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davis224
2/6/2012 5:16am
2/6/2012 5:16am
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2/11/2012 9:09pm
Did nobody else notice with 2 laps to go in the 250f main, Ralph uttered the phrase "Wilson, once again easing his way into the backside of the 38 of Musquin..." ...WTF Ralph? I about spit my drink out I was laughing so hard. I always notice some of the things they say sound a lil dirty, like "He's coming hard up the inside!", but come on, this is just ridiculous! I can't be the only one who heard it!
The Shop
It's only a matter of time before Ralph has a Janet Jackson type wardrobe malfunction.
The guy is possibly the worst announcer in all of sports.
Compare that to Emig and RC constantly saying them guys, or using then instead of than, the list goes on and on.
$ 10,000 out of his pocket each year he can sing what he wants.
" Noo I said she's being loose buthole"
Pit Row
What you're describing is a phrase that made you giggle.
We see it less often these days, but people used to have a love/hate relationship with some of Art Eckman's announcing, too.
If you really hate it that much, turn down the volume, break out your iphone and use the Voice Memos app, and do your own race commentary. I'd love to hear some of the results.
Phrases like.
John Holmes filled the crease.
John Holmes with pressure from the back side pounds the quarterback.
John Holmes slides in there to fill the gap.
John Holmes with pressure up the middle busted that one up.
John Holmes did a good job of penetrating the middle.
John Holmes flushed the pocket with penetration up the middle.
They were endless.
"Who's the best at coming from behind?"
just saying...you don't have to look far...
When he finally gets shown the door, we're all going to have to celebrate.
I wish I could listen to the broadcast with just RC and Fro and somehow mute out the "left field" loser every time he chimes in with his useless comments.
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