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Chick in Progressive Ads ?

9/22/2009 11:38 AM


Do you find HER creepy, horrific and umm, prompting shrinkage - or does she

somehow arouse some delectable sexual fantasies, within your insurance - premium

thought-process.


http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2008/10/1020progressive.html


Me ? In my nightmares, she's coming at me in the carnival fun-house, over-done lipstick

gnawing on a serrated knife that glistens back teeth-whitener. Her maniacal stare is

accompanied by an obscure Nine-inch Nails track....Policy turned down.

9/22/2009 11:45 AM

I think she's kinda hot






This great Nation will endure as it has endured, will revive and will prosper. So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. - FDR




"Grant money is not pork" - Rep Allen West

9/22/2009 11:46 AM

Someone posted some pictures of her in a thread over in moto a while back and she actually looked pretty good.

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."

* Maj. Gen. James Mattis

9/22/2009 11:46 AM

attractive in a, i-would-never-normally-find-a-chick-like-her-attractive sort of way.

9/22/2009 11:47 AM

I think she is prego in some of the Ads, which I think is cute. The ad works, you are thinking about her.

9/22/2009 11:47 AM

Ummm no...

9/22/2009 11:49 AM

flarider wrote: I think she's kinda hot


ha ha ha ha ha.... Me too.

9/22/2009 11:50 AM





This great Nation will endure as it has endured, will revive and will prosper. So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. - FDR




"Grant money is not pork" - Rep Allen West

9/22/2009 11:54 AM
Edited Date/Time: 9/22/2009 11:55 AM

Rupe, with all due respect, the majority of those you are asking here only require it have a vag, and that it's breathing. But I find her kinda cute.

Go for it! Don't let a little thing like fear, or common sense hold you back.

9/22/2009 11:57 AM

I am eagerly awaiting her sex video that will rocket her to stardom!!!

ΚΑΤΑ ΤΟΝ ΔΑΙΜΟΝΑ ΕΑΥΤΟΥ

9/22/2009 11:59 AM

SEEMEFIRST wrote: Rupe, with all due respect, the majority of those you are asking here only require it have a vag, and that it's breathing. But I find her kinda cute.



HAR.


You're requesting broad coverage then, sir ?

9/22/2009 12:01 PM

flarider wrote: I think she's kinda hot


x2 and I don't know why. Must be the motohead talk.

9/22/2009 12:02 PM

I find her kinda hot, in a "She's a little dingy, maybe I got a shot" kinda ways.

9/22/2009 12:04 PM

SEEMEFIRST wrote: Rupe, with all due respect, the majority of those you are asking here only require it have a vag, and that it's breathing. But I find her kinda cute.

Rupert X wrote:

HAR.


You're requesting broad coverage then, sir ?

Uh huh...

Go for it! Don't let a little thing like fear, or common sense hold you back.

9/22/2009 12:10 PM

I think I figured it out what it is that intrigues me about her. She reminds me of that chick "there was this one time... at band camp..."

9/22/2009 12:12 PM

I am partial to the e-insurance girl myself

“If I remember how this worked, you’d put a side on, and then you’d go and have something to eat, and then you’d put another side on.” … Mick Jagger

9/22/2009 12:13 PM

9/22/2009 12:15 PM

I meant...

OUCH!



9/22/2009 12:36 PM

I was going to say something about her face but Geeze just ruined the thought ..... in a good way.

9/22/2009 12:40 PM

SEEMEFIRST wrote: Rupe, with all due respect, the majority of those you are asking here only require it have a vag, and that it's breathing. But I find her kinda cute.

Breathing is a plus...but not necessary.

The message posted above is most likely my opinion and shouldn't be taken as fact....

9/22/2009 12:44 PM

huck wrote: Breathing is a plus...but not necessary.

Huck's a Necrophiliac?

9/22/2009 12:46 PM

SEEMEFIRST wrote: Rupe, with all due respect, the majority of those you are asking here only require it have a vag, and that it's breathing. But I find her kinda cute.

huck wrote: Breathing is a plus...but not necessary.

Dude, I was trying to give the illusion that you had at least a modicum of self respect.

Go for it! Don't let a little thing like fear, or common sense hold you back.

9/22/2009 12:47 PM

motogeezer wrote: I meant...

OUCH!



Would you?

9/22/2009 12:50 PM

motogeezer wrote: I meant...

OUCH!



ProMed wrote: Would you?

Well.....














yeah.

9/22/2009 1:02 PM

motogeezer wrote: I meant...

OUCH!





My premiums have just been enlarged.

She has that kinky, lightly retarded " I will bonk you then slice your

testicles with a paring knife, dropping your nads

into a steamy, oiled wok and stir-fry them with bok-choi & ginger-sauce-look."




Not entirely unappealing, yet highly charged with sweaty fear.

9/22/2009 1:27 PM

I'm guessing a photoshop job there, but it makesfor a nice image.

Go for it! Don't let a little thing like fear, or common sense hold you back.

9/22/2009 1:45 PM

She's got that "end of a night drinking, breakfast at the truck stop, flirty but slightly sleezy waitress" thing going on.

I got a couple college aged memories about that kind of girl and what she can do to you. I would bang her in a heartbeat.

My wife calls you guys the Yahoos.

9/22/2009 2:53 PM

I think Progressive stole her whole image from the Diner Dash chick named Flo...

and btw, dont ever show the Diner Dash games to any woman in your life. They will never get off your computer!!!!



"I'm allergic to peanuts. Mainly the kind with salmonella"

9/22/2009 4:59 PM

"You're either with us, or against us"

9/22/2009 5:04 PM

as long as she's warm and has at least one operational orifice. It's on!

ΚΑΤΑ ΤΟΝ ΔΑΙΜΟΝΑ ΕΑΥΤΟΥ

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