What I've learned from Vital this week

Robgvx
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Edited Date/Time 2/27/2014 12:36pm
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching it into his opponent.'

2. For an ill-judged, poorly timed and badly executed block pass that is seen as a deliberate take-out he should end up dead or in a chair.

3. Anyone who thinks it wasn't pre-meditated attempted murder is an imbecile.

4. Motocross is now attracting people who think it's cool to get married in Fox T shirts and Bro flat bills. Class.

5. The official MX2 world championship, recognised and sanctioned since 1975 by the world governing body of all motorcycling is a support class and doesn't count as a real championship. 250 class in America does through.

7. 95% of the world's fastest riders race in the USA.

8. There is no Honda, Kawasaki or Suzuki factory team in GPs.

9. Jeffrey Herlings is a coward because he races in the MX2 world championship and this is nothing to do with either the fact that he is only 19, or that he is a professional motocross rider paid to race where his current employers tell him to, or that in truth most of his potential competition has been forced out of the class under a ridiculous age rule.

10. A rider dominating a class in Europe is an indication of weakness of opposition, but MC, RC etc doing the same in the US is a reflection on their speed and not depth of competition.
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2/26/2014 4:34am
Robgvx wrote:
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching...
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching it into his opponent.'

2. For an ill-judged, poorly timed and badly executed block pass that is seen as a deliberate take-out he should end up dead or in a chair.

3. Anyone who thinks it wasn't pre-meditated attempted murder is an imbecile.

4. Motocross is now attracting people who think it's cool to get married in Fox T shirts and Bro flat bills. Class.

5. The official MX2 world championship, recognised and sanctioned since 1975 by the world governing body of all motorcycling is a support class and doesn't count as a real championship. 250 class in America does through.

7. 95% of the world's fastest riders race in the USA.

8. There is no Honda, Kawasaki or Suzuki factory team in GPs.

9. Jeffrey Herlings is a coward because he races in the MX2 world championship and this is nothing to do with either the fact that he is only 19, or that he is a professional motocross rider paid to race where his current employers tell him to, or that in truth most of his potential competition has been forced out of the class under a ridiculous age rule.

10. A rider dominating a class in Europe is an indication of weakness of opposition, but MC, RC etc doing the same in the US is a reflection on their speed and not depth of competition.
I want to agree with #7, but 95% seems kinda low Tongue
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2/26/2014 4:51am
I just learned you don't know how to count. Where is number 6?
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2/26/2014 4:53am
Need to work JLaw into it somewhere.
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2/26/2014 4:55am
IWreckALot wrote:
I just learned you don't know how to count. Where is number 6?
6. There is no number 6 .


Its a test

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2/26/2014 5:04am
Robgvx wrote:
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching...
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching it into his opponent.'

2. For an ill-judged, poorly timed and badly executed block pass that is seen as a deliberate take-out he should end up dead or in a chair.

3. Anyone who thinks it wasn't pre-meditated attempted murder is an imbecile.

4. Motocross is now attracting people who think it's cool to get married in Fox T shirts and Bro flat bills. Class.

5. The official MX2 world championship, recognised and sanctioned since 1975 by the world governing body of all motorcycling is a support class and doesn't count as a real championship. 250 class in America does through.

7. 95% of the world's fastest riders race in the USA.

8. There is no Honda, Kawasaki or Suzuki factory team in GPs.

9. Jeffrey Herlings is a coward because he races in the MX2 world championship and this is nothing to do with either the fact that he is only 19, or that he is a professional motocross rider paid to race where his current employers tell him to, or that in truth most of his potential competition has been forced out of the class under a ridiculous age rule.

10. A rider dominating a class in Europe is an indication of weakness of opposition, but MC, RC etc doing the same in the US is a reflection on their speed and not depth of competition.
Number 4 is my favourite.
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2/26/2014 5:16am
I learned 7 comes after 5...
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2/26/2014 5:29am
11. Pepsi sucks on Raisin Bran.
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2/26/2014 6:34am
#6 Bears are awesome
Robgvx
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2/26/2014 6:41am
Robgvx wrote:
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching...
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching it into his opponent.'

2. For an ill-judged, poorly timed and badly executed block pass that is seen as a deliberate take-out he should end up dead or in a chair.

