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Sandberm
2/3/2014 9:12am
2/3/2014 9:12am
Edited Date/Time
2/4/2014 5:28pm
SuperFan made an appearance at the sb party I got invited to. I went with the wife to her cousins house to watch the game. Of the 13 adults there and 5 kids under 12, most were the cousins in-laws, people Id never met before.
Anyways, this one dude in his 30's who was the father of 3 of the little kids was Seahawks Superfan. Thats fine, I was rooting for the hawks too and enjoy getting excited at big plays but....this guy YELLED EVERY PLAY. EVERY PLAY! Up an down out of his seat expecting high fives every other play....disputing EVERY call that went against the Hawks...trashtalking the Broncos players through the tv in his best black guy voice(he's white). This guy had the volume up at 10 for four hours.
Towards the end of the game he stopped censoring his language and let loose some four letter bombs in front of the kids(oh well). And then about half way through the 4th quarter he was hitting people up to make the 4 hour drive over to Seattle this morning for some parade he said they were going to have...pointing at each person in attendence at the party, " ARE YOU IN?!!, YOUR IN RIGHT? WE BE GOING TO SEA-TOWN TOMOROW!"
Fuck me. At the start of the 4 quarter with the game a blow out I was begging my wife to go home. She offered the keys to the car to me but I was in no mood to risk my 5 beer buzz on a dui. I spent the rest of the game out of the tv room, off to the side in the appetizer area harrassing his obnoxious loud kids, succesfully making one of them cry.
You might be saying to yourself, "Sandberm, was this guy drunk or something?" NO!!!....HE WAS SLAMMING BOTTLED WATERS TO KEEP HIS VOICE FRESH!!!!! I shit you not.
Now I have a headache which in part is due to the nasty made in Eugene Oregon Ningkase beer I was drinking and no doubt some credit goes to volume ten Seahawks superfan.
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Anyways, this one dude in his 30's who was the father of 3 of the little kids was Seahawks Superfan. Thats fine, I was rooting for the hawks too and enjoy getting excited at big plays but....this guy YELLED EVERY PLAY. EVERY PLAY! Up an down out of his seat expecting high fives every other play....disputing EVERY call that went against the Hawks...trashtalking the Broncos players through the tv in his best black guy voice(he's white). This guy had the volume up at 10 for four hours.
Towards the end of the game he stopped censoring his language and let loose some four letter bombs in front of the kids(oh well). And then about half way through the 4th quarter he was hitting people up to make the 4 hour drive over to Seattle this morning for some parade he said they were going to have...pointing at each person in attendence at the party, " ARE YOU IN?!!, YOUR IN RIGHT? WE BE GOING TO SEA-TOWN TOMOROW!"
Fuck me. At the start of the 4 quarter with the game a blow out I was begging my wife to go home. She offered the keys to the car to me but I was in no mood to risk my 5 beer buzz on a dui. I spent the rest of the game out of the tv room, off to the side in the appetizer area harrassing his obnoxious loud kids, succesfully making one of them cry.
You might be saying to yourself, "Sandberm, was this guy drunk or something?" NO!!!....HE WAS SLAMMING BOTTLED WATERS TO KEEP HIS VOICE FRESH!!!!! I shit you not.
Now I have a headache which in part is due to the nasty made in Eugene Oregon Ningkase beer I was drinking and no doubt some credit goes to volume ten Seahawks superfan.
@grumpyoldsandberm
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Anyways, me and a bunch of people went to this seedy little bar, because they were having some awesome deals during the game. By kickoff, the bar was packed. Unfortunately, a bronco's superfan was there annoying the shit out of everyone, finally after halftime, we left and went to the bar right next door. Needless to say, start of the 4th quarter superfan and his chubby woman came walking into the new bar we were at. Supposedly, the other bar kicked him out, because of the way he was acting. Since then I won't go to bars or party's anymore because of superfans. There's always gotta be one it seems like!
Went to a local bar hear in the DR and it was a mixed crowd of Bronco fans and Seahawk fans. Stayed until the middle of the 3rd quarter then went home as most everyone was bailing out about that time anyway.
At least that's what a little cuckoo bird told me.......
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