Vince Friese has been a hot topic throughout motocross lately, with his QUESTIONABLE antics at the races.
The PULP MX crew says the riders should do something about it......
Someone did once, and in this SATIRICAL race report, wrote in 2016, we outline how our hero, Weston Peick, once bashed the shit out of him, and really, quieted him down for at least a bit.
He's the hero we needed then, and the hero we need now.
“Ice” Peick drinks white Monster, melts down and thaws Friese
Anaheim, CA – The first round of Monster Energy Supercross, fired off last night with some great racing and some unexpected bravado.
“I’m all jacked up on that white Monster!!!”, yelled Peick after landing four consecutive left hooks to Friese’s neck bone, “my sponsor, Monster, didn’t tell me how their product would affect me; I’ll come at you like a spider monkey, Vince!!!”
After watching the events unfold, “Ice” Peick proved to be the heat needed to cool down Friese.
“Look, Broseph Stalin, I was just racing to the front so I could eventually make a mistake and go to the LCQ anyway. I mean, “people” (Friese makes quotation gesture with hands) say that I ride recklessly, but I’m just working my way to the front so I can drop back. So, to those of you….come at me, bro!!!”, vomited Friese during his interview with TheStutteringScribe.
Friese and Peick got into each other during their respective races. Friese, riding well and looking to land a spot in the main from his heat, pushed Peick wide, helping Peick off the track and into the Tuff-Blocks.
Friese was eventually passed and lost his automatic transfer, and was forced to go to a semi, and as the fight/mma/racing gods would have it, the same one that he relegated Peick to.
During the subsequent heat race, Friese’s semi-wood (and brain) caused him to come in hot into a 180 right hander – taking out himself and Peick in the process.
A yard sale ensued, and while Peick was trying to extract himself from the pile up, the physical transformation from “Ice” Peick to “Flugjuice Flamethrower” was evident as Peick vibrated as he wound up.
Peick stood up at the same time Friese did, and uncorked FOUR left hooks to Friese’s brain stem, seemingly stunning him into our reality, not the alternate one he seeming lives in.
“Dude, my bike was trying to take off and Peick was landing illegal shots to my neck – I felt like a little kid trying to get my ball back out of that backyard with the crazy Rottweiler. I was peeing myself!”, Friese said, matter-of-factly.
“Bruh. I’m the former “ahnihilist”. I gives zero fucks. Well, maybe I shouldn’t have busted Friese’s ass, but he’s lucky he had a helmet on, or he would’ve gotten a RYU uppercut and fireball, followed by me turning Super Saiyan. Punk!”, expounded Peick after wrecking shop on Friese’s medulla oblongata.
Peick was disqualified from Anaheim 1 and next weeks race, and fined 5000 dollars for his actions.
Something tells me he still feels okay about it!
very brotocross esque
The Friese hate is so fucking lame and played out.
I kinda agree. Not a fan of his, but not a hater either. He is a badass rider, just watch him tear the AX guys apart and you can tell he is on a completely different level compared to any "mortals" out there.
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Didnt see him this weekend. Not a fan but was unusual to not see him line up.
So you're on the record that Vince doesn't deserve any of the hate he has gotten?
Remember, he doesn't watch the races, has kids (wtf?) and blames schools instead of parents for all the problems of the world.
Also...How good is it to be in the "never get a response club".
Edit: and Vince sucks.
Joined in 08' and only 36 posts. And at the end is a .wordpress.com link. What's your deal guy?
Eli is/was a national treasure.
Is
There's no link between objective facts and anything GooFan thinks. He is nothing but a big steaming pile of biases.
Was, he'll never win another race.....................................................................................until maybe next weekend!
agree. a lot of my days were spent on his website. he wrote some gold.
He raced and won Arenacross on Friday night. I am guessing financially winning the Arenacross series is better than 12th at A2. I don't know
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