World's Biggest bull-$hitter?

plowboy wrote:

My son and I had the local (badass gnarly) practice track all to ourselves one day. In rolls a Ranger pickup with Mom, Dad, teenage son...

My son and I had the local (badass gnarly) practice track all to ourselves one day. In rolls a Ranger pickup with Mom, Dad, teenage son and a couple year old RM125. Kid has all appropriate gear and seems ok. He unloads bike and hits the track. Looks to be a midpack intermediate skill level. Dad, who looks to have or has had a lot of fun with drugs, for a very long time...proceeds to tell me that his son is going to race at the Kansas State Fair and he needs to get aquainted with the new bike. He goes on to tell me how he used to race all the big boys in the 70's and 80's. He knows all the names and tracks but I've already mentally called bullshit. His wife just sits there and nods like..."Yep, I remember when he did this or that". Anyway, the son comes in and dad snags helmet and goggles....no boots or anything else...jumps on bike and proceeds to blow my mind. This guy is the real deal...my son and I have wood from watching this guy own this track he's never even seen before. The wife and son just watch with obvious pride. They finished and left about the same time Bart the track owner rolled up. He asked me who that was in the truck and I said, "Shit man, I forgot to ask his name". I told Bart that even though he looked like a crack head he was amazing on that tiddler. Bart said he didn't know his name but one of the shops had called and asked if and an old midwest ledgend and his kid could ride at his place. All I know is that this one time...my Bullshit-o-meter was way wrong.

dPayne117 wrote:

JustMX, You are not bullshitting, for sure. Too bad Kizzar didn't quite make it over that light wire. LOL!! Kizzar got into so many fights with...

JustMX,

You are not bullshitting, for sure. Too bad Kizzar didn't quite make it over that light wire. LOL!!

Kizzar got into so many fights with the other pro's at Tunnel Hill that I cannot remember which of them caused the broken hand. He just went nuts after he turned 16...and racing for money. Was it with Dukes that time when Duke's mom hurdled the fence and bitch-slapped Kenny? That was a sight to see for sure. Or was it when Goose body slammed him at the finish line? Or was it the time when he jumped into me mid-air ? And then his dad took a swipe at my dad. Or was it when he and Tolbert got into that scuffle? Or was it at Candies Creek when we both came to a complete stop in a corner and then pulled a stunt like Ryan did to Lawrence...lifting and then lauching his front wheel into me like a weapon?

Oh, man...I could go on and on about that dude. He was fast as hell at times though. There is no doubting that. Remember the time at Ponca in 1985 when he finished second overall...just behind Lowell Thompson...for the entire, overall 80cc Expert Championship? And that class was stacked! I still have a holeshot pic that came out of a magazine that shows me in second just behind Jay Mann and behind us you could count at least ten guys...or more...that could win that moto. Lowell Thompson, Jeff Emig, Kyle Lewis, Rick Simmett, Scott Brown, Vince DeVane, Sean Dukes and so on.

JustMX wrote:

Haha, You have hit on your head too many times. the fight I was talking about was the one that you and he got into right...

Haha,

You have hit on your head too many times.

the fight I was talking about was the one that you and he got into right after the finish line at Candies Creek.

It was on a Friday night when his parents ran the track and I was helping them.

We had to stop practice because between your bikes and you two rolling around you had the whole track blocked.

Kenny popped you in your aria mouth piece and the next day at Tunnel Hill his hand was so swollen he couldn't even hang on.

What is he doing now,

School Guidance counselor?

Did he go into the priesthood?

Politician?

txmxer wrote:

Met a dude at Chicken Licks in '97 that told me he raced in the 1995 SX in Dallas (mud race Henry won I think). Dude...

Met a dude at Chicken Licks in '97 that told me he raced in the 1995 SX in Dallas (mud race Henry won I think). Dude was a local C rider.

He had a reputation for telling those kinds of tall tales. I think he was so disconnected from reality that he believed his own bullshit.

andymoto wrote:

Retired CA Pro.

the_wood109 wrote:

Haven't seen any mention of Danny Dolan. Seems like fair game. RIDEING THE WHOOPS I REALLY NEVER HEAR ANYONE GIVE ADVICE ABOUT THIS EVER YOU HEAR...

Haven't seen any mention of Danny Dolan.

Seems like fair game.


