Advice for teaching my 6yr old daughter to corner

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Edited Date/Time 5/2/2018 9:08am
It was a nice spring day in NorCal and not a drop of beer was spilled! So.... am I doing the Mini-Dad thing right?


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Ted722
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4/29/2018 7:56pm
You're on your game Slipdog. Who needs Benadryl when Beer is near!?!
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That bike appears to have a front wheel on it. In all fairness though, even if you forgot it at the house, you were in your backyard, not at Ione Sands, with your 450.
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That bike appears to have a front wheel on it. In all fairness though, even if you forgot it at the house, you were in your...
That bike appears to have a front wheel on it. In all fairness though, even if you forgot it at the house, you were in your backyard, not at Ione Sands, with your 450.
I didn't know the Canadian Zoo Federation taught gorillas how to post on message boards.


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4/29/2018 8:22pm
Did you at least get pissed for no good reason and smash a beer bottle on neighbors house?
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Part 2...took daughter to Prairie Sh@tty today, now wants to train at STF (slipdog training facility). Conditions much better at STF and trainer (Dad) goes beyond the fence! Laughing
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Wow

Another year and she'll fit in your gear!
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4/29/2018 8:27pm Edited Date/Time 4/29/2018 8:37pm
TeamGreen wrote:
Wow

Another year and she'll fit in your gear!
Daaayyyyuuuummmmm!!!!!LaughingLaughingLaughing

That had me rollingSilly

Edit: Also, if your kid doesn't already have social media controlled by you, you need to step up your game brother. Selling your kid out to every company that will toss you a free sticker before they even know what selling out means is all the rage these days! Make sure you thank yourself from their account as well for getting them to the races, that's also super important.
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Good stuff fellas, I have a lot to learn! Think it's too soon for a Gofundme?
4/30/2018 6:21am
slipdog wrote:
Good stuff fellas, I have a lot to learn! Think it's too soon for a Gofundme?
Never to soon for a GoFundMe...or a fine feline.
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Does STF have a grounds staff? If so...

Fire them ! !
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Guessing all the gas went into the bike?
Smile
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The STF staff was busy with a controversial last lap "Foxburough" move when after leading all 6 laps of the 6-8yr main Hayden "The Haydenator" was robbed of victory by Nathan "I try my best" and the officials at STF are reaching out to the public for help with deciding if the line used was within boundaries set forth in the STF guide to distinguishing motorbiking.

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^^^ No markers to define the boundaries of the track. Pass is good.
4/30/2018 7:00am
Haha! Really cool how you're training them, Slip. I know both are going to grow up to be solid citizens and fast riders. Rock on, my friend.
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Grounds staff has had too many bean burritos.
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newmann wrote:
Guessing all the gas went into the bike? :) [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2018/04/30/258507/s1200_CEDB204B_7E11_4FE4_BE96_4CB3D093FCB0.jpg[/img]
Guessing all the gas went into the bike?
Smile
LOL. Are people really that stupid?
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A late night decision was handed down after much deliberation...


"In typical Californian bureaucratic fashion, all participants were awarded baby chicks"

down...


4/30/2018 8:00am
slipdog wrote:
A late night decision was handed down after much deliberation... "In typical Californian bureaucratic fashion, all participants were awarded baby chicks" [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2018/04/30/258526/s1200_IMG_1310.jpg[/img] down...
A late night decision was handed down after much deliberation...


"In typical Californian bureaucratic fashion, all participants were awarded baby chicks"

down...


so long as they agreed to regularly document fecal matter volume and provide quarterly reports subject to review by the state Smile
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-MAVERICK- wrote:
LOL. Are people really that stupid?
JAFO92 wrote:
[img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2018/04/30/258537/s1200_Electric_Car.jpg[/img]
LOL. That one's even worse. If you're going to preach it, you might want to start by taking your own advice.

Wonder what his excuse is.

Common sense, some people have it and some people don't.
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At the SlipDog Training Facility...

All decisions are final.
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Slipdog:I didn't know the Canadian Zoo Federation taught gorillas how to post on message boards.
I didn't know the Canadian Zoo Federation taught gorillas how to post on message boards.

Fascinating. Somehow, I managed to dissemble an entire bike down to the frame, jam it, a stand for it, 2 weeks worth of clothes, all tools/spare parts necessary, two coolers, a 5 gallon wash bucket, sleeping bag with blankets and pillows, plus food and water, into a Yukon, and drive 1300 miles. Upon arrival, I reassembled an ENTIRE motorcycle, and rode it, for 8 hours, on various tracks. YOU........couldn’t load your bike into the back of a mini van, with a stand, a gear bag, and drive an hour, without forgetting a wheel. A fucking WHEEL!!!!! Yet somehow, I’m the primate, barely evolved enough, to type on a keyboard. Fascinating inDEED! Tell us more, Darwin.
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Teach her how to make sandwiches. It'll be a better life skill, than how to corner.
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Man that's awesome! I have my first baby girl due here in the next 2 weeks and I can't wait for the day she swings a leg over a honda!
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Man that's awesome! I have my first baby girl due here in the next 2 weeks and I can't wait for the day she swings a...
Man that's awesome! I have my first baby girl due here in the next 2 weeks and I can't wait for the day she swings a leg over a honda!
You're gonna make her ride a Honda?

Dude, that's Child Abuse!

Laughing
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Plucked from the floodwaters, my oldest sons PW50 that I bought new in 1989 and hauled home in the back of a 1983 Mazda RX-7 with both wheels attached will soon be freshened up and ready for the next gen.

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huck wrote:
Teach her how to make sandwiches. It'll be a better life skill, than how to corner.
Huck you, pal!

You're looking at the 2028 WMA National Champion right there.

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