Posts
6185
Joined
8/27/2006
Location
Acworth, GA
US
Ghosts
Upgrade to enjoy this feature!
Vital MX fantasy is free to play, but paid users have great benefits. Paid member benefits:
- View and download rider stats
- Pick trends
- Create a private league
- And more!
Only $10 for all 2024 SX, MX, and SMX series (regularly $30).
The Shop
Ghost Sex
A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?
Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, over all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
Ahmed replied, "From way back there I thought you said Goats."
Like the ghost of a coach that crashed at the bottom of the hill in the 1700s and everyone including the horses died, and it can be heard some nights. The village pub haunted by a bar maid that killed herself in the 1600s and haunts the pub, the hook she hung herself off is still above the bar. You can hear the soldiers from the battle of Edgehill (fucking awesome motocross track on the battlefield now though) marching through the village on the way back to Warwick. Nice stories and historically it all happened, but no one has ever seen anything in regards to ghosts.
I'm not saying they don't exist, and i've experienced some weird things in this house (it's built on a Anglo Saxon burial ground) but i'm just not sure.
Pit Row
I think the holy spirit is trying to tell you something...
maybe you should stop masturbating so the devil doesn't have that foothold to skew your spiritual perceptions.
Post a reply to: Ghosts