RIDEING THE WHOOPS I REALLY NEVER HEAR ANYONE GIVE ADVICE ABOUT THIS EVER YOU HEAR ABOUT TURNING YOU HEAR ABOUT JUMPING NOONE WANTS TO ATTACK THIS WELL I WILL AND ILL ATTACK IT JUST LIKE I ATTACK THE WHOOPS CHARGE CHARGE CHARGE YOU EVER BEEN IN A FIGHT AND YOU GO STRAIGHT IN DONT BACK DOWN ONE BIT WELL THATS HOW YOU GO RIGHT ACROSS THE TOP YOU DUMP THE THROTTLE YOU HOLD AND DONT LET OFF LET YOU PEGS ROLL IN BETWEEN YOUR HEEL AND RIDE IT OUT JUST LIKE IF YOU WHERE ON FLAT GROUND GO FOR IT DONT GIVE ONE LITTLE BIT WHEN I FIGHT I GO IN AND THROW WHEN IM RIDEING THE WHOOPS SAME THING YOU CAN GO RIGHT ACROSS THE TOP THE FASTER YOUR GOING THE BETTER CHARGE IT REALLY IT WORKS I USED TO PRACTICE ON THE WORSE GROUND YOU EVER SEEN I USED TO RIDE FEILDS THAT THE WHOLE THING WAS WHOOPS IT MAKES YOU REALLY GOOD AT SPEED AND CHARGE IF THIS DOESNT WORK FOR YOU ITS PROBLEY BECAUSE YOUR SCARED AND BELIVE THAT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT YOU CANT LET FEAR CONTROL YOUR RIDEING

Ddavis wrote:

It's common for alot of people to accuse me of a bullshitter. - my blue nitrated forks, yes they're stock forks, nothing fancy about them except...

It's common for alot of people to accuse me of a bullshitter.

- my blue nitrated forks, yes they're stock forks, nothing fancy about them except they look trick as hell.
- i'm friends with SupercrossLIVE announcer Jim Holley, and i've been to his house and got to look at all his world supercross championship trophies and memorabilia.
- I got to hit ramps with Justin Starling at the red bull compound.
- My dad was a supercross team manager in 2006.
- I raced Langtown on 50s.
- I won a Ponca City qualifier in 2007 and almost passed Garret Eckman (I crashed because I hit his back tire coming into a rut)
- I got to play in the foam pit with Travis Pastrana and watch Jim Dechamp practice frontflips into the foam pit, i also met Ronnie Renner, Tennessee, Scott Palmer, and Tarah Gieger that day.
- Ive ridden at Castillo Ranch for the RacerX Ride Day twice.

That's only half of the cool things ive gotton to do, yeah i brag about it sometimes but im never lying!

Therefore, i'm not a bullshitter.

Ddavis wrote:

It's common for alot of people to accuse me of a bullshitter. - my blue nitrated forks, yes they're stock forks, nothing fancy about them except...

It's common for alot of people to accuse me of a bullshitter.

- my blue nitrated forks, yes they're stock forks, nothing fancy about them except they look trick as hell.
- i'm friends with SupercrossLIVE announcer Jim Holley, and i've been to his house and got to look at all his world supercross championship trophies and memorabilia.
- I got to hit ramps with Justin Starling at the red bull compound.
- My dad was a supercross team manager in 2006.
- I raced Langtown on 50s.
- I won a Ponca City qualifier in 2007 and almost passed Garret Eckman (I crashed because I hit his back tire coming into a rut)
- I got to play in the foam pit with Travis Pastrana and watch Jim Dechamp practice frontflips into the foam pit, i also met Ronnie Renner, Tennessee, Scott Palmer, and Tarah Gieger that day.
- Ive ridden at Castillo Ranch for the RacerX Ride Day twice.

That's only half of the cool things ive gotton to do, yeah i brag about it sometimes but im never lying!

Therefore, i'm not a bullshitter.

machine wrote:

No, your just a narcissistic name dropper, big difference.

Digger437 wrote:

Pfft, I know that Davey guy, one time I went to one of his races and he only had like 25,000 people there. What a joke!

ehr400 wrote:

98% of the people on this site.

crf250pilot wrote:

Used to ride with a guy nicknamed "The Phantom Rider" because every time he hit a big triple jump 3rd gear wide open on his yz250...

Used to ride with a guy nicknamed "The Phantom Rider" because every time he hit a big triple jump 3rd gear wide open on his yz250, or cleared some section better than anyone else, just happened to be the one time no one was looking, no witnesses in site.

