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The Gospel - American Style

8/24/2012 10:37 AM

From the Rev. James Martin, about the story of the rich young ruler:

1. As Jesus was setting out on a journey, a man ran up to him and knelt before him, and asked, "Good Teacher, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?" 2. And Jesus said to him, "What have you done so far?" 3. And he said to Him, "Well I was born into a wealthy family, got into a good school in Galilee because my parents donated a few thousand talents, and have a high-paying job in the Roman treasury managing risk." 4. Looking at him, Jesus felt a love for him, for the rich young man was blessed, and said to him, "One thing you lack: A bigger house in a gated community in Tiberias. Buy that and you'll be all set. And make sure you get a stone countertop for the kitchen. Those are really nice." The disciples were amazed. 5. Peter asked him, "Lord, shouldn't he sell all his possessions and give it to the poor?" Jesus grew angry. "Get behind me, Satan! He has earned it!" Peter protested, "Lord," he said, "Did this man not have an unjust advantage? What about those who are not born into wealthy families, or who do not have the benefit of a good education, or live in the poorer areas of Galilee, like Nazareth, your own home town?" 6. "Well," said Jesus, "first of all, that's why I left Nazareth. There were too many poor people always asking for charity. They were as numerous as the stars in the sky, and they annoyed me. Second, once people start spending again, like this rich young man, the Galilean economy will inevitably grow, and eventually it will all trickle down to the poor. Blessed are those who are patient! But giving the money away, especially if he can't write it off, is a big fat waste." The disciples' amazement knew no bounds. "But Lord, what about the Scriptures that tell us to care for the widow, for orphans, for the poor, for the sick, for the refugee? What about all the many passages about justice?" 7. "Those are metaphors," said Jesus. "Don't take everything so literally."

8/24/2012 10:50 AM
Edited Date/Time: 8/25/2012 7:54 AM

I've always thought that many of the most 'God fearing' and Bible quoting types, were the most un-Christian people I'd ever encountered.

Something along the lines of, it's easier for a camel to past through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Ring any bells.

I also tend to find that people who tend to quote the Old Testiment almost exclusively, are rogues and cheats. There's not much wriggle room for treating people badly in the New Testiment, and I find that comforting.

E.A.S.S.C. - as fun as it gets.............

8/24/2012 11:24 AM

Finally a Jesus I can buy into. Survival of the fittest. Take care of your own and don't expect others to solve the issues you create. Now that would advance society.

I'm deathly afraid of marriage because statistics suggest 50% of American marriages last forever.

8/24/2012 12:00 PM

jtomasik wrote: Finally a Jesus I can buy into. Survival of the fittest. Take care of your own and don't expect others to solve the issues you create. Now that would advance society.

Not amen, but two out of three's not bad.

8/24/2012 12:22 PM

Whenever someone decides that Jesus is sanctioning their political agenda that is a clear indication that you should stop listening to them.

8/24/2012 12:43 PM

gabrielmalinois wrote: Whenever someone decides that Jesus is sanctioning their political agenda that is a clear indication that you should stop listening to them.

Amen to that. A big problem for too many religious people in this country is filtering their religion through their political ideology, rather than the other way around.

8/24/2012 8:31 PM

jtomasik wrote: Finally a Jesus I can buy into. Survival of the fittest. Take care of your own and don't expect others to solve the issues you create. Now that would advance society.

Maybe you should read the bible then.

If you take away a mans ability to fail, you take away his will to succeed.

You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be.

8/25/2012 3:19 AM

jtomasik wrote: Finally a Jesus I can buy into. Survival of the fittest. Take care of your own and don't expect others to solve the issues you create. Now that would advance society.

UpTiTe wrote: Maybe you should read the bible then.

Satire escapes some people.
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