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10/17/2018 1:40 PM
Edited Date/Time: 10/17/2018 2:10 PM

This should be a good one

Photo Credit: theycallmeebryan

“And she still wants to marry you with that little thing?” Photo

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2017 RMZ450
2005 YZ250-sold :,(
1998 YZ250
2005 KX250F

80% of the time it works every time
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Thanks to : Factory Effex, N2Dirt, Acerbis, DT1, Fasthouse, Matix, FMF, ASV, 100% & Mika Metals

10/17/2018 1:42 PM
Edited Date/Time: 10/17/2018 1:44 PM

RV quietly mumbling without moving his mouth: “My God, what the hell is all over his boots?”

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10/17/2018 1:49 PM

JB-Does this look normal?
RV-....not everything that happens in vegas stays in vegas, justin

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10/17/2018 1:51 PM

JB - can you take a look at this for me.
RV - I don't see anything...
JB - ... that't what I was afraid of.

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10/17/2018 1:51 PM
Edited Date/Time: 10/17/2018 1:52 PM

RV: "Hi, I know im new here and this is my first race, but I have been lurking for a while and I ride myself, green lanes mostly, no tracks.

Basically, I'd like to offer anyone a service where i will clean your boots, armour, helmet at no cost. obviously as it cant be mailed, it is only for Derbyshire.

If you want to take me up on this offer, let me know"




Barcia: "You sick bastard"

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10/17/2018 1:52 PM

Matt I think your caption wins ?

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2011 Yamaha YZ 250 -MX
1996 Yamaha Banshee 350 -Trails
1982 Chevy S10
2005 Pontiac GTO -451rwhp

10/17/2018 1:53 PM

Brad460 wrote:

RV: "Hi, I know im new here and this is my first race, but I have been lurking for a while and I ride myself, green lanes mostly, no tracks.

Basically, I'd like to offer anyone a service where i will clean your boots, armour, helmet at no cost. obviously as it cant be mailed, it is only for Derbyshire.

If you want to take me up on this offer, let me know"




Barcia: "You sick bastard"

This is never going to get old.

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10/17/2018 2:03 PM

eric513anderson wrote:

Matt I think your caption wins ?

Thanks man! haha!

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2017 RMZ450
2005 YZ250-sold :,(
1998 YZ250
2005 KX250F

80% of the time it works every time
IG @hammerfamily_4 & @2HRacing
Thanks to : Factory Effex, N2Dirt, Acerbis, DT1, Fasthouse, Matix, FMF, ASV, 100% & Mika Metals

10/17/2018 2:03 PM

RV "Don't like to ask but can I borrow $100 off you Justin?"

or

" There is a magic potion in this bottle, from my Leprichuan friends, it will help you win, don't let anyone see though!!".. ..as Barcia looks out for anyone witnessing!

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Always was an excellent rider ...... at crashing usually

Moto Aspes, you know you want one

10/17/2018 2:05 PM
Edited Date/Time: 10/17/2018 2:18 PM

"Shoulda stayed away from The Green Door bro!"

For you Vegas guys that will get the reference wink

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2017 RMZ450
2005 YZ250-sold :,(
1998 YZ250
2005 KX250F

80% of the time it works every time
IG @hammerfamily_4 & @2HRacing
Thanks to : Factory Effex, N2Dirt, Acerbis, DT1, Fasthouse, Matix, FMF, ASV, 100% & Mika Metals

10/17/2018 2:08 PM

How about a photo credit? angry

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10/17/2018 2:09 PM

theycallmeebryan wrote:

How about a photo credit? angry

My bad dude! Switching between my phone and work comp. Taken care of!

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2017 RMZ450
2005 YZ250-sold :,(
1998 YZ250
2005 KX250F

80% of the time it works every time
IG @hammerfamily_4 & @2HRacing
Thanks to : Factory Effex, N2Dirt, Acerbis, DT1, Fasthouse, Matix, FMF, ASV, 100% & Mika Metals

10/17/2018 2:14 PM
Edited Date/Time: 10/17/2018 3:04 PM

Justin: trips Mathes in the mud.
RV : "And that's why you dont talk crap Mathis, now get up if you can ya wuss. Nice one Justin, I don't know what you said Steve but I bet you deserved it."
JK I love Steve. it's just the way Steve and Ryan talk to each other. Their brotherly banter if you will. Lol .

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I don't have to be as smart as you hope to be some day anymore. wink

10/17/2018 2:28 PM

"So basically, he just cleaned your boots?"

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10/17/2018 2:34 PM

RV: "So, did Alpinestars update the zipper and buckle system on those pants after what happened to ET3?"
JB: "Aw man you had to go there"

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10/17/2018 3:58 PM

RV: “Did localriders from Derbyshire clean your boots?”

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10/17/2018 4:05 PM

"You might want to get that checked out."

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10/17/2018 4:15 PM

RV to his friend Billy (off screen to the left):

"Why, Justin's a boy dog... isn't he, Billy? Say, ever see a grown man naked?"

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Braaapin' aint easy.

10/17/2018 5:12 PM

Photo
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“Adhering to 1970’s Standards of Political Correctness”

10/17/2018 6:18 PM

Brad460 wrote:

RV: "Hi, I know im new here and this is my first race, but I have been lurking for a while and I ride myself, green lanes mostly, no tracks.

Basically, I'd like to offer anyone a service where i will clean your boots, armour, helmet at no cost. obviously as it cant be mailed, it is only for Derbyshire.

If you want to take me up on this offer, let me know"




Barcia: "You sick bastard"

clinthadwin wrote:

This is never going to get old.

Can someone explain the ‘cleaning the boots’ thing please??

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There may be people that have more talent than you, but there's no excuse for anyone to work harder than you do.

10/17/2018 6:43 PM
Edited Date/Time: 10/17/2018 6:43 PM

Brad460 wrote:

RV: "Hi, I know im new here and this is my first race, but I have been lurking for a while and I ride myself, green lanes mostly, no tracks.

Basically, I'd like to offer anyone a service where i will clean your boots, armour, helmet at no cost. obviously as it cant be mailed, it is only for Derbyshire.

If you want to take me up on this offer, let me know"




Barcia: "You sick bastard"

clinthadwin wrote:

This is never going to get old.

barrs211 wrote:

Can someone explain the ‘cleaning the boots’ thing please??

Go read the Cleaning Gear thread

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2017 RMZ450
2005 YZ250-sold :,(
1998 YZ250
2005 KX250F

80% of the time it works every time
IG @hammerfamily_4 & @2HRacing
Thanks to : Factory Effex, N2Dirt, Acerbis, DT1, Fasthouse, Matix, FMF, ASV, 100% & Mika Metals

10/17/2018 7:08 PM

jb- I call him bam bam

rv- so ,have you ever camped in the pacific northwest?

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If I'm healthy enough to complain. I shouldn't be complaining.

10/17/2018 8:12 PM

"Whoa Bam Bam, giving Blu Cru new meaning!"

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10/18/2018 1:01 AM

"You said was going to be hard if I come out of retirement. I'm waiting...."

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10/18/2018 1:07 AM

"OK. Can you cough for me please?"

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10/18/2018 1:13 AM

“Let it all hang out”

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10/18/2018 5:20 AM

RV - "Easy there fella... it's just one race. Don't get too excited."

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10/18/2018 5:49 AM

RV - NO, I won't lend a hand you sick F'er!

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10/18/2018 10:34 AM

Hahaha! Dude, that's not what they mean by riding balls out!

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10/18/2018 6:02 PM

You're gonna need bigger balls than that to beat Herlings.

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