Bigfoot wrote:

With nothing much happening on the racing scene to talk about, here's a fun game to keep your Vital MX posting skills polished. We all know...

With nothing much happening on the racing scene to talk about, here's a fun game to keep your Vital MX posting skills polished.

We all know "that guy," the one who's claims of moto prowess are, shall we say, "questionable." You know, the one that if you mention Jeremy McGrath he'll say "Yeah, used to train with Jeremy all the time. I remember this one time..." or the guy who claims to have been on a factory team, or to have gone for hookers and blow with ________. Let's all read what wild claims the loser BSer in your neck of the woods has.

In non-moto situations this is the same guy who'll claim to be a black belt, to have been in the CIA or to have been a Navy Seal. There's a good one, there have been only 2500 or so Navy Seals since that programs began, and as one high ranking Navy officer once said, "And I've met at least 12,000 of them!"

And if you can't think of who that World Biggest BS'er in your area might be, then it just might be you!

There's a guy I know who claims to have been "close friends with road racer Wayne Rainey. . He did know a lot about Rainey and his story seemed believable, that is until it came to Rainey's career-ending injury. At that point this guy's story switches to Bubby Shobert's, "Yeah, I was there at Laguna Seca," this guy tells, "...and poor Wayne ended up slamming into some a-hole who was doing burn-outs in a blind corner on the cool down lap." Um, okay.

RonSkj wrote:

I am sry.. couldn't help it..

Bigfoot wrote:

With nothing much happening on the racing scene to talk about, here's a fun game to keep your Vital MX posting skills polished. We all know...

With nothing much happening on the racing scene to talk about, here's a fun game to keep your Vital MX posting skills polished.

We all know "that guy," the one who's claims of moto prowess are, shall we say, "questionable." You know, the one that if you mention Jeremy McGrath he'll say "Yeah, used to train with Jeremy all the time. I remember this one time..." or the guy who claims to have been on a factory team, or to have gone for hookers and blow with ________. Let's all read what wild claims the loser BSer in your neck of the woods has.

In non-moto situations this is the same guy who'll claim to be a black belt, to have been in the CIA or to have been a Navy Seal. There's a good one, there have been only 2500 or so Navy Seals since that programs began, and as one high ranking Navy officer once said, "And I've met at least 12,000 of them!"

And if you can't think of who that World Biggest BS'er in your area might be, then it just might be you!

There's a guy I know who claims to have been "close friends with road racer Wayne Rainey. . He did know a lot about Rainey and his story seemed believable, that is until it came to Rainey's career-ending injury. At that point this guy's story switches to Bubby Shobert's, "Yeah, I was there at Laguna Seca," this guy tells, "...and poor Wayne ended up slamming into some a-hole who was doing burn-outs in a blind corner on the cool down lap." Um, okay.

MadeForMoto wrote:

What ever happened to stewie to suzuki done deal? Still waiting on the press release.

plowboy wrote:

My son and I had the local (badass gnarly) practice track all to ourselves one day. In rolls a Ranger pickup with Mom, Dad, teenage son...

My son and I had the local (badass gnarly) practice track all to ourselves one day. In rolls a Ranger pickup with Mom, Dad, teenage son and a couple year old RM125. Kid has all appropriate gear and seems ok. He unloads bike and hits the track. Looks to be a midpack intermediate skill level. Dad, who looks to have or has had a lot of fun with drugs, for a very long time...proceeds to tell me that his son is going to race at the Kansas State Fair and he needs to get aquainted with the new bike. He goes on to tell me how he used to race all the big boys in the 70's and 80's. He knows all the names and tracks but I've already mentally called bullshit. His wife just sits there and nods like..."Yep, I remember when he did this or that". Anyway, the son comes in and dad snags helmet and goggles....no boots or anything else...jumps on bike and proceeds to blow my mind. This guy is the real deal...my son and I have wood from watching this guy own this track he's never even seen before. The wife and son just watch with obvious pride. They finished and left about the same time Bart the track owner rolled up. He asked me who that was in the truck and I said, "Shit man, I forgot to ask his name". I told Bart that even though he looked like a crack head he was amazing on that tiddler. Bart said he didn't know his name but one of the shops had called and asked if and an old midwest ledgend and his kid could ride at his place. All I know is that this one time...my Bullshit-o-meter was way wrong.