Another Caption Contest!

mattyhamz2
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Edited Date/Time 10/19/2018 8:18am
This should be a good one

Photo Credit: theycallmeebryan

“And she still wants to marry you with that little thing?”
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SEE ARE125
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SEE ARE125 10/17/2018 1:42pm
10/17/2018 1:42pm Edited Date/Time 10/17/2018 1:44pm
RV quietly mumbling without moving his mouth: “My God, what the hell is all over his boots?”
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footglove 10/17/2018 1:49pm
10/17/2018 1:49pm
JB-Does this look normal?
RV-....not everything that happens in vegas stays in vegas, justin
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Donovan759 10/17/2018 1:51pm
10/17/2018 1:51pm
JB - can you take a look at this for me.
RV - I don't see anything...
JB - ... that't what I was afraid of.
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Brad460
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Brad460 10/17/2018 1:51pm
10/17/2018 1:51pm Edited Date/Time 10/17/2018 1:52pm
RV: "Hi, I know im new here and this is my first race, but I have been lurking for a while and I ride myself, green lanes mostly, no tracks.

Basically, I'd like to offer anyone a service where i will clean your boots, armour, helmet at no cost. obviously as it cant be mailed, it is only for Derbyshire.

If you want to take me up on this offer, let me know"




Barcia: "You sick bastard"
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clinthadwin 10/17/2018 1:53pm
10/17/2018 1:53pm
Brad460 wrote:
RV: "Hi, I know im new here and this is my first race, but I have been lurking for a while and I ride myself, green...
RV: "Hi, I know im new here and this is my first race, but I have been lurking for a while and I ride myself, green lanes mostly, no tracks.

Basically, I'd like to offer anyone a service where i will clean your boots, armour, helmet at no cost. obviously as it cant be mailed, it is only for Derbyshire.

If you want to take me up on this offer, let me know"




Barcia: "You sick bastard"
This is never going to get old.
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a22 10/17/2018 2:03pm
10/17/2018 2:03pm
RV "Don't like to ask but can I borrow $100 off you Justin?"

or

" There is a magic potion in this bottle, from my Leprichuan friends, it will help you win, don't let anyone see though!!".. ..as Barcia looks out for anyone witnessing!

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mattyhamz2
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mattyhamz2 10/17/2018 2:05pm
10/17/2018 2:05pm Edited Date/Time 10/17/2018 2:18pm
"Shoulda stayed away from The Green Door bro!"

For you Vegas guys that will get the reference Wink
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FLmxer 10/17/2018 2:14pm
10/17/2018 2:14pm Edited Date/Time 10/17/2018 3:04pm
Justin: trips Mathes in the mud.
RV : "And that's why you dont talk crap Mathis, now get up if you can ya wuss. Nice one Justin, I don't know what you said Steve but I bet you deserved it."
JK I love Steve. it's just the way Steve and Ryan talk to each other. Their brotherly banter if you will. Lol .
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Motox627! 10/17/2018 2:28pm
10/17/2018 2:28pm
"So basically, he just cleaned your boots?"
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theycallmeebryan 10/17/2018 2:34pm
10/17/2018 2:34pm
RV: "So, did Alpinestars update the zipper and buckle system on those pants after what happened to ET3?"
JB: "Aw man you had to go there"
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Brad460 10/17/2018 3:58pm
10/17/2018 3:58pm
RV: “Did localriders from Derbyshire clean your boots?”
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TXDirt 10/17/2018 4:05pm
10/17/2018 4:05pm
"You might want to get that checked out."
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Falcon 10/17/2018 4:15pm
10/17/2018 4:15pm
RV to his friend Billy (off screen to the left):

"Why, Justin's a boy dog... isn't he, Billy? Say, ever see a grown man naked?"
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barrs211 10/17/2018 6:18pm
10/17/2018 6:18pm
Brad460 wrote:
RV: "Hi, I know im new here and this is my first race, but I have been lurking for a while and I ride myself, green...
RV: "Hi, I know im new here and this is my first race, but I have been lurking for a while and I ride myself, green lanes mostly, no tracks.

Basically, I'd like to offer anyone a service where i will clean your boots, armour, helmet at no cost. obviously as it cant be mailed, it is only for Derbyshire.

If you want to take me up on this offer, let me know"




Barcia: "You sick bastard"
clinthadwin wrote:
This is never going to get old.
Can someone explain the ‘cleaning the boots’ thing please??

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mattyhamz2
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mattyhamz2 10/17/2018 6:43pm
10/17/2018 6:43pm Edited Date/Time 10/17/2018 6:43pm
Brad460 wrote:
RV: "Hi, I know im new here and this is my first race, but I have been lurking for a while and I ride myself, green...
RV: "Hi, I know im new here and this is my first race, but I have been lurking for a while and I ride myself, green lanes mostly, no tracks.

Basically, I'd like to offer anyone a service where i will clean your boots, armour, helmet at no cost. obviously as it cant be mailed, it is only for Derbyshire.

If you want to take me up on this offer, let me know"




Barcia: "You sick bastard"
clinthadwin wrote:
This is never going to get old.
barrs211 wrote:
Can someone explain the ‘cleaning the boots’ thing please??
Go read the Cleaning Gear thread
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smoothies862 10/17/2018 7:08pm
10/17/2018 7:08pm
jb- I call him bam bam

rv- so ,have you ever camped in the pacific northwest?
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Ted722 10/17/2018 8:12pm
10/17/2018 8:12pm
"Whoa Bam Bam, giving Blu Cru new meaning!"
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Doddy 10/18/2018 1:01am
10/18/2018 1:01am
"You said was going to be hard if I come out of retirement. I'm waiting...."
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ga_pike 10/18/2018 5:20am
10/18/2018 5:20am
RV - "Easy there fella... it's just one race. Don't get too excited."
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danman 10/18/2018 5:49am
10/18/2018 5:49am
RV - NO, I won't lend a hand you sick F'er!
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Travis707 10/18/2018 10:34am
10/18/2018 10:34am
Hahaha! Dude, that's not what they mean by riding balls out!

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CPR 10/18/2018 10:15pm
10/18/2018 10:15pm
JB: I'm telling ya, if you ride yamahas for too long your balls shrink.....
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BikeGuy321 10/19/2018 2:23am
10/19/2018 2:23am
RV: " Just throw some antifungal cream on that bad boy, it'll clear up."

JB: " I thought that stuff was just for your feet."

RV: " Well, if you scratch your feet and then play with your pecker, the fungus spreads."

JB: " I'm glad we had this little talk, I thought it was something way worse.

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