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Oh yeah....DRUGS ARE BAD!
And I will not eat the darn things (portobello type I mean) to this day!
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"Better listen to him, Goon, he's in pre-med. "
mammoth mountain one year....absolute great times.
some the best times and experiences of ones life....shrooms should be mandatory for every citizen at least once
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Smart man! Really had me thinking lately!
They can be a lot of fun, but like any other drug need to be treated with respect and caution.
My friends made fun of me all year for that one.
The first time I had them, the singer in my band picked up a bag.
When I picked her up for rehearsal, she said she had been wanting to try 'shrooms, so she bought a bag and wanted to know if I'd like to try them, too.
Neither of us new how many we were supposed to eat, so we just split the bag.
By the time we got to the studio, we were frying pretty hard, and laughing at everything.
My lead guitarist took one look at us and said, "Did you bring enough mushrooms for everyone?"
I said, "We only had a quarter ounce..."
"You two ate a quarter ounce?!?!"
Rehearsal was cancelled, and our band mates spent the rest of the evening freaking us out in various ways.
Good times.
About 6 years ago, I worked 3rd shift, 9pm to 5am with a couple friends. As was our normal routine, we got out of work, went to my place and started drinking until we could get a 7am tee time. When I got home, there was a package on the table addressed to "Justin Hale". Took me all of about a half second to realize my best friend from high school, who now lives in Eugene and grows mad amounts of ganja had sent me a birthday present.
So, naturally I attack the package like an 8 year old on Christmas morning. As I'm murdering the box with a butter knife, my ole lady comes walking in and says "that better not be wtf I think it is. When's that dipshit friend of yours going to grow the fuck up". Blah blah, I tell her to get lost..
Anyway, inside the box is sealed bag with 3 other sealed bags, each labeled with AK47, cotton candy and something kush and underneath that is a huge bag of shrooms labled with "Eat The HOLE bag with to Frends"
Now, the two guys I worked with were two different types. Jason was single, pretty laid back, and Ryan was uptight and married.
So, I formulate a quick plan: Eat the bag, go golfing.
Jason didn't say anything for a minute, then made some BS excuse, and pretty much bailed on the spot. Ryan, didn't even hesitate and snatched the bag out of my hand and started eating.
With Jason taking off, naturally that left myself and ryan to split the entire bag (little less than 1/2oz). No problem, we've both eaten shrooms before, should be fun. We get through the bag (ryan was actually licking the bag), go to the garage and start playiing ping pong. That lasted about 20 minutes before we fell apart.
For the next two hours, all i could do was try and figure out how we were going to stand up, walk to the front door, get in the car, go to Ryans to pick up his golf clubs, and go golfing.
Brent, a friend of mine, stops by a little after 7am to pick us up. When he walks into the garage, we're ready to go (kinda). I explain to Brent that we have to go to Ryans to get his golf clubs. Brent says, "probably not a good idea, but OK".
So we get to Ryans, he gets out of the car and before he even makes it to the front door, his wife is out the door in his face bitching at him about not calling and letting her know his plans. The whole time, he's standing there smiling at her not saying a word. Then out of no where, he just starts laughing in her face. Then, while laughing uncontrollably, I see him mouth the words "I ate shrooms" to her. No sooner than he finished the sentence, she starts walking really really fast toward the truck. As quick as I can, I lock the door and roll up the window.
She starts beating the shit out of the truck window, screaming (at 7am) "WTF is wrong with you. You guys are grown ass men" followed by a bunch of other cuss words. I about shit my pants. While she's yelling at me, he goes inside and after a minute, she storms inside. Brent says something to the effect that, "he's probably not coming back, lets get the fuck out of here".
So, we start to pull out of the driveway when Ryan comes flying out of the front door with his golf bag screaming GO GO GO. He tosses his clubs in the back of the truck, jumps in and we're out.
We get about 2 blocks away when Brents phone starts blowing up. After a couple missed calls, he finally answers and it's Ryans wife screaming at Brent. She says if he doesn't bring Ryan home right now, she's going to call the cops and we're all going to jail. He hangs up the phone, and says "Your wife is a cunt".
So now, after being bitched at by his wife as she dented the shit out of the truck and her threatening to call the cops, I'm starting to whig out a bit.
Ryan ask's Brent "do you think she's going to call the cops?"
Brent says "dude, she's your wife, what do you think"?
I look back, and Ryan's falling apart.
Brent looks back and says "Relax asshole, what's going to say? "My boyfriend just ate a bunch of mushrooms and went golfing"j
After that, it was all divots lost balls.
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