Beauty Ad For A 1986 Honda CR500

Ramrod
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5/22/2021 4:25pm
Check out this great write up for a CR500 up here in America Junior although the bike is not well maintained:

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-dirt-bikes-motocross/winnipeg/cr-500/1566912801…

CR 500
$2,500.00
MakeHonda
ModelCR
Year1986
Description
Mint Cr 500

"Not for kids or any more crappy 4 stroke riders. You breathe on that throttle and your dropping more panties then your dad in high-school. they don’t make these bikes anymore just like they don’t make women that cook and clean. any bolt, screw or nut on the bike is absolutely wrecked. ethier stripped rounded or cross threaded. although us cr 500 owners pull in the most ladies we sure do know how to maintain are bikes. bought er new in 86 and straight piped it before i even got it home. both tires are worn down to nothing. brand new clutch 30 years ago and its slipping hard boutta blow. smells like natural gas everytime i pull the clutch. im thinking im prolly just cliping natural gas lines tho so probably not the clutch. top end at its peak, 57 psi. I suggest anyone with low testosterone and no balls buy this bike so you finally have the guts to steal your balls back from your wife’s purse. just take em back while shes pulling her pants down. ive seen first hand this thing get multiple ladies pregent once they take one look."
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zehn
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5/22/2021 4:34pm
Dude sounds like an idiot selling a clapper
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byke
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5/22/2021 6:59pm
CR500's are awesome, but it lost me on the first sentence. Bro Craigslist ads are as played out as the Hitler meme and area code tattoos and business names.
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