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5/1/2018 7:36 AM

Saw a few in another post that were pretty funny, thought it deserved a thread of its own. Whatca got?

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5/1/2018 7:44 AM

Showin tits to throwin whips

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5/1/2018 8:09 AM

Mud ducks in lifted trucks

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5/1/2018 8:10 AM

Butch dikes that ride bikes

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5/1/2018 8:36 AM

Tippin bottles to twistin throttles

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5/1/2018 8:39 AM

kb228 wrote:

Showin tits to throwin whips

Lol. Not at all appropriate, but definitely funny

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2017 RMZ450
2005 YZ250-sold :,(
1998 YZ250
2005 KX250F

80% of the time it works every time
IG @hamdaddyof2 & @2HRacing
Thanks to : Factory Effex, N2Dirt, Acerbis, DT1, Fasthouse, Matix, FMF, ASV, 100% & Mika Metals

5/1/2018 9:03 AM

Jumpin Jugs


Tetons to Ta Ta's

Thongs to Monkey Butt

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5/1/2018 9:11 AM
Edited Date/Time: 5/1/2018 9:11 AM

Jerkin peckers to takin checkers

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why does Kermit's fingers always smell like pork?

5/1/2018 9:14 AM

Here’s 4 minutes of Bullshit No One cares about.

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5/1/2018 9:15 AM

ROFLOL ..... OMG

The last two "Jumpin Jugs" and "Jerkin peckers to takin checkers" made me spit out my soda!

Good Ones!

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5/1/2018 9:16 AM

Spreading legs to on the pegs!

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5/1/2018 9:23 AM

dusty tales

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5/1/2018 9:29 AM

Lipstick to Lap Times
High Heels to Knee High Boots
Hairdo to Helmet Hair

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2015 Beta 500 RS, history: 99 KTM 300, 87 CR250, 84 KLR 600, 82 GPZ 550, 81 KX 250, 80 KX 250, 79 Montesa 414 VE, 78 250 VB, 77 360 VB, 76 360 VA, 75 YZ 125, 74 TM 125, 72 TS 125, 60's West Bend Go Boy Kart

5/1/2018 9:39 AM

Turnin' tricks to Chicken Licks

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5/1/2018 9:43 AM

FRANK121 wrote:

ROFLOL ..... OMG

The last two "Jumpin Jugs" and "Jerkin peckers to takin checkers" made me spit out my soda!

Good Ones!

Haha, I'm laughing out loud at my desk! Probably look like an idiot, but some of these are just way too funny.

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2017 RMZ450
2005 YZ250-sold :,(
1998 YZ250
2005 KX250F

80% of the time it works every time
IG @hamdaddyof2 & @2HRacing
Thanks to : Factory Effex, N2Dirt, Acerbis, DT1, Fasthouse, Matix, FMF, ASV, 100% & Mika Metals

5/1/2018 9:48 AM

Eye Lashes to Knee/Elbow Gashes

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2017 RMZ450
2005 YZ250-sold :,(
1998 YZ250
2005 KX250F

80% of the time it works every time
IG @hamdaddyof2 & @2HRacing
Thanks to : Factory Effex, N2Dirt, Acerbis, DT1, Fasthouse, Matix, FMF, ASV, 100% & Mika Metals

5/1/2018 9:55 AM
Edited Date/Time: 5/1/2018 11:23 AM

Lipstick to dipstick

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5/1/2018 9:57 AM

Lady lumps to double jumps

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5/1/2018 9:58 AM

Lap dance to lap times

Table dances to table tops

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5/1/2018 10:01 AM

On the rag to on the pipe

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why does Kermit's fingers always smell like pork?

5/1/2018 10:05 AM

Speaking of make up to mud, I cannot figure out why they aren’t really highlighting Jess Pettis!! She is killing it. Is it because she’s from Canada?

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5/1/2018 10:25 AM

JohnnyD13 wrote:

Speaking of make up to mud, I cannot figure out why they aren’t really highlighting Jess Pettis!! She is killing it. Is it because she’s from Canada?

Um Jess is a guy. Won the LCQ last Saturday.

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"Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower."

5/1/2018 10:27 AM

Aternative title to this thread:
Total Dickheads with Time to Burn.

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It's impossible for a corporation or government to love you or care about you.

5/1/2018 10:40 AM

Sandwich to sand track

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5/1/2018 10:57 AM

Hot asses to block passes

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5/1/2018 11:08 AM

MX Guy wrote:

Sandwich to sand track

Hahaha. This is the only one that made me laugh out loud.

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5/1/2018 11:11 AM

Hooters to scooters

Nipples to knobbies

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5/1/2018 11:11 AM

Hoseclamp wrote:

Hot asses to block passes

Haha I like this one

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2017 RMZ450
2005 YZ250-sold :,(
1998 YZ250
2005 KX250F

80% of the time it works every time
IG @hamdaddyof2 & @2HRacing
Thanks to : Factory Effex, N2Dirt, Acerbis, DT1, Fasthouse, Matix, FMF, ASV, 100% & Mika Metals

5/1/2018 11:13 AM

Gurgling sperm to railin berms

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5/1/2018 11:22 AM

SEE ARE125 wrote:

Lipstick to dipstick

w00t
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Washed up Canadian ex-pro couch racer. Selling bikes for a living

2008 KTM 525XC
2009 KTM 450SX
2016 YFZ450R