Hey Peely (Utah redeems itself)

Remember how I said Utah sucked because I got no chive ons in the SLC airport? Well I went on a hiking trip in Yosemite (yea, during the fire, big whoop, want to fight about it?) and hiked to the top of Half Dome, when someone from SLC I met on the trail goes "A chive shirt? No way! I almost wore my BFM. Here! Take a swig of my Jack Daniels, it'll look awesome! Couldn't look more 'Merican unless you had a cheeseburger in the other hand!" Best tasting whiskey of my life even though I hate Jack.