Funny movie lines

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7/20/2012 9:31pm Edited Date/Time 4/6/2013 5:36am
Since their's all this negativity around us I thought maybe a few funny lines from movies might get everyone smiling. These are a couple of my favorites


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7/20/2012 9:45pm
Those are not Lines. A line would be:

Jaws - We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Clerks - Thirty seven?

Animal House - Was it over when the germans bombed pear harbor?

You get the point.
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7/20/2012 10:06pm
Doctor.

Doctor.

Doctor.

Doctor.
7/20/2012 10:29pm
Those are not Lines. A line would be: Jaws - We're gonna need a bigger boat. Clerks - Thirty seven? Animal House - Was it over...
Those are not Lines. A line would be:

Jaws - We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Clerks - Thirty seven?

Animal House - Was it over when the germans bombed pear harbor?

You get the point.
I quote clerks daily, and no one gets my humor.

Dante-Hey do you see any more balls down there?
Jay-Yeah just about the biggest pair you've ever seen dingle berry!

Woohoo

Old guy- Hey have you seen a set of keys?
Randal- No time for love Dr. Jones.
Old guy- fuckin asshole
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7/20/2012 10:37pm
Yeah, anytime I see or hear some kissing ass/sucking up to the boss, I simply say: Thirty Seven? I get strange looks. But I get me so it is all good.

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What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on? I'm trying to get a little track laid and you guys are down here dancin' around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.
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7/21/2012 1:05am
SEEMEFIRST wrote:
What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on? I'm trying to get a little track laid and you guys are down here...
What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on? I'm trying to get a little track laid and you guys are down here dancin' around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.
Mongo ain't exactly a who, he's more of a what.
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7/21/2012 1:38am
SEEMEFIRST wrote:
What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on? I'm trying to get a little track laid and you guys are down here...
What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on? I'm trying to get a little track laid and you guys are down here dancin' around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.
Mongo ain't exactly a who, he's more of a what.
Are we awake?
That depends, are we black?


Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes!
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Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?
Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.
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7/21/2012 9:09am
Those are not Lines. A line would be: Jaws - We're gonna need a bigger boat. Clerks - Thirty seven? Animal House - Was it over...
Those are not Lines. A line would be:

Jaws - We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Clerks - Thirty seven?

Animal House - Was it over when the germans bombed pear harbor?

You get the point.
FML really? Jesus you people will complain about anything, Ok funny movie scenes. Now erase your bootleg attempt at being funny and post up funny MOVIE SCENES.GrinningGrinningGrinning
7/21/2012 9:52am
"I was born a poor black child" - Steve Martin (The Jerk).
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Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules - The big lebowski
7/21/2012 11:20am
SEEMEFIRST wrote:
What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on? I'm trying to get a little track laid and you guys are down here...
What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on? I'm trying to get a little track laid and you guys are down here dancin' around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.
Hedley Lamar- We spare the women?
Taggard--No we rape the shit out of em at the number six dance afterwards!

My favorite movie.

They said you was hung-
And they was right!!
7/21/2012 11:21am
Gee Mr lamar, you use your tounge prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
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7/21/2012 7:40pm Edited Date/Time 7/21/2012 7:42pm
-You a bounty hunter?

- Man's gotta make a living somehow.

-Dyin' aint much of a livin' boy.

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TerryK wrote:
-You a bounty hunter? - Man's gotta make a living somehow. -Dyin' aint much of a livin' boy. [img]http://s1.hubimg.com/u/2276020_f520.jpg[/img]
-You a bounty hunter?

- Man's gotta make a living somehow.

-Dyin' aint much of a livin' boy.

One of my all time favorite lines!
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It's NOT a tumour.
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"Seriously, your Jeff Goldblum impression almost made me pee my pants."
"Ah, I wish!"

"Even if they knew who we were, how could they find us?"
"Heat seaking missiles. Blood hounds. Foxes. Barracudas."
"You know I'm a little flabbergasted when you say things like that man."
"Thanks."
"Not a compliment"
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7/22/2012 10:17am
"You shouldn't be out here Doc, you should be in town in bed."

Doc Holiday, "Wyatt Earp is my friend and I am here to support him."

" I have all kinds of friends. "

Doc Holiday, " I don't."
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"Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

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Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.
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"I've seen shit that'll turn you white!"

7/22/2012 1:35pm
"GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER... LETS JUST CALL IT EVEN AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE MAN!"


Pretty much any line he had in that movie was golden.
7/22/2012 1:37pm Edited Date/Time 7/22/2012 1:38pm
I quote clerks daily, and no one gets my humor. Dante-Hey do you see any more balls down there? Jay-Yeah just about the biggest pair you've...
I quote clerks daily, and no one gets my humor.

Dante-Hey do you see any more balls down there?
Jay-Yeah just about the biggest pair you've ever seen dingle berry!

Woohoo

Old guy- Hey have you seen a set of keys?
Randal- No time for love Dr. Jones.
Old guy- fuckin asshole
That's funny. I quote it too. Especially the "Dr Jones" and "Dingle Berry" lines.

Nobody ever gets it.

My all-time favorite movie BTW. 2nd place goes to the movie I quoted above.
7/22/2012 1:42pm
You got a real sense of humor if you can tell me what movies these awesome lines came out of .... it's pretty much the best movie youve never seen.

"I bet your one of those slick cats that thinks he can get by with a wink and a smile"

[wink]

"And what about the smile"

"I am smiling"



another from the same movie...

"I bet you your sweet ass and half a titie..."


and last but far from least...

"Gloria I know thats you and I dont even have to look, how bout I send your ass back down to Compton where Compton-P can show you his hot ass coat hangars, would ya like that bitch? Huh? Would you like that!"
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7/23/2012 8:23am
Anything from the movie Hangover.

"Paging Dr. Fagot"
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7/23/2012 8:29am
JW381 wrote:
"Seriously, your Jeff Goldblum impression almost made me pee my pants." "Ah, I wish!" "Even if they knew who we were, how could they find us?"...
"Seriously, your Jeff Goldblum impression almost made me pee my pants."
"Ah, I wish!"

"Even if they knew who we were, how could they find us?"
"Heat seaking missiles. Blood hounds. Foxes. Barracudas."
"You know I'm a little flabbergasted when you say things like that man."
"Thanks."
"Not a compliment"
Man, fuck Jeff Goldbloom!

hilarious movie.

So, this is the product of baby fucking?
It's the apex of the vortex of joint technology.
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7/23/2012 2:23pm
JW381 wrote:
"Seriously, your Jeff Goldblum impression almost made me pee my pants." "Ah, I wish!" "Even if they knew who we were, how could they find us?"...
"Seriously, your Jeff Goldblum impression almost made me pee my pants."
"Ah, I wish!"

"Even if they knew who we were, how could they find us?"
"Heat seaking missiles. Blood hounds. Foxes. Barracudas."
"You know I'm a little flabbergasted when you say things like that man."
"Thanks."
"Not a compliment"
bsm121 wrote:
Man, fuck Jeff Goldbloom!

hilarious movie.

So, this is the product of baby fucking?
It's the apex of the vortex of joint technology.
"Do you know what today is?"
"Tuesday?"
"Today's my cat's birthday."
"I'm sorry, did we let him out or something, I don't see a cat?"
"Well that's because he died 5 months ago, now who's the funny guy? I always get up extra early on his birthday and make him his favorite cake."
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7/23/2012 2:24pm
"The older the berry the sweeter the juice."
"Man, it's 'the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice'"
"Yeah, she black as a muh fucka too."
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