3. Anyone who thinks it wasn't pre-meditated attempted murder is an imbecile.

4. Motocross is now attracting people who think it's cool to get married in Fox T shirts and Bro flat bills. Class.

5. The official MX2 world championship, recognised and sanctioned since 1975 by the world governing body of all motorcycling is a support class and doesn't count as a real championship. 250 class in America does through.

7. 95% of the world's fastest riders race in the USA.

8. There is no Honda, Kawasaki or Suzuki factory team in GPs.

9. Jeffrey Herlings is a coward because he races in the MX2 world championship and this is nothing to do with either the fact that he is only 19, or that he is a professional motocross rider paid to race where his current employers tell him to, or that in truth most of his potential competition has been forced out of the class under a ridiculous age rule.

10. A rider dominating a class in Europe is an indication of weakness of opposition, but MC, RC etc doing the same in the US is a reflection on their speed and not depth of competition.
#11: Perhaps to no surprise, Vital members tend to focus on a rather minor mistake and blow it out of proportion.
pete24
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2/26/2014 6:47am
#6 the smartest fastest mxers in the world are on vital
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2/26/2014 6:54am
ya, and it's been reinforced in my mind, the people from the UK, are infatuated with America.
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2/26/2014 6:55am Edited Date/Time 2/26/2014 11:01am
You also learn it's a good study of the different types of human behavior and that
Peelout has some real nice places to ride.
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2/26/2014 7:11am
Great post Rob... You nailed it!

This place makes my blood pressure go up, and my IQ go down whenever I stop by
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2/26/2014 7:35am
Jarid332 wrote:
#6 Bears are awesome [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Medved_mzoo.jpg[/img]
#6 Bears are awesome
nailed it Cool
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2/26/2014 8:24am
I just learned there is a race series somewhere called "GP's" Is this some sort of Arenacross feeder series? Tell me more....Wink
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2/26/2014 8:31am
Robgvx wrote:
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching...
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching it into his opponent.'

2. For an ill-judged, poorly timed and badly executed block pass that is seen as a deliberate take-out he should end up dead or in a chair.

3. Anyone who thinks it wasn't pre-meditated attempted murder is an imbecile.

4. Motocross is now attracting people who think it's cool to get married in Fox T shirts and Bro flat bills. Class.

5. The official MX2 world championship, recognised and sanctioned since 1975 by the world governing body of all motorcycling is a support class and doesn't count as a real championship. 250 class in America does through.

7. 95% of the world's fastest riders race in the USA.

8. There is no Honda, Kawasaki or Suzuki factory team in GPs.

9. Jeffrey Herlings is a coward because he races in the MX2 world championship and this is nothing to do with either the fact that he is only 19, or that he is a professional motocross rider paid to race where his current employers tell him to, or that in truth most of his potential competition has been forced out of the class under a ridiculous age rule.

10. A rider dominating a class in Europe is an indication of weakness of opposition, but MC, RC etc doing the same in the US is a reflection on their speed and not depth of competition.
Robgvx wrote:
#11: Perhaps to no surprise, Vital members tend to focus on a rather minor mistake and blow it out of proportion.
It's actually just #10. Euro Math ahem
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2/26/2014 8:38am
Robgvx wrote:
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching...
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching it into his opponent.'

2. For an ill-judged, poorly timed and badly executed block pass that is seen as a deliberate take-out he should end up dead or in a chair.

3. Anyone who thinks it wasn't pre-meditated attempted murder is an imbecile.

4. Motocross is now attracting people who think it's cool to get married in Fox T shirts and Bro flat bills. Class.

5. The official MX2 world championship, recognised and sanctioned since 1975 by the world governing body of all motorcycling is a support class and doesn't count as a real championship. 250 class in America does through.

7. 95% of the world's fastest riders race in the USA.

8. There is no Honda, Kawasaki or Suzuki factory team in GPs.

9. Jeffrey Herlings is a coward because he races in the MX2 world championship and this is nothing to do with either the fact that he is only 19, or that he is a professional motocross rider paid to race where his current employers tell him to, or that in truth most of his potential competition has been forced out of the class under a ridiculous age rule.

10. A rider dominating a class in Europe is an indication of weakness of opposition, but MC, RC etc doing the same in the US is a reflection on their speed and not depth of competition.
Robgvx wrote:
#11: Perhaps to no surprise, Vital members tend to focus on a rather minor mistake and blow it out of proportion.
yup that about sums it up.... you get a gold star!!!! Wink
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2/26/2014 9:08am Edited Date/Time 2/26/2014 9:13am
Robgvx wrote:
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching...
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching it into his opponent.'

