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Hells Angels vs. Peta

DirtyFilter75

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1/18/2010 7:52 AM
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Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally



Posted on January 07, 2010. Tags: activists, Animal Activists, blood, fur, motorcycle gangs, motorcycle rally, peta, protesters

Posted by Fuzzy Duffy

Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally



Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.



“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”



The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”



According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.



“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”



“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”



Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”



Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.



“That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”



When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

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J.F.S

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1/18/2010 8:01 AM
Edited Date/Time: 1/18/2010 8:01 AM

Brave! That takes some balls.

Hman144

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1/18/2010 8:12 AM

Sounds like an Onion piece.

I'm originally from the Johnstown area by the way, and let me assure you there are no motorcycle rallies in January.

Second time our little hamlet has been in the Non-Moto section in the last few days. Remember that video of John Murtha? He's our Congressman. Sheesh.

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1/18/2010 8:21 AM

Hman144 wrote: Sounds like an Onion piece.

I'm originally from the Johnstown area by the way, and let me assure you there are no motorcycle rallies in January.

Second time our little hamlet has been in the Non-Moto section in the last few days. Remember that video of John Murtha? He's our Congressman. Sheesh.

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exactly...but, it would be funny to see these activist going after a biker gang with paint filled balloons. Unfortunately, those guys would do much worse things to the protesters than fart on their faces and piss on them. Much worse.

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1/18/2010 8:58 AM

“That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.” When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

LOL

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1/18/2010 9:15 AM

Hman144 wrote: Sounds like an Onion piece.

I'm originally from the Johnstown area by the way, and let me assure you there are no motorcycle rallies in January.

Second time our little hamlet has been in the Non-Moto section in the last few days. Remember that video of John Murtha? He's our Congressman. Sheesh.

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Humorous rightwing chain email.

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1/18/2010 12:30 PM

that was still a great story.. those people think they can act they way they do with no repercussions.. If thats true, they fucked with the wrong people.

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1/18/2010 12:32 PM

and btw, i dont mean its great that theyre missing, that sucks, but i would entirely say that getting duct taped to a tree was fair after they threw balloons filled with whatever while these fellas were riding. That could really fuck some one up and hurt them or others.

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1/18/2010 12:55 PM

If this is true how stupid do you have to be to throw anything at a biker gang? Let alone yell at em?

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1/18/2010 12:55 PM

the farting on thier heads was the best. comedy gold.

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1/18/2010 1:16 PM

fencepost wrote: If this is true how stupid do you have to be to throw anything at a biker gang? Let alone yell at em?

I saw a drunk guy pinch a bikers ass at a bar once. There are plenty of idiots out there.

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1/18/2010 2:21 PM

fencepost wrote: If this is true how stupid do you have to be to throw anything at a biker gang? Let alone yell at em?

Of course it isn't true.

It's just another bullshit rightwing parable.

I report, you decide.

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1/18/2010 2:38 PM

NachoDaddy wrote: Of course it isn't true.

It's just another bullshit rightwing parable.

Nacho I am heading to AL on Monday. I am looking forward to relocating to the area! I can't wait!!!

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1/18/2010 4:35 PM

I saw that thread. Congrats on the new gig. You'll like Pell City. It's on a lake, and Mill Creek MX Park is only a few miles from downtown PC. Mill Creek is my second-favorite Alabama track.

Holla when you get settled. I know this state like the back of my hand, and I can give you the lowdown on some of the MX tracks around here.

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1/18/2010 5:22 PM

OH MAN! That's some funny stuff!
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