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12/24/2014 7:28am
My parents stopped by after dinner and as they were about to leave I pointed to a bowl of lotto tickets and said I bought a bunch for each friend or family to take one that stops by during the holidays. My dad grabs one and scratched it off and I see him look at the matching numbers a few times and gets real quiet and walks to my mom and whispers something to her. She starts screaming and screaming. My wife and I ask what happened and they are laughing the hardest I have ever seen out of happiness that they can't talk and crying at the same time. It made us all laugh together hysterically for the longest time but I also was felling so bad. I mean so bad. It said match three amounts and win that amount. They got three matching $10,000 they were ecstatic but on the back in fine print it says call the number to the Easter bunny or send a letter to the tooth ferry. They turned white as a ghost and looked sick and I was worried I might of just gave them a heart attack but then they laughed harder than before. It was a mixture of pure comedy and feeling just horrible. I hope they forgive us some day. lol I can't wait for the next victim. They look so real it's amazing. I wish I caught it on film but I never thought my dad would fall for it. Good times.
Off topic, but if you have a buddy that lives in a subdivision another good one is to get a bunch of junk off the Free section of Craigslist. Put up some signs on the streets a few days before that say "Yard Sale Saturday ---->" He'll think a neighbor is having a yard sale, but the night before, pile all that shit in his yard. Those yard sale people will be banging on the door at 7 a.m. asking him how much he wants for his toaster.
Maybe I'm evil, but I love some good pranks.
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Have a camera rolling on the next victim.
Good luck.
https://youtu.be/y_pF_SXPu9k
Though yesterday, at the mall, I witnessed two women with an out-of-state tag and a handicap placard wheeling into the handicap spot in the crowded lot. They both bounced out of their SUV and started quickly heading into the mall. As soon as I saw them hit the ground, I said loudly, "Really?". They never flinched. So, much louder, I shouted at them, "You are not handicapped!". They must not have heard me, 'cause there was no reaction.
Then my mind started whirring. I really wanted to let the air out of their tires and hang a sign that read, "NOW you're handicapped."
But I didn't. You can't prove a thing.
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