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You're trying to use logic in your post and 4stroke doesn't appreciate logic! (FACT)
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I quote clerks daily, and no one gets my humor.72kiteboarder wrote: Those are not Lines. A line would be:
Jaws - We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Clerks - Thirty seven?
Animal House - Was it over when the germans bombed pear harbor?
You get the point.
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Shhhh! That's G-14 classified!pitbike502 wrote: Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
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Go for it! Don't let a little thing like fear, or common sense hold you back.
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Mongo ain't exactly a who, he's more of a what.SEEMEFIRST wrote: What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on? I'm trying to get a little track laid and you guys are down here dancin' around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.
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Are we awake?SEEMEFIRST wrote: What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on? I'm trying to get a little track laid and you guys are down here dancin' around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.
72kiteboarder wrote: Mongo ain't exactly a who, he's more of a what.
Go for it! Don't let a little thing like fear, or common sense hold you back.
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FML really? Jesus you people will complain about anything, Ok funny movie scenes. Now erase your bootleg attempt at being funny and post up funny MOVIE SCENES.72kiteboarder wrote: Those are not Lines. A line would be:
Jaws - We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Clerks - Thirty seven?
Animal House - Was it over when the germans bombed pear harbor?
You get the point.
You're trying to use logic in your post and 4stroke doesn't appreciate logic! (FACT)
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Hedley Lamar- We spare the women?SEEMEFIRST wrote: What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on? I'm trying to get a little track laid and you guys are down here dancin' around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.
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Funniest movie ever!GREEN wrote: Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Scottish. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Scotsman!
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One of my all time favorite lines!TerryK wrote: -You a bounty hunter?
- Man's gotta make a living somehow.
-Dyin' aint much of a livin' boy.
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Matthes. He's SO Hot this year. Matthes.
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Definition: A loser, poser, lame-ass. One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.
One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return. A fuckin 'tard.
Usage: Slang
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That's funny. I quote it too. Especially the "Dr Jones" and "Dingle Berry" lines.look out below wrote: I quote clerks daily, and no one gets my humor.
Dante-Hey do you see any more balls down there?
Jay-Yeah just about the biggest pair you've ever seen dingle berry!
Old guy- Hey have you seen a set of keys?
Randal- No time for love Dr. Jones.
Old guy- fuckin asshole
Part of Speech: Noun
Definition: A loser, poser, lame-ass. One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.
One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return. A fuckin 'tard.
Usage: Slang
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Definition: A loser, poser, lame-ass. One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.
One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return. A fuckin 'tard.
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