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4stroke4DWIN

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7/20/2012 9:31 PM

Since their's all this negativity around us I thought maybe a few funny lines from movies might get everyone smiling. These are a couple of my favorites


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72kiteboarder

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7/20/2012 9:45 PM

Those are not Lines. A line would be:

Jaws - We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Clerks - Thirty seven?

Animal House - Was it over when the germans bombed pear harbor?

You get the point.

pitbike502

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7/20/2012 10:06 PM

Doctor.

Doctor.

Doctor.

Doctor.

look out below

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7/20/2012 10:29 PM

72kiteboarder wrote: Those are not Lines. A line would be:

Jaws - We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Clerks - Thirty seven?

Animal House - Was it over when the germans bombed pear harbor?

You get the point.

I quote clerks daily, and no one gets my humor.

Dante-Hey do you see any more balls down there?
Jay-Yeah just about the biggest pair you've ever seen dingle berry!



Old guy- Hey have you seen a set of keys?
Randal- No time for love Dr. Jones.
Old guy- fuckin asshole

72kiteboarder

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7/20/2012 10:37 PM

Yeah, anytime I see or hear some kissing ass/sucking up to the boss, I simply say: Thirty Seven? I get strange looks. But I get me so it is all good.

72kiteboarder

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7/20/2012 10:39 PM

pitbike502 wrote: Doctor.

Doctor.

Doctor.

Doctor.

Shhhh! That's G-14 classified!

GREEN

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7/20/2012 10:55 PM

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

GREEN

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7/20/2012 10:56 PM

We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

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7/21/2012 12:50 AM

What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on? I'm trying to get a little track laid and you guys are down here dancin' around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

Go for it! Don't let a little thing like fear, or common sense hold you back.

72kiteboarder

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7/21/2012 1:05 AM

SEEMEFIRST wrote: What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on? I'm trying to get a little track laid and you guys are down here dancin' around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

Mongo ain't exactly a who, he's more of a what.

SEEMEFIRST

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7/21/2012 1:38 AM

SEEMEFIRST wrote: What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on? I'm trying to get a little track laid and you guys are down here dancin' around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

72kiteboarder wrote: Mongo ain't exactly a who, he's more of a what.

Are we awake?
That depends, are we black?


Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes!

Go for it! Don't let a little thing like fear, or common sense hold you back.

borg

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7/21/2012 6:58 AM

Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?
Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.

4stroke4DWIN

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7/21/2012 9:09 AM

72kiteboarder wrote: Those are not Lines. A line would be:

Jaws - We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Clerks - Thirty seven?

Animal House - Was it over when the germans bombed pear harbor?

You get the point.

FML really? Jesus you people will complain about anything, Ok funny movie scenes. Now erase your bootleg attempt at being funny and post up funny MOVIE SCENES.

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Motocross83

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7/21/2012 9:52 AM

"I was born a poor black child" - Steve Martin (The Jerk).

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7/21/2012 10:55 AM

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules - The big lebowski

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

look out below

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7/21/2012 11:20 AM

SEEMEFIRST wrote: What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on? I'm trying to get a little track laid and you guys are down here dancin' around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

Hedley Lamar- We spare the women?
Taggard--No we rape the shit out of em at the number six dance afterwards!

My favorite movie.

They said you was hung-
And they was right!!

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7/21/2012 11:21 AM

Gee Mr lamar, you use your tounge prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

uk125250

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7/21/2012 3:59 PM

GREEN wrote: Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

Funniest movie ever!

TerryK

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7/21/2012 7:40 PM
Edited Date/Time: 7/21/2012 7:42 PM

-You a bounty hunter?

- Man's gotta make a living somehow.

-Dyin' aint much of a livin' boy.



Chuck Norris is 1/8th Scottish. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Scotsman!

72kiteboarder

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7/21/2012 9:49 PM

TerryK wrote: -You a bounty hunter?

- Man's gotta make a living somehow.

-Dyin' aint much of a livin' boy.

One of my all time favorite lines!

Mr. G

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7/22/2012 1:05 AM

It's NOT a tumour.

JW381

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7/22/2012 8:16 AM

"Seriously, your Jeff Goldblum impression almost made me pee my pants."
"Ah, I wish!"

"Even if they knew who we were, how could they find us?"
"Heat seaking missiles. Blood hounds. Foxes. Barracudas."
"You know I'm a little flabbergasted when you say things like that man."
"Thanks."
"Not a compliment"

Osama Bin Mixin - Head of the 2-stroke Taliban

TX24

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7/22/2012 10:17 AM

"You shouldn't be out here Doc, you should be in town in bed."

Doc Holiday, "Wyatt Earp is my friend and I am here to support him."

" I have all kinds of friends. "

Doc Holiday, " I don't."

Racer92

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7/22/2012 11:46 AM

"Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

"The public sucks. Fuck hope." ~ George Carlin

TeamGreen

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7/22/2012 11:54 AM

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

Dave "Ozzy" Osterman quote..."You finish in the Top Ten -OR- You Don't Eat!"
I heard him say it. He can't deny it.

Racer92

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7/22/2012 12:06 PM

"I've seen shit that'll turn you white!"

"The public sucks. Fuck hope." ~ George Carlin

Jabroni

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7/22/2012 1:35 PM

"GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER... LETS JUST CALL IT EVEN AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE MAN!"


Pretty much any line he had in that movie was golden.

Part of Speech: Noun

Definition: A loser, poser, lame-ass. One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return. A fuckin 'tard.


Usage: Slang

Jabroni

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7/22/2012 1:37 PM
Edited Date/Time: 7/22/2012 1:38 PM

look out below wrote: I quote clerks daily, and no one gets my humor.

Dante-Hey do you see any more balls down there?
Jay-Yeah just about the biggest pair you've ever seen dingle berry!



Old guy- Hey have you seen a set of keys?
Randal- No time for love Dr. Jones.
Old guy- fuckin asshole

That's funny. I quote it too. Especially the "Dr Jones" and "Dingle Berry" lines.

Nobody ever gets it.

My all-time favorite movie BTW. 2nd place goes to the movie I quoted above.

Part of Speech: Noun

Definition: A loser, poser, lame-ass. One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return. A fuckin 'tard.


Usage: Slang

Jabroni

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7/22/2012 1:42 PM

You got a real sense of humor if you can tell me what movies these awesome lines came out of .... it's pretty much the best movie youve never seen.

"I bet your one of those slick cats that thinks he can get by with a wink and a smile"

[wink]

"And what about the smile"

"I am smiling"



another from the same movie...

"I bet you your sweet ass and half a titie..."


and last but far from least...

"Gloria I know thats you and I dont even have to look, how bout I send your ass back down to Compton where Compton-P can show you his hot ass coat hangars, would ya like that bitch? Huh? Would you like that!"

Part of Speech: Noun

Definition: A loser, poser, lame-ass. One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return. A fuckin 'tard.


Usage: Slang

motosmith

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7/23/2012 8:23 AM

Anything from the movie Hangover.

"Paging Dr. Fagot"
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