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MR. X
10/21/2016 9:22am
10/21/2016 9:22am
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife , day and night , when you're not around. In fact , more than you. I'm not getting any at home , but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
The man , anguished and betrayed , went into his bedroom , grabbed his gun , and without a word , shot his wife and killed her.
A few minutes later , a second text came in :
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi" , not "wife".
The man , anguished and betrayed , went into his bedroom , grabbed his gun , and without a word , shot his wife and killed her.
A few minutes later , a second text came in :
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi" , not "wife".
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