 5:46 AM

Good times. I would have loved seeing it on the track

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7/20/2017 5:50 AM

This photo and comment almost killed me. I think I broke a few ribs trying not to laugh out loud behind my monitor at work...

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7/20/2017 7:12 AM

If any of you have ever hung out with Ping in real life he is just as witty and fun. Many many moons ago way back in the late 90's a magazine started called RacerX. I was trying to get Ping to finish his shit up before we hit a smooth as glass jet ski moto session on the Missouri river in Great Falls MT. It was the early conception of Electronic Ping. We sat down to hurry up and finish the article in hopes many would laugh at it just as we did that day. Dude is a funny cat in the most sarcastic of ways for sure. If you get a chance he's a hoot in the real world too. But for real, I got some dirt stories on that guy. LOL. Some of them aren't even that clear in my memory banks...

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Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

7/20/2017 8:20 AM

Got passed by the medical mule heading to the first corner pile up laughing Funniest article ive ever read!

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7/20/2017 11:31 AM

Ryno23 wrote:

If any of you have ever hung out with Ping in real life he is just as witty and fun. Many many moons ago way back in the late 90's a magazine started called RacerX. I was trying to get Ping to finish his shit up before we hit a smooth as glass jet ski moto session on the Missouri river in Great Falls MT. It was the early conception of Electronic Ping. We sat down to hurry up and finish the article in hopes many would laugh at it just as we did that day. Dude is a funny cat in the most sarcastic of ways for sure. If you get a chance he's a hoot in the real world too. But for real, I got some dirt stories on that guy. LOL. Some of them aren't even that clear in my memory banks...

Are you one of the guy's Ping has mentioned having a copy of the calendar? If so, you know what you need to do...

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7/20/2017 1:05 PM

I just can't believe this has ever happened.

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7/21/2017 9:46 AM

wtf thats my dad in the background behind decoster! LOL

wtf is going on.

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in a simulation. im sure of it now.

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10/2/2017 7:00 PM

how had I never seen or heard about this before. I seriously had to wipe tears from my eyes laughing

"It handles like a shopping cart and runs like a thermometer"

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#SickYZBro

10/2/2017 7:32 PM

I remember when that article dropped, instant classic

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10/3/2017 6:36 AM

Was he actually serious about racing this thing or was it all just for a good article?

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