hi guys...any jokers around here?

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Edited Date/Time 1/23/2012 2:43am
so Gman hooks up with this lady and they head to a motel.

he takes of his shoes and socks and his toes are all messed up...

she says "man your toes look terrible...what happened?"

he says "well I had Tolio when I was a kid...really jacked my toes up"

you mean "Polio"?

nope...Tolio.

she thinks, hmmmm.....

he then takes off his pants and his ankles and knees look terrible..just as bad if not worse.

she says "man...your ankles look terrible and your knees look even worse".

he says..."yea I know, when I was a kid I had a bad case of the Bumps and Kneesles"

she says "you mean the Mumps and Measles"?

he says "nope...the Bumps and Kneesles".

so Gman takes off his shorts and she says "let me guess...Smallcox'?

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7/14/2010 6:33pm
Ok, so why GMan? Dying to know, out of everyone here do you pick him on your first post.
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7/14/2010 6:34pm Edited Date/Time 7/14/2010 6:35pm
Sonny wrote:
Ok, so why GMan? Dying to know, out of everyone here do you pick him on your first post.
yer one of those vitalmx stupid fucks ain't cha?

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7/14/2010 6:36pm
I heard that joke before I had pubes. Bring something newb or STFU.
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7/14/2010 6:57pm
borg wrote:
I heard that joke before I had pubes. Bring something newb or STFU.
sorry man...i tried at least...at least i tried
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7/14/2010 7:22pm
Scotty wrote:
Hi BobbyM!
X2...

boobie pic?
PD441
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7/14/2010 7:31pm
Yo Bobby....I....I mean Peggy.
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7/14/2010 7:56pm
Ok, so now can we lose at least half of the blinking avatars?
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7/14/2010 8:38pm
Bobby said "That water's cold"

Then I said " Yeah, but it ain't deep!"
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7/14/2010 8:42pm
peg leg, have you tried loggin in under your normal name?
peggymx
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7/14/2010 8:53pm Edited Date/Time 7/14/2010 8:54pm
ocscottie wrote:
peg leg, have you tried loggin in under your normal name?
yup...but all you jackoffs still have me penned up while all the other real fuckballs have free reign. and now with an alias...well you know how guyb is.

gotta admit scottie, magoo would call bullshit on this crap...wouldn't he? be true to yerself and magoo bud...s'all you, me or anybody can ask for actuallySmile
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7/14/2010 8:56pm
That was between you and GuyB.

btw: its unlocked
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ocscottie wrote:
That was between you and GuyB.

btw: its unlocked
unless guyb unlocked it i wouldn't feel right using it. Smile
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7/14/2010 8:59pm
Oh for fugg sakes, spermbeard, just use it.
peggymx
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7/14/2010 9:01pm
PD441 wrote:
Oh for fugg sakes, spermbeard, just use it.
fugg that...i already lost one appendage
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7/14/2010 9:03pm
Ill give you a hand and make you use it.

G'night peggy Cool
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7/14/2010 9:09pm
I doubt it's him.

Exploiting Chandler to guilt someone into unbanning you on a message board is a lousy tactic.
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7/14/2010 9:14pm
Grendel wrote:
I doubt it's him.

Exploiting Chandler to guilt someone into unbanning you on a message board is a lousy tactic.
Don't put nothing past Cockbobber it's him.

I'm really Unamused.
peggymx
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7/14/2010 9:17pm
Grendel wrote:
I doubt it's him.

Exploiting Chandler to guilt someone into unbanning you on a message board is a lousy tactic.
G-man wrote:
Don't put nothing past Cockbobber it's him.

I'm really Unamused.
glad girlfriend AC_22 gave you the go ahead to post after hours. she's a good man
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7/14/2010 9:17pm
Grendel wrote:
I doubt it's him.

Exploiting Chandler to guilt someone into unbanning you on a message board is a lousy tactic.
G-man wrote:
Don't put nothing past Cockbobber it's him.

I'm really Unamused.
What's the deal with calling him a "cockbobber" ?.. I f you have a problem with bobby get over it. He's back wether you like it or not!
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7/14/2010 9:19pm
and make believing me and scottie have nothing emotional/personal between us is also ludicrous...dummy
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7/14/2010 9:22pm Edited Date/Time 7/14/2010 9:23pm
peggymx wrote:
and make believing me and scottie have nothing emotional/personal between us is also ludicrous...dummy
So peggy. I see you're from Uranus..lmao LaughingLaughingSillyWhistling
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7/14/2010 9:24pm
You gonna be ok now Booby now that you have your "LIFE" back? LOL Woohoo
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7/14/2010 9:41pm
Hi Peggy
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7/14/2010 9:43pm
Damn tough gettin' that KX500 started....

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