I've never owned a Walker but I have seen a few around. The look like a quality machine. I like Gravely and Ferris as well.

Doesn't work for the business model. I have both a small tractor and a large tractor. Occasionally when we cut acreage I will bring a tractor. The problem is even with a finish mower you have to go over it again with the ZTR. So in essence you just brought ... more »

Get you some Tighty Whitey's and soak them Nutts in a hot tub every night. Heat lowers sperm count! Then tell her you want a baby and practice your ass off!

Either way it sounds like you have a cool wife, or she wants a new car!

I own 5 ZTR's, 2 walk behind brush cutters, and a multitude of pushers, string trimmers, etc. Stihl or echo are the best in the business when it comes to trimming equipment. When it comes to ZTR's I put them through the paces. I won't even take a mower ... more »

I'm not impressed with SCAG's overall. They are overpriced and the parts are expensive. I'm a fan of Dixie Choppers, Hustlers, and ExMarks. Better value. Scag will hold up for years for the average home owner but for a guy that is going to actually USE ... more »

The cell phone is clearly more important than the children! What in the Eff is a 62 year old doing with young babies? Don't even get me started on artificial insemination! There is very little I hate worse in this world.

I'd stretch her turd tunnel!

I dig it!

It's very hard to stand out as "special" around here the bar is pretty

Thanks man!

I think Scissoring should be on the ticket!

Only if they have footies!

How many "other" boards are there these days? Splinter Cells

So how do we get him back in? All these years and he's never been clicked. Now he's a target? Whoever did this should be ashamed of themselves. He's a harmless old guy. Whatever he said was probably just the Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, or early onset dimensia. ... more »

They sent me the Shirt email also. I replied FREE LENNY! I'm not taking some lefty liberal handout.

Reed has had all sorts of goodies on his bike since he's been at Yamaha. This is not even close to the trickest.

The Censorship game is strong here!