2. For an ill-judged, poorly timed and badly executed block pass that is seen as a deliberate take-out he should end up dead or in a chair.

3. Anyone who thinks it wasn't pre-meditated attempted murder is an imbecile.

4. Motocross is now attracting people who think it's cool to get married in Fox T shirts and Bro flat bills. Class.

5. The official MX2 world championship, recognised and sanctioned since 1975 by the world governing body of all motorcycling is a support class and doesn't count as a real championship. 250 class in America does through.

7. 95% of the world's fastest riders race in the USA.

8. There is no Honda, Kawasaki or Suzuki factory team in GPs.

9. Jeffrey Herlings is a coward because he races in the MX2 world championship and this is nothing to do with either the fact that he is only 19, or that he is a professional motocross rider paid to race where his current employers tell him to, or that in truth most of his potential competition has been forced out of the class under a ridiculous age rule.

10. A rider dominating a class in Europe is an indication of weakness of opposition, but MC, RC etc doing the same in the US is a reflection on their speed and not depth of competition.
Robgvx wrote:
#11: Perhaps to no surprise, Vital members tend to focus on a rather minor mistake and blow it out of proportion.
12. Madskillsmx 2 has costs business owners millions of dollars for all MX fans ignoring their TPS reports this week.

13. DC is perhaps the best voice of reason on any controversial topic.
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2/26/2014 9:19am Edited Date/Time 2/26/2014 9:20am
#6 James Is a crashing machine, and RV will win the Championship running away because he's the fastest ever.
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2/26/2014 9:23am
Jarid332 wrote:
#6 Bears are awesome [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Medved_mzoo.jpg[/img]
#6 Bears are awesome
^this
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2/26/2014 9:30am
Robgvx wrote:
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching...
1. Mike Alessi hitting his front wheel into Broc Tickle's bike at 90 degrees and thereby having his bars wrenched out from his hands = 'clutching it into his opponent.'

2. For an ill-judged, poorly timed and badly executed block pass that is seen as a deliberate take-out he should end up dead or in a chair.

3. Anyone who thinks it wasn't pre-meditated attempted murder is an imbecile.

4. Motocross is now attracting people who think it's cool to get married in Fox T shirts and Bro flat bills. Class.

5. The official MX2 world championship, recognised and sanctioned since 1975 by the world governing body of all motorcycling is a support class and doesn't count as a real championship. 250 class in America does through.

7. 95% of the world's fastest riders race in the USA.

8. There is no Honda, Kawasaki or Suzuki factory team in GPs.

9. Jeffrey Herlings is a coward because he races in the MX2 world championship and this is nothing to do with either the fact that he is only 19, or that he is a professional motocross rider paid to race where his current employers tell him to, or that in truth most of his potential competition has been forced out of the class under a ridiculous age rule.

10. A rider dominating a class in Europe is an indication of weakness of opposition, but MC, RC etc doing the same in the US is a reflection on their speed and not depth of competition.
9 - more like he was the one who said he wanted to milk the support class for another 13 years

11 - european fans are almost as sensitive as Bieber fans, grow a sack and brush the dirt off your shoulders bro
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2/26/2014 9:43am
Robgvx wrote:
#11: Perhaps to no surprise, Vital members tend to focus on a rather minor mistake and blow it out of proportion.
Says the guy who proof reads Geoff . . . sheesh. Tongue
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2/26/2014 9:49am
Robgvx wrote:
#11: Perhaps to no surprise, Vital members tend to focus on a rather minor mistake and blow it out of proportion.
You can stamp that #11. Losers need gratification somewhere.
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2/26/2014 10:03am
I was going to say that #6 is currently not being used in the series and will not used on your list.
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2/26/2014 10:05am
12. People will argue about anything. Even whether Windham's transfers are cool or not.
2/26/2014 10:07am
Jarid332 wrote:
#6 Bears are awesome [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Medved_mzoo.jpg[/img]
#6 Bears are awesome
Regis wrote:
^this


I learned this on facebook but thought I would contribute to this weeks lesson.
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2/26/2014 10:08am
GuyB wrote:
12. People will argue about anything. Even whether Windham's transfers are cool or not.
13. People are addicted to arguing and being right - hence the craziness (and its rarely the teams, athletes, and industry) we witness in our sport.

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