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kzizok 4/7/2017 5:45pm
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Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
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I usually sit in the car and write it out on the glove compartment lid
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"If you ran into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
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GD2 wrote:
"If you ran into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
LMAO! whats that from

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GD2 5/5/2017 3:25pm
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GD2 wrote:
"If you ran into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
ocscottie wrote:
LMAO! whats that from
It's actually from a TV show: Justified. It was just too good of a quote not to post. Tongue
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"This house is a fucking prison!"
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the new phone book is here! the new phone book is here!
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FLmxer 5/6/2017 10:47am
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"Cover the freak with the top hat and the basketball"
(Raids house)
"Alright, tell us everything you know about the freak with the top hat and the basketball."
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FLmxer 5/6/2017 11:00am
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Or

"Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!!"
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FLmxer 5/6/2017 11:09am
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"You better bury Ned right and dont be cuttin up or otherwise harming no whores... or ill come back and kill every one you sons of bitches. "
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GD2 5/6/2017 11:09am
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"I've been working here for 44 years. Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing but a T-Bone steak and baked potato. Except one time, this asshole from New York ordered a trout, back in 1987. We ain't got no goddamned trout."
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GD2 5/6/2017 11:11am
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"Hey. I rent a little house in town. If you wanna stop by and finish this conversation, you're welcome anytime.
Oh, I'd like that. I'll be seeing you.
Yeah. Soon I hope. I'm ready to be done with this.
You'll never be done with it no matter what. It's gonna haunt you, son, for the rest of your days. But you won't be alone. It's gonna haunt me too.
If you stop by, maybe I'll give you peace.
Maybe. Maybe I'll give it to you."
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"This is Mr. Pibb. I asked for a Dr. Pepper.
So?
Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb.
Drink up."
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"Deserve's got nothing to do with it."
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kzizok 5/6/2017 12:49pm
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Can I interest you in a nightcap?

No thanks, I dont wear them.
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GD2 5/7/2017 11:33am
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"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"
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"Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
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GD2 5/7/2017 11:36am
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"What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy?
Well, he taught me to play this here guitar real good.
Oh son, for that you sold your everlasting soul?
Well, I wasn't usin' it."

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Foghorn wrote:
You'd look mighty funny eatin' corn on the cob with no fucking teeth!
look out below wrote:
Jacob Stien from the musicians union.
"I don't believe it.. It's that shitbox dodge again."
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"You girl scouts want to hear a story? Once apon a time there was a magical place where it never rained. The end."
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FLmxer 5/12/2017 7:52pm
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"That kid is back on the god dam escalator again!"

" oh nice its a sailboat"

Second suiter "He wanted to do my girlfriend in a very uncomfortable location"
Suiter#3 "like in the back of a volkswagon bug?"


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2 bowls of split plea suit to go, eh...
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Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.


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dsmith 5/15/2017 2:22pm
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Navin R. Johnson: First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.
look out below 5/15/2017 3:50pm
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FLmxer wrote:
"Cover the freak with the top hat and the basketball" (Raids house) "Alright, tell us everything you know about the freak with the top hat and...
"Cover the freak with the top hat and the basketball"
(Raids house)
"Alright, tell us everything you know about the freak with the top hat and the basketball."
Harry, tell the men its time to shoot the moon.

SHOOOOOT THE MOOOON!

on the radio!!
look out below 5/15/2017 3:52pm
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FLmxer wrote:
"Cover the freak with the top hat and the basketball" (Raids house) "Alright, tell us everything you know about the freak with the top hat and...
"Cover the freak with the top hat and the basketball"
(Raids house)
"Alright, tell us everything you know about the freak with the top hat and the basketball."
Aye man, we're from the finance company, man, and we came to re-process the furniture.

That?

(points to the wire spool table)LaughingLaughing
look out below 5/15/2017 3:54pm
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FLmxer wrote:
"That kid is back on the god dam escalator again!" " oh nice its a sailboat" Second suiter "He wanted to do my girlfriend in a...
"That kid is back on the god dam escalator again!"

" oh nice its a sailboat"

Second suiter "He wanted to do my girlfriend in a very uncomfortable location"
Suiter#3 "like in the back of a volkswagon bug?"


a scooner is a sail boat stupid head.
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FLmxer wrote:
"Cover the freak with the top hat and the basketball" (Raids house) "Alright, tell us everything you know about the freak with the top hat and...
"Cover the freak with the top hat and the basketball"
(Raids house)
"Alright, tell us everything you know about the freak with the top hat and the basketball."
look out below wrote:
Aye man, we're from the finance company, man, and we came to re-process the furniture.

That?

(points to the wire spool table)LaughingLaughing
Smile
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dsmith 5/16/2017 4:36am
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"Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."
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dsmith 5/16/2017 4:37am
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"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listenin' to her enough, or somethin'. I don't know, I wasn't really payin' attention."

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