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http://dirtbikelover.com/2020-honda-announces-limited-editon-cr500/?fbc…
Thoughts? I doubt it's happening and I feel like there's speculation of a 2T every year...
Thoughts? I doubt it's happening and I feel like there's speculation of a 2T every year...
The Shop
Although I’d argue that a 125 engine and exhaust pipe is just as funny considering the fact that this is supposed to be a 500. Also hilarious how the manufacturer that they chose for this fake news story and accompanying photoshop is the least likely OEM to produce a 2 stroke.
Lastly I’ll point out that the subtext under the headline is obviously written by someone who’s first language is not English. Have a read for yourself:
HONDA HAS OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED THE COMPLETELY NEW CR500 WITH COMPLETELY SATISFYING SPECIFICATIONS IN A LIMITED NUMBER
???
Seriously, there’s no way a news like that isn’t posted on reliable sources (I would even consider MXA as reliable for this kind of things) the minute it becomes official or even before. In other news, the earth is round.
*looks at the title*
Shame on you Honda, now you have officially sunk to Zook's level. smh.
Pit Row
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Just opening articles with "cr 500" in the title raises testosterone levels and in some cases has increased unit size by up to 19%.
Thinking about 500 nationals while having sex makes viagra completely unnecessary.
It is completely acceptable to imagine magoo, bailey, johnson, or Stanton riding the cr 500 in your fantasy. Sharing your fantasy with your riding partner is strongly encouraged.
However it is strongly advised to think about something other than a crisply jetted 500 accelerating up a long whooped out loamy uphill at least once every 4 hours.
Your welcome
>started a thread about it regardless
Logic
Everything checks out..
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