I went to the bathroom today

That also covers about 90% of the kids that work at fast food joints, only they don't share popcorn. They go to the bathroom, don't wash their hands and then make hamburgers, fries, etc with crap and piss (and who knows what else) all over their hands.

Don't blow my false security. Damn.

bar nuts and bar pretzels. pick your poison.

Ever seen the movie "waiting".

It'll make you rethink eating out.

Two guys from rival colleges enter the restroom together. The first guy, from Haavaad finishes taking his leak and heads to the door. The second guy, from Yale, looks over his shoulder and says "At Yale, they taught us to wash our hands after we use the restroom."

The first guy stops at the door and says, "Well, at Haavaad, they taught us not to piss on our hands."

Feel free to insert your favorite rival entities and retell at will.

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Frankly, I think the whole bacteria thing is overblown.

True story- In college, uh, a friend of mine had a friend who lived down the hall who would visit his dorm room daily and would rifle through his snack drawer and eat whatever he wanted. He got sick of it after a while. One day he took a leak and then dipped a couple Chips Ahoy in the sauce. Then he put them on a napkin and let them dry. Then before the next visit from the mooch, those cookies went into the cookie container as the only two remaining cookies. Mooch gobbled them down, no problem.

He never understood why we called him "Piss Eater" for the rest of his college career.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?

H

We played floor hockey with the frozen patties at McDonalds and then cooked and served em up. Saw more than one mouse end up in the deep fryer too. No wonder I don't eat fast food anymore.

Our society here in America has gone off the hook way too sensitive about germs and bacterias. Its an hysteria bred by the media and the movie industry which is fueled by over protective soccer moms trying to out do eachother in the "I'm a cleaner mom then you" syndrome.

But I do wash my hands...most of time...after I go to the bathroom.

Most of the time I was my hands before I use the bathroom, not after.
Otherwise my junk would get filthy with everything and everywhere my hands have been,,,

Bytor wrote: We played floor hockey with the frozen patties at McDonalds and then cooked and served em up. Saw more than one mouse end up in the deep fryer too. No wonder I don't eat fast food anymore.

I worked as a cook from the time I was 15 all way through college and never once did I or anyone I work with fuck with the food or not wash our hands.

Then again we weren't a bunch of fucking disrespectful idiots you see in kids today...because I think that type of behavior will follow you around for life..

Bytor wrote: We played floor hockey with the frozen patties at McDonalds and then cooked and served em up. Saw more than one mouse end up in the deep fryer too. No wonder I don't eat fast food anymore.

Brad460 wrote: I worked as a cook from the time I was 15 all way through college and never once did I or anyone I work with fuck with the food or not wash our hands.

Then again we weren't a bunch of fucking disrespectful idiots you see in kids today...because I think that type of behavior will follow you around for life..

i agree. i have some good friends that are cooks at decent bars, and they love cooking their food. when they enjoy it, it tastes better. there is still some pride in america

I was in the bathroom at Outback a few weeks ago and there was a boy around 6 years old by himself. While I was washing my hands, he got done and went to leave the bathroom.
I said, young man, wash your hands.
He turns and says what?
I said, after you use the bathroom you wash your hands.
He yells , NO and runs out.
5 minutes later some guy comes walking up to my table with my friends and I in a pissed off manner and asks, what did you say to my kid?
I asked... What? , what did your kid say I said?
He said you was yelling at him in the bathroom.
I said no, He went to leave and I said, young man, wash your hands and he yelled No and ran out.
Now he could have taken this conversation in a few directions, but in true fashion he said, mind your fucking business.
I said, well, it is a restaurant, it is kind of everybody's business.
He said, My kid is none of your business, you don't tell him what to do.
So I stooped to his level and said, Well, teach him some fucking manners and no one will have too.
He said, fuck you, and I called him a dirtbag. Which was really funny because he was wearing a shirt and tie.

Flame on, but in the same situation I would still say something to the kid.

