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7/20/2012 9:31pm
7/20/2012 9:31pm
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Since their's all this negativity around us I thought maybe a few funny lines from movies might get everyone smiling. These are a couple of my favorites
Jaws - We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Clerks - Thirty seven?
Animal House - Was it over when the germans bombed pear harbor?
You get the point.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Dante-Hey do you see any more balls down there?
Jay-Yeah just about the biggest pair you've ever seen dingle berry!
Old guy- Hey have you seen a set of keys?
Randal- No time for love Dr. Jones.
Old guy- fuckin asshole
The Shop
That depends, are we black?
Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes!
Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.
Taggard--No we rape the shit out of em at the number six dance afterwards!
My favorite movie.
They said you was hung-
And they was right!!
- Man's gotta make a living somehow.
-Dyin' aint much of a livin' boy.
"Ah, I wish!"
"Even if they knew who we were, how could they find us?"
"Heat seaking missiles. Blood hounds. Foxes. Barracudas."
"You know I'm a little flabbergasted when you say things like that man."
"Thanks."
"Not a compliment"
Pit Row
Doc Holiday, "Wyatt Earp is my friend and I am here to support him."
" I have all kinds of friends. "
Doc Holiday, " I don't."
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.
Pretty much any line he had in that movie was golden.
Nobody ever gets it.
My all-time favorite movie BTW. 2nd place goes to the movie I quoted above.
"I bet your one of those slick cats that thinks he can get by with a wink and a smile"
[wink]
"And what about the smile"
"I am smiling"
another from the same movie...
"I bet you your sweet ass and half a titie..."
and last but far from least...
"Gloria I know thats you and I dont even have to look, how bout I send your ass back down to Compton where Compton-P can show you his hot ass coat hangars, would ya like that bitch? Huh? Would you like that!"
"Paging Dr. Fagot"
hilarious movie.
So, this is the product of baby fucking?
It's the apex of the vortex of joint technology.
"Tuesday?"
"Today's my cat's birthday."
"I'm sorry, did we let him out or something, I don't see a cat?"
"Well that's because he died 5 months ago, now who's the funny guy? I always get up extra early on his birthday and make him his favorite cake."
"Man, it's 'the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice'"
"Yeah, she black as a muh fucka too."
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