Funny movie lines

TriRacer27
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4/2/2013 12:26pm
"I was born a poor black child" - Steve Martin (The Jerk).
txmxer wrote:
The CANS! He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!
The phonebook is here! I'm somebody!
Shiftfaced
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4/2/2013 2:02pm
"I've got two words for you: SHUT THE FUCK UP."

Robert DeNiro to Charles Grodin in Midnight Run.

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SlingShot
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4/2/2013 3:19pm
"Mike, you shoulda played those kings."
SEEMEFIRST
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4/2/2013 10:30pm
Oh boys, look what I have here!

Well that's that uppity n****r that hit me in the haed with a shovel.

Them schnitzengrubers will fuck you up.

A wed wose, how womantic.

Pardon me while I whip this out.

Got damn, we nearly lost a $700.00 hand car.

Head them off at the pass?

Sorry about the "up yours, n****r".
Shiftfaced
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4/3/2013 7:47am Edited Date/Time 4/3/2013 7:48am
"Double baco-cheese. It's for a cop."

"Sir, I am not sure that we even have "litre' soda".

"Car "Ram-Rod", say it. Say "Car Ram-Rod.""
Vet57
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4/5/2013 5:23am
MR. BLUTARSKY... ZERO POINT ZERO.
Miscreant317
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4/5/2013 6:24am
Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey: So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
thesadguy
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4/5/2013 9:09am
OH, I'M SORRY, DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION?!?!
4/5/2013 3:02pm
Vet57 wrote:
MR. BLUTARSKY... ZERO POINT ZERO.
Face it Flounder, you threw up ON Dean Wormer.

There is nothing funnier than the horse scene.
4/5/2013 3:03pm
SEEMEFIRST wrote:
Oh boys, look what I have here! Well that's that uppity n****r that hit me in the haed with a shovel. Them schnitzengrubers will fuck you...
Oh boys, look what I have here!

Well that's that uppity n****r that hit me in the haed with a shovel.

Them schnitzengrubers will fuck you up.

A wed wose, how womantic.

Pardon me while I whip this out.

Got damn, we nearly lost a $700.00 hand car.

Head them off at the pass?

Sorry about the "up yours, n****r".
Hey Where all da white women at??

Best comedy movie ever!!
Vet57
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4/6/2013 5:36am
What the hell is a Vic Damone?
How the hell an ltalian get a fine black woman like that? The timeless hits of Vic Damone...
He can't sing. Only reason she married him 'cause he got money. Takin' all our sisters....























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