A wise man once told me...

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Edited Date/Time 7/3/2015 7:44am
Fill in the blank: "A wise man once told me ______"
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if it fucks , flies or floats, rent it.
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TailSoHard wrote:
Fill in the blank: "A wise man once told me ______"
Nothing dumber then a poor Republican...
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Keep your feet on the pegs and your wheels on the ground
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Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.

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(in regards to messing with electrical in your house) "I know enough about electrical to know I don't know enough about electrical."

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You hang with a crippled man you walk with a limp
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also, "see that piece of ass over there? well go get it, take it! " and "no means yes" and some others but youll have to wait.
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"brute force is never the answer", dad loves to tell me that one every time we're in the garage working on something

and then there's "it's better to be a good listener than a good speaker", which translates into "just shut the hell up"
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TailSoHard wrote:
your avatar lol
Haha, nice catch! I didn't say I followed the advice, it was just something I heard once...
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Never get caught on the job with your hands in your pockets.
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What goes around comes around.
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If you cant use hand tools properly then air tools are out of the question.

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How about "when you're up to your nose in shit, keep your mouth shut" from the great Sergio leone movie "my name is nobody"
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"...you're only old as the women you feel"
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newmann wrote:
if it fucks , flies or floats, rent it.
Wasatch Rider wrote:
And never eat anything that stinks. LOL
"if it smells like a fish, run like a chicken"
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ocscottie wrote:
"...you're only old as the women you feel"
Thanks ocscottie now I feel old! Lol
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A wise man once told me man who fly upside down have crack up. Or was that Confucius?
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"no means yes and yes means anal"
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Smoke pot, eat twat and smile a lot. CoolEvilSmile
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newmann wrote:
if it fucks , flies or floats, rent it.
Wasatch Rider wrote:
And never eat anything that stinks. LOL
ocscottie wrote:
"if it smells like a fish, run like a chicken"
"if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin. if it smells like trout, get the fuck out"
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"If you didn't crash, you didn't go as fast as you can."

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"Never stick your finger's anywhere you wouldn't stick your dick ."

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