FlickitFlat wrote: I was in the bathroom at Outback a few weeks ago and there was a boy around 6 years old by himself. While I was washing my hands, he got done and went to leave the bathroom.
I said, young man, wash your hands.
He turns and says what?
I said, after you use the bathroom you wash your hands.
He yells , NO and runs out.
5 minutes later some guy comes walking up to my table with my friends and I in a pissed off manner and asks, what did you say to my kid?
I asked... What? , what did your kid say I said?
He said you was yelling at him in the bathroom.
I said no, He went to leave and I said, young man, wash your hands and he yelled No and ran out.
Now he could have taken this conversation in a few directions, but in true fashion he said, mind your fucking business.
I said, well, it is a restaurant, it is kind of everybody's business.
He said, My kid is none of your business, you don't tell him what to do.
So I stooped to his level and said, Well, teach him some fucking manners and no one will have too.
He said, fuck you, and I called him a dirtbag. Which was really funny because he was wearing a shirt and tie.

Flame on, but in the same situation I would still say something to the kid.

Dont feel bad, you did the right thing!

I was at a restaurant in San Francisco having dinner and went in the bathroom to take a piss. As I was walking in a guy came out of the stall after having taken a shit, he was wearing a cooks outfit..and walked out without washing his hands. I watched him walk back into the kitchen!! I F-ing lost it and began yelling to everyone as loudly as possible "the cook didn't wash his hands..the cook didn't wash his hands!!"..I was screaming it to the whole place.....crazy! Funny thing that one Olympic skier was their..Jonny Moseley ..lol..

Bytor wrote: We played floor hockey with the frozen patties at McDonalds and then cooked and served em up. Saw more than one mouse end up in the deep fryer too. No wonder I don't eat fast food anymore.

What is the thought process behind that kind of behavior? What makes someone derive pleasure from being a total asshole?

Mr. G wrote: Don't blow my false security. Damn.

So you are telling someone to not put your penis extension in their mouth!

FlickitFlat wrote: I was in the bathroom at Outback a few weeks ago and there was a boy around 6 years old by himself. While I was washing my hands, he got done and went to leave the bathroom.
I said, young man, wash your hands.
He turns and says what?
I said, after you use the bathroom you wash your hands.
He yells , NO and runs out.
5 minutes later some guy comes walking up to my table with my friends and I in a pissed off manner and asks, what did you say to my kid?
I asked... What? , what did your kid say I said?
He said you was yelling at him in the bathroom.
I said no, He went to leave and I said, young man, wash your hands and he yelled No and ran out.
Now he could have taken this conversation in a few directions, but in true fashion he said, mind your fucking business.
I said, well, it is a restaurant, it is kind of everybody's business.
He said, My kid is none of your business, you don't tell him what to do.
So I stooped to his level and said, Well, teach him some fucking manners and no one will have too.
He said, fuck you, and I called him a dirtbag. Which was really funny because he was wearing a shirt and tie.

Flame on, but in the same situation I would still say something to the kid.

ha..good move.
the main reason to wash hands is to keep from getting colds/flu. Especially this time of the year.
Eating a little poop or pee sprinkles never hurt anyone. Just ask that piss eater from college!

reminds me of larry the cable guy "That woman is so beautiful I would eat her poop! well...not an entire plate full, maybe just a spoon full or two".

I think that you should get with the program and share important info like this thread with your friends by posting it on facebook.

Bytor wrote: We played floor hockey with the frozen patties at McDonalds and then cooked and served em up. Saw more than one mouse end up in the deep fryer too. No wonder I don't eat fast food anymore.

yzthumpa wrote: What is the thought process behind that kind of behavior? What makes someone derive pleasure from being a total asshole?

Moral decay of society I suppose. Someone gave this a job, that he probably needed and should have been thankful for, and he pissed all over them for it by doing shit like this.

And he served that food to someone who paid good money for it and probably did not deserve it.

And he's so proud of himself he would come on here and